Wilbert “Beau” Bass; phony SEAL

| February 6, 2018 | 77 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Wilbert Bass, who goes by the name “Beau” on Facebook, and on LinkedIn where he also claims to have been a Navy SEAL;

He tells folks that he was in the Air Force, but that he’d got out before 9-11-2001. When that terrorist attack happened, “they” contacted him and told him to “report to any branch” and he picked Navy SEALs. Lucky them.

He claims to have graduated from BUDS class 237…also claims to have been a sniper “with 250 kills, 160 confirmed, 3d only to Chris Kyle”.

Yeah, well, as nice and as realistic as that all sounds, the Navy says “Who?”

It looks like he has Air Force service.

We’re waiting on a FOIA for that period.

He was in and out of courtrooms for the last twenty years for bad checks and obtaining property under false pretenses.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Atomic Cocksucker.

  2. 1SG Eazy E says:

    Great…. I am getting ready to retire after 24 years and got a LinkedIn account a couple of weeks ago. I wonder how many of these fags do this kind of crap? Hope I run into a couple of these types in my new career! “ oh you will really like joe in accounting. He’s a Navy Seal and Green Beret who is only 25…..”

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      You’ll be surprised. I’ve worked a few jobs with kno-slobberers who’ve tried to bullshit me about their bogus Military Service and I embarrassed the shit and piss out of them in front of God and everyone.

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    His “kills” happened while he was “butt sniping” at the local ghey bar. WILBERT “BEAU” BASS likes to DORK THE SQUEAKHOLE!

  4. Combat Historian says:

    “…also claims to have been a sniper “with 250 kills, 160 confirmed, 3d only to Chris Kyle”….

    “Call of Duty” is easy; Reality is…not so easy…

  5. Wilted Willy says:

    I hate these cocksuckers that never served more than anything! The only kill he ever had was at his SQUEAKHOLE! Welcome to your internet fame there cocksucker! WILBERT “BEAU” BASS likes to DORK THE SQUEAKHOLE!

  6. ChipNASA says:

    And here it is!!!
    The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™

    https://imgur.com/VQBdhFw

    Take a look at it and let me know what you think and I’m, as always, open to any and all constructive criticism/editing suggestions.

  7. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    He also claims he played baseball at the University of Georgia from 1997 to 2001, huh?

    The team rosters only go back to 2000.

    (He’s not on the roster for 2000 (18 players) nor 2001 (24 players)).

    On LinkedIn, he claims the Bronze Star with “Valor”, 3 times.

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I wonder how many times “Beau” got boinked from behind by Bubba, Thor, Julio or any others while he was in lockup?

  9. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    The ice is finally broken with one phony Seal coming into the TAH Tuesday starting gate.

    • Graybeard says:

      Our two new additions this morning gives us phony Navy SEALs: 6, phony SF: 4

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        GB: Isn’t Major Zeppelin worth at least two phony SFs?

        • Graybeard says:

          OK, 2/17, if I need to start a score of levels of being a phony, I’ll need to generate a TAH Poser Scoring System.

          Being the size of a Zeppelin would definitely weight the score for the SF posers, but we’ve had some Navy SEALs Walruses that could lend some gravitas to that Team.

          I will take your suggestion under consideration.

          • AW1Ed says:

            We sorta have a checklist already- Doo-rag, biker vest slathered with false bling, service critter, tats, the list goes on.

            • Graybeard says:

              Yeah – I’d have to determine which parts of the checklist are worth how many points.

              It may be simpler, in some cases, to start with a score of 100 and subtract for those parts of the checklist the phony did not use.

              I think we may start with the TAH Poser Bingo Card, determine baseline points, and go from there, adding bonus point for trying, say, to pass oneself off as a woman SF Major while overweight.

              Sockpuppets and girlfriend/wives ought to be worth something as well.

              Gonna take some thought, but now – early in the 2018 race – is when I need to do this so I can score those posers exposed here on TAH from 1JAN18 on before there gets to be too many of them.

  10. SFC D says:

    “obtaining property under false pretenses”

    Could’ve been an outstanding Supply SGT, had he actually enlisted!

  11. rgr769 says:

    I knew we could not go more than 3 or four days without another fake SEAL.

  12. ChipNASA says:

    NEW & IMPROVED
    The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
    (I’m gonna stick with this one.)

    https://imgur.com/Egu9BbJ

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    May Wilbert “Beau” Bass’s next Doctor appointment be with a fat-fingered sadistic Proctologist with piss-poor depth perception.

  14. Carlton G. Long says:

    I could forgive him for calling himself “Beau” as opposed to “Wilbert” but my sympathy for him ends there.

  15. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    us Navy Seal
    depart of the Navy

    “We have no further questions for this witness your honor”.

  16. Atkron says:

    Color me surprised, just looking at that mug of his, I’d have guessed SEAL; at the very least sniper.

    I guess the Navy, and the nation, missed out on not recruiting this guy.

  17. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Cripes. He claims employment with SSA because he receives a disability check. Man, that hurts. Sounds like window licker would be a step up.

  18. Hondo says:

    Phonly SEAL; but 100% lying Bass-turd.

  19. Green Thumb says:

    A totally “Phildoesque” dude.

  20. JACK SHIT says:

    Wilbert “Beau” Bass does not know me.

  21. RM3(SS) says:

    little known fact~
    AutoZone only hires SEALS/Special Forces. If he’s the “Assistance Manager” that makes him the equivalent of at least a Navy Captain.

  22. Dennis - not chevy says:

    I call double BS on the after 9/11 claim. Right after 9/11 I called the local recruiter and asked if there was any news that Bush the younger would recall retirees as Bush the older had. The recruiter asked me if I’d been retired fewer than two years; I said I had not, I had been retired for more than 5 years. She told me retirees with less than 2 years could get on a waiting list to enlist in the reserves and those over five years were not being considered. It was fine until she said, “Don’t worry about it sir, you’re too old.”

  23. TF-BA says:

    Nothing says I love you quite like hanging bad paper.

  24. Ex-PH2 says:

    What a gasbag he is.

    They’d recall Jonn or Dennis-not chevy before they’d call him in to even sweep the floor. They might even recall me. Yeah, I can still speak and write coherently… sort of.

    He’s an idiot. Bad checks, too! That’s some real cool career stats he’s got going for him.

  25. Fjardeson says:

    LinkedIn page is still alive (and still says “Navy Seal”….

  26. annabelle says:

    what a fucking hack.

  27. Hailey says:

    This is a set up…. His ex made all this. The account and everything….

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