Dan Stitt; phony SEAL

| February 7, 2018 | 136 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Dan Stitt. He claims to be a former Navy SEAL and somehow his new wife got the idea that he served for 12 years, made the rank of Navy Captain, that he’d been wounded twice and he’d been twice a POW;

Well according to Don Shipley, Mr Stitt is not, nor has he ever been a Navy SEAL. The Navy, when asked about his service, replied “Who?”

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. IS2 (SW) says:

    Thanks to people like Mr. Shitt here, the Navy is making a comeback on you Army pukes. Hooyah, Mr. Shitt!

  2. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    The photo of him with his flower tattoo doesn’t show the arms of an Ex-SEAL…fuck I was just infantry and even though I’m in my 60s my biceps are still functional and of decent size…he has little boy arms in that photo…no triceps, and tiny biceps…my daughter in the Air Force has better arm muscularity…

  3. Wilted Willy says:

    I say this lying fuckstain should be made to serve in the Navy, shoot him and then give him to Syria so he can be a real POW. Fuck you Shitt!

  4. Claw says:

    On his Facebook page he says his nickname is “Cheese.” (FB page is also wide open for commenting)

    Cheese Stitt.

    Don’t even have to make stuff up, it writes itself.

    But batten down the hatches, I feel a new wife-type Sockpuppet defender will make an appearance.

  5. OldManchu says:

    Hang in there Army! We’re still up one in phonies for the week over the SEALS. Where are all the Rangers and SF at? Step it up you posers!

  6. OldManchu says:

    He was a POW all right.

    Prisoner of Wussification

  7. Roh-Dog says:

    Smirk alert! Given the above information and my expertise in preventing predation of minors, I give this guy a 83.2% probability of being a tickle monster.

  8. 26Limabeans says:

    Wife says he is “amassing”. Yes he is.
    He is amassing a giant shitstorm.
    One would think the wife would want to see his “wounds” that earned him a purple heart or two (one is never enough). Probably a couple of scabbed over ass pimples that he kept picking until they looked like trauma.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      DAN STITT must have gotten his “wounds” on those top seekrit skwirrl missions into Bigbootystan… and broke his taint and/or mangina!

      DAN STITT – you have DORKED THE SQUEAKHOLE with your STOLEN VALOR lies!

  9. 1610desig says:

    The wife got it right….”this goofy guy”

  10. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    If the wife really did post those comments, then she’s enabling him.

    How can she possibly give him accolades about military service he NEVER performed, then claim “spouse” status – all in the same friggin’ sentence?

    How these people find each other is astounding.

    • HT3 '83-'87 says:

      Agreed. She’s either complicit in his lies or guilty of being stupid. She’s off bragging to her friends about the “hero” she married…what a douche nozzle!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Some women are just desperate, you know.

      If they’re truly desperate, they’ll believe anything, even if it’s a baldfaced lie.

      • cant*stand*stupid says:

        Yes, women are so desperate that they can’t wait to marry a liar and con artist. Idiots. :::eye roll:::

        She didn’t know. She knows now. She’ll stop at nothing to make sure he doesn’t do this to someone else. His lies have left a path of destruction…financial, emotional, you name it.

  11. RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

    Guys, guys, guys it’s all because of a simple spelling mistake on his BIRTH CERTIFICATE. They have him listed as Stitt, when his last name is actually spelled with an h and only 1 t. You’ll also find he is actually royalty as in King S***. May he get the royal flush he richly deserves.

  12. Combat Historian says:

    I have a feeling DAN STITT is such a pussy that he’s gonna go run and hide, and have his ladyfolk do the sockpuppeting for him…

  13. Snotcrow says:

    Dan just got married late last year, and his new wife has completely bought it. She things she is married to a Naval Officer – I wonder how long he planned to keep that up, I mean eventually the lack of Navy involvement in your life should be apparent?

    • USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

      ^^^^ Exactly.

      HIM: “Good Morning, Hon. I’m on my way out for the day to do Navy Captain stuff”.

      WIFE: “OKAY! I’m so proud of you! Where’s your uniform? I never see you wear it?”

      HIM: “I leave all my military stuff at work, but I can’t tell you where that is because it’s SECRET. I’m sure you understand”.

      WIFE: “I guess so…”

      HIM: (Leaves for the day and hides for 10 hours in a town 2 communities over )

      • Geetwillickers says:

        You know – I get the guy bragging in the bar to get chicks. I get the single guy puffing up his tindr profile, and even the guy inflating his Linkedin profile to get a better job. (I don’t agree, or think it is right, but I get it…)

        But this dude – does he really think he can keep lying to the woman he lives with? The mother of his children? How long does he think he can keep it up? And what does he think is going to happen when she finds out?

        And the kids… for the love of all that is holy – doesn’t he think of the impact on the kids when they find out that Daddy is a huge liar and their lives are torn apart by divorce?

        I hate the honorable service embellishers the most, but I feel horrified at the incoming shitstorm this dude is bringing to those poor kids.

        C’mon dude… come clean before you do any more harm.

        • USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

          Yep. I agree.

          If (when) she catches him lying – if she’s not actually perpetuating it with him, that is – that will hard to recover from.

          If you can’t trust someone to be honest, then how can they be trusted with BIG things, let alone SMALL things? Ever?

          Mr. Shitt has a rude awakening coming.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Are they HIS kids, as in his before HER, or are they HERS before HIM?

          Just askin’, because if he just got married and they’re hers, he’s made a bad start.

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        “I can go to the PX, right honey?”

        “Um. Ah. No. No you can’t. Part of my special SEAL oath required me to swear that neither I nor my family would enter a PX. Security and secrecy issues, you understand.”

        • 2/17 Air Cav says:

          “Honey, I’m only allowed this one call. I’m a POW again. See you when I get out. Oh. If a guy called Shipley phones, just tell him I’m unavailable and hang up.”

          • 2/17 Air Cav says:

            “Honey? Our FB page is down. What’s up with that?”

            “I had to kill it. My cover was blown.”

          • Mick says:

            “I’m a POW again…they threw me in a Tiger Cage…and there are rats crawling on my head…but don’t worry, honey…I’ll kill all of my guards with my bare hands and make a daring escape to return home to you…and once again I’ll be the only survivor…”

        • Combat Historian says:

          STITT: Honey, I’m back from the commissary!

          WIFE: Why do the price labels on the ground beef and deli packs say “SAFEWAY”?

          STITT: Oh! They put those false labels on there to protect the secret classified commissary I have to go to because I’m a twice-captured Navy SEAL!

      • Graybeard says:

        “HIM: (Leaves for the day and hides for 10 hours in a town 2 communities over with another woman)”

        FIFY

      • CWORet says:

        Never sees the Navy O6 paycheck either.

        “Naw, babe. I just do it for the LULZ!!!”

  14. Graybeard says:

    This one is going to make me develop a different phony SEAL multiplier. We’ve got the Walrus/Manatee types, and then the scrawny no-biceps types.

    This is gonna get interesting.

    And with today’s twofer before 0800 the phony SEALS are up to 8 – fully twice that of the phony Green Berets/SFs, and a Walrus for each of them.

  15. Ex-PH2 says:

    He just got married, huh? Yeah, well, when he’s got something going on on the other side of the fence, he’ll use that old chestnut ‘gotta deploy, Navy calls’ to run off to somewhere while wifey is wondering where he is. She should ask about his government insurance policy. They still offer USGLI, don’t they?

    This guy is SUCH A JERK!!!!!!!

  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Atomic Cocksucker.

  17. AZtoVA says:

    Dan Schitt’s got some ‘splainin to do…

  18. 26Limabeans says:

    She should ask to see his tax returns.

  19. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He claims to have been a POW twice? Nice Birth Control Glasses, WALDO!! One of my past Mentors was a Bataan Death March Survivor and a POW of the Japanese afterwards, you’re definitely an Atomic Cocksucker, Waldo McFly!

    • Mick says:

      My great uncle was a POW in WW2, and I’m acquainted with several former POWs from both the Vietnam War and Operation DESERT STORM.

      Not one of them views their experience of having been held as a POW as being in any way glamorous or as something to brag about. In fact, they prefer not to even speak about it. And they’re unanimous in their statements that no one in their right mind would ever want to be captured and held as a POW.

      It’s mind-boggling that so many of these poser assclowns want to falsely claim POW status.

      I really don’t understand it.

      • E4 Mafia For Life. says:

        A bit of trivia: Chances of even running into a Desert Storm POW are probably 1 million times less probable than meeting Sophia Loren at the .99 cent store in Chicago during a riot. There were only 6 total coalition POW’s.
        We have extremely low numbers for the Gulf War.
        147 KIA (including a bunch by fratricide) and 145 by accident. Mostly road accidents.
        When you met one of those Desert Storm POW’s, you should have went out and bought several lottery tickets.

        • Mick says:

          ‘There were only 6 total coalition POW’s.’

          The POW Network list indicates that there were more than that:

          http://www.pownetwork.org/gulf/index_gulf_war.htm

          While serving on active duty in the Marine Corps, I was acquainted with two Marine Corps Aviators and one Marine Corps Aerial Observer who were held as POWs during Operation DESERT STORM.

          Captain Michael Berryman/AV-8B Pilot

          CWO5 Guy Hunter/OV-10 Aerial Observer

          Captain Russell Sanborn/AV-8B Pilot

          • E4 Mafia For Life. says:

            Thank you for the correction.
            There’s a reason I don’t teach history.
            I recall Lt. Cmdr. Speicher had been MIA for almost 20 years.
            You know, some of us Army vets eat crayons and drink glue also.
            I’ll revise my statement to:
            You have a better chance at meeting Sofia Loren in the McDonald’s playground then meeting one of the few Gulf War POW’s.

      • Bill M says:

        One of my uncles was a POW in Korea. He never saw it as glamorous. We just lost him last week. Rest in Peace Uncle Joe.

  20. Carlton G. Long says:

    I could barely get past the fur coat pic…looks like the one from that Seinfeld episode.

  21. Mason says:

    Made Capt in 12 years? Impressive. Minimum time in grade would take more than 12 years to make O-6.

  22. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    I supported NSW ops for a 1/3 of my career.

    Not once did I ever see a Frogman wearing the “after-market, over-sized Trident, US Navy SEAL Team” ball cap.

    Not once.

    So, this guy is most LEGIT!

  23. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder how long the wife will stick around? Much like Phildo’s…..later.

    What a clown.

    By the looks of him he was on IT Team 6.

  24. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Mr. Shitt,

    Fred Armisen called and he wants his look and persona back NOW!

    MCPO

  25. clamsgotlegs says:

    The closeness of the pics of him with her kids is disturbing. The kids have lifeless expressions in some of these.

    Somebody screen grab those pics.

    I pray that nothing bad is going on.

  26. REMF says:

    POW not once but twice? What a super duper, knob gobbling, ass clown.

  27. ChipNASA says:

    Well at least one link to TAH is still on his FB page and he failed to sanitize it.
    LMFAO Dickless wonder.

  28. Bos’n Mate Mac says:

    His page is still up under Danny Stitt, and fortunately someone left a link to this page in his photos comment! HooYa! Guess he’s gonna have some splainin’ to do to his proud wife of the infidel little prick.

  29. RCAF-CHAIRBORNE says:

    Neeeeeerrrrrdd!!

    Kinda makes me think of a white Urkel

  30. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Two Phony Seals this Wednesday at the TAH starting gate. Jumping Jehosaphat, no more $100.00 windows to place my bet!!!! Is he from Florida?

  31. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    What a pencildick!

  32. Les says:

    I tried to put more links on his page, but he must have been on FB when I entered the first link. He then locked down the comments feature.

  33. RM3(SS) says:

    A very common story. Lying sack o’ shit marries woman with kids just for access to the kids. He definitely has the Chester the Molester look. “Come kiss daddy goodnight”.

  34. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    There is another Dan Stitt on FarceBook that is a US Navy Seaman Apprentice (E-2?)
    But looks about 19 or 20’ish.
    https://www.facebook.com/stittdanielj?fref=search
    The young Dan Stitt appears to be the real – and humble – deal. Also, no 12 rows of ribbons. Just 2. The coveted NDSM and some other Navy medal that is for valve wheel turner mate boiler room distinguished 1st award. Sorry squids. I can’t make out the ribbon very well in the photo and rely on the Navy guys here to help me out.
    Will someone double check me and if so, we might PM him and give him a heads up before he gets screwed.
    We don’t want the young Stitt to be made Google famous in this case.

  35. Cpl/Major Mike says:

    Corpsman Captains are a pretty rare breed, even in a fake military, I hope she dumps his ass when she finds out he’s been lying all this time and he let her make a bigger fool of herself bragging about him.

  36. C2Show says:

    Looks like Danny boy has vanished. Also looks like he will probably make a new account and continue rocking that lie without TAH jumping on his dumbass.

  37. The Chief says:

    He can’t vanish from here:

    http://www.ilsdelivers.com/

    This would be his real work place

  38. Nate says:

    Him and his wife and kids attend The Summit Church in Canton, OH.

    http://thesummit.life/

    I’m sure you can track him down this way. She volunteers there also. Have at him………

  39. Joe lococo says:

    PLEASE READ !! Dan Stitt worked at a motorcycle shop in Cuyahoga falls years ago where he told them his brother got killed in Iraq and he had to take time off of work to take care of things for the family. # 1 brother was not in the military and still lives in Massillon # 2 his work raised money for him for his brothers death. This guy is a total piece of shit .

  40. Joe l says:

    PLEASE READ !! Dan Stitt worked at a motorcycle shop in Cuyahoga falls years ago where he told them his brother got killed in Iraq and he had to take time off of work to take care of things for the family. # 1 brother was not in the military and still lives in Massillon # 2 his work raised money for him for his brothers death. This guy is a total piece of shit .

    • J. says:

      Hey everyone you are 100% correct about him. Any vets or military want to call him out in person I get it!

      I do have a problem with posts mentioning his family and kids. First he is not married to the woman at summit church and her son is not his. Second his daughter is my step daughter and lives with me and her mom. Everyone is a victim of this Psycho including my step daughter. Have at him but don’t hassle his victims. I agree there should be an active investigation and I can tell you there is more to it than just posing as a navy seal.

      Best regards,

      J

  41. Nate says:

    Yeah, his FB is up as Danny Stitt. He’s posting photos of the latest girl he lied to…and him with her son…this dude’s sick.

  42. Haily says:

    She knew for a while and is pretending not to. She just thrives on attention so bad, good or bad. If he was a Seal great. If not and a phoney? Woe is me, great.

  43. T says:

    This is completely terrifying. My daughter, a successful, kind souled mother of 3, is over the moon for this man. A couple of you seem to know him personally. Could someone please help me with info. I’ve been trying to look him up and luckily, found this. Thank you!

    • OWB says:

      What else do you want, T? All the information you need is right there at the top of the page.

      Have your daughter read this thread. Maybe she can verify the local arrests with the local PD and/or sheriff.

      Not to appear unsymathetic here, but I really don’t know what else we can do for you. Were my kid seeing a nut/liar/who knows what else I’d be visiting with the local LEO’s immediately.

      • 3/10/MED/b says:

        I agree with OWB on acting on all fronts ASAP. Stolen valor is the rancid cherry on top of the shit sundae.

        I think I have seen that somewhere before…

        Good luck to you, sir.

        (OWB, my apologies for “report comment” strike, thick A.M. fingers…)

      • T says:

        My apologies. My daughter lives about 45 mins from him and this is just very surprising. I’ve not dealt with this before. Thank you so much!!

        • OWB says:

          No apology necessary.

          Good luck. If you can, keep us posted.

          And, do what you can to keep those children away from him. We have seen a disproportionately high number of those who lie about their military service also being pedophiles. (Yet stolen valor is said to be a victimless crime.) Don’t know that this one is, but too many others are.

          • T says:

            We’ve tries to find deeper things on Dab and have yet to find anything. Criminal records in different counties he’s lived in. I am curious to know the full story on the other things he has done. I’m my daughter’s mother and I WILL make sure something is done.. parents are crazy. Again, thank you and so thankful to have found this thread!!

  44. T says:

    Interesting and alarming comments about pedophilia. He divulged to her that he was molested by an uncle or grandfather from 9-12 years old.

    I hadn’t a clue about the “trend” of lying about this and pedophilia.

    • SFC D says:

      Good luck to you and your daughter, T. This guy is a real pile.

    • OWB says:

      Another thing you can tell your daughter is to not take our word for it either – do her own research. There is a button at the top of the page showing how to request military records. Also, there are online databases of POWs she/you can check. He’s not on any of them.

      Trust but verify. And get the docs from someone other than him.

  45. SafeAF says:

    Matched with him on dating site. I do my homework on everyone to be safe. Found this site, so asked him if he pretended to be navy seal. He deleted me instantly. I hope other women stay safe out there!

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