Darrin Sealy; phony Marine

| February 22, 2018 | 59 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this piece of work, Darrin Sealy who used to be the CEO and President of the Collegiate Officials Group, an organization of referees and umpires. For some reason, he decided that he needed to be a former Marine, but, he couldn’t stop there. He claimed to be a MARSOC Marine and that he had parachuted into Cuba – to actual veterans;

So eventually, he resigned as President and CEO;

The National Personnel Records Center confirms that he never served in uniform;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Jay says:

    Of course he didn’t serve. HEY! Is this the first Marine poser of the year?

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    Parachuted into Cuba? How come he’s not sitting in a Cuban jail? Fidel must have been slipping.

  3. AW1Ed says:

    Finally, a fake Marine gets on the scoreboard.

  4. Stacy0311 says:

    Turd burglar.

    Once had one of my soldiers ask me “What’s so special about the Marine Corps? Anybody can join.”

    My reply “True, but not everybody does. And you don’t really ‘join’ the Marine Corps. You become a Marine.”

  5. Roh-Dog says:

    What Darrin Sealy MEANT to say is a Cuban CIGAR jumped into him, á-la Bill Clinton .
    Carry on.

  6. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    Darrin was exposed and got smoked by MajGen Nuttal, U.S. Army (Retired).

    Fuggin’ awesome.

    Now he’s going to be famous.

  7. 26Limabeans says:

    That FB page is creepy in a creepy sort of way.

  8. Ret_25X says:

    I wonder how many of the never served and don’t know anyone well who did crowd think that these lies are plausible because they think the military is so large that no one will ever know….

    Or that it is so small that the likelihood of meeting anyone who actually knows better is so small that it will never happen….


    Either way that makes them stupid…

  9. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Scrolling down the post to check out the Seal below this phony.

  10. HMC Ret says:

    Google will definitely not be your friend. You asked for it. Sucks to be you.

  11. Mick says:

    From over at the Military Phonies page linked above:


    He was even asked where he went to basic training as well as what his Military occupational specialty (MOS) was.

    Darrin’s response was that he couldn’t talk about any of his military service because of its secretive nature.


    Straight from the well-worn, dog-eared pages of the Official TAH Poser 101 Handbook.

    ‘I can’t talk about it because it’s classified.’

    Unless, of course, he’s posting about his amazing acts of derring-do in the Facebook SCIF, or regaling his rapt, unsuspecting civilian audience in the local bar with incredible tales of desperate battles won and lost whilst perched upon a barstool.

  12. OAE CPO USN Ret says:

    Sealy McFakeseal

  13. Green Thumb says:

    Strike Three! You Out!!

    Technical Foul! Ejected!

  14. Combat Historian says:

    He tried playing poser games with a retired O-8, ouch…

  15. clamsgotlegs says:

    This makes me feel warm and fuzzy about his ethics when ref-ing HS games.

    Great example for the kids. Not.

    We currently have issues with bad refs in our district for football and basketball. They need to clean house as well.

  16. Daisy Cutter says:

    Q: Why did you parachute into Cuba?
    A: My mirror engaged, Sir.
    Q: Your mirror?
    A: I ate breakfast 200 yards from someone trained to kill me.
    Q: This is not making sense.
    A: I watched “A Few Good Men” for backfill on Cuba and that’s all I can think of.

  17. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Would you trust DARRIN SEALY to officiate any sporting event?

    I wouldn’t…

    Enjoy you career as a official getting DORKED IN THE SQUEAKHOLE, DARRIN SEALY!

  18. Frankie Cee says:

    Too good to pass up, I left Darrin Sealey my usual message of love:
    “You Shitstain, you lyin’ bastard. You claim to be a MARSOC Paratrooper? You are not, I am a paratrooper. The only time you have jumped has been when someone says “BOO”, you pussy. Be the coward that you are, and block me on Facebook, like the rest of your poser brotherhood usually do. You chose to stand in the blood of better men than you, to claim valor that you didn’t earn. What a fucking low life. You might go to the link below and try to unfuck yourself. In the mean time, every comment made that uses your name, creates a gooogle hit that will live forever. Anyone throwing your name at the altar of St. Goooogle will see what a lyin’ bastard you really are. Your name is up in lights at this link:

  19. Skyjumper says:

    ” Darrin Sealy who used to be the CEO and President of the Collegiate Officials Group, an organization of referees and umpires.”

    Little known fact:

    He was also in charge of “fouled Balls”.

  20. A Proud Infidel®­ says:


  21. NR Pax says:

    Ex-PH2, did you have anything to do with this guy getting outed? Thank you so much.

    Now come on, fake Marines! Only one entry so far!

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