Robert Hicks; phony SEAL

| March 4, 2018 | 108 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, Robert Kenneth Hicks, who claims to be a Navy SEAL. Judging by his wardrobe, and his motorcycle anyway;

And, oh, look, he’s an Iraq veteran and a sniper, too;

Not according to the Navy, though;

He left with eight years of service as an E-4 Aviation Structural Mechanic between 1990 and 2000 – he never made it to Iraq and he wasn’t trained as a SEAL.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. EODJay says:

    But he’s got a vest and has his dog tags outside his shirt. He’s got to be legit.

  2. SaraSnipe says:

    It appears this guy had served honorably for ten years, accruing some awards that are noteworthy on their own. Why embellish? Does he want people to fear him? Is he trying to impress the chicks? Boys?

  3. sj says:

    No dog? No doo rag?

    When will the posers find the TA20 for fakery?

  4. AW1Ed says:

    Most folks would be proud to have served, and awarded with a couple Good Cookies and an Expeditionary Medal. Not AMS3 Robert Hicks. No, he has to embellish a perfectly mediocre Navy stint with the trappings of better men.

    Fuck you and the Kawasaki you rode in on, Hicks.

  5. Bim says:

    Wow. Somebody is seriously overcompensating for something in their past.

    Piss poor performer?
    Micro penis?
    Mommy and daddy didn’t love him?

    The mind boggles.

  6. Doc Savage says:

    Nice Mohawk, fuck nugget…”Last of the fauxhicans”?

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Pus-nuts is all air and no tire.

  8. thebesig says:

    Is he trying to portray himself as a veteran SEAL officer? Looks like he has “railroad” tracks above the Navy SEAL patch. 🙄

    • Mason says:

      That was my first thought as well. He has a patch that says “Road Captain” in the first photo. Looks like he replaced that patch with the RR tracks. Looks like he rides with the legion, so they might use military insignia to denote club positions.

  9. thebesig says:

    Originally posted by Military Phonies:

    Looks like ‘Inferno’ should change his nickname to ‘Burned’…


  10. 1610desig says:

    I like that Marvel Comics “SEAL Man” motorcycle…

  11. OldManchu says:

    My goodness! Anyone else see the size of the fingers on on the hand wrapping his shoulder in that one photo?

    Bradley Manning would pucker up and drool over the possibilities.

  12. Mason says:

    Shooting expert is the same as a sniper, right?

    Eating a elephant seal is the same as being a seal, right?

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      ROBERT “BOOTY BOY” HICKS is one of those sooper seekrit elephant seal butt snipers that go after targets at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

      Enjoy the Google fame, COCKSUCKER!

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    The ZZTop mimic doesn’t do it for me. The neck rolls in back are just – well, spectacular!!
    The fact that his jacket nearly swallows his head in that one photo makes it clear that his SEAL call name on those supersecret seekrit squirrel missions was Turtleboy. Just don’t know which species of turtles he’s honoring.

  14. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Seals in the lead, and by the way, is he from, nah I won’t say the you know what State.

  15. Guard Bum says:

    When a phoney like this is busted, who has so much invested in their fakery right down to most of their social activity, where do they go from here? Friends and admirers turn away in disgust, forever branded on the internet, prior honorable service now soiled.

    Every morning this guy will have to look at himself in the mirror only to see a dishonorable fake looking back and that wont change at age 40, 50, 70…….I cannot imagine living with that shame.

  16. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    I feel sorry for the bike. Looks like a small framed bike sitting under an uber-large framed douche.

    “Oh, my shocks and tires!”

  17. Tony180A says:

    SIGH…… Come on shitbag fake SF and Rangers!! We will never catch up to the phony SEAL headcount at this rate.

  18. FatCircles0311 says:

    Being 99% baloney is no way to go through life.

  19. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    Looks like he ATE the seal.

    And what is that around his mouth? Did he blow a seal?

  20. John Moffitt says:

    I am the Secretary of Prescott, Arizona Post 6 American Legion Riders, and the Judge Advocate of American Legion Riders Post 6. This person is NOT a member of ALR 6, and is NOT a member of Post 6, American Legion in Prescott.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Moffitt. That’s three times you posted the same comment. Once was enough. Twice is somewhat annoying. Three times makes me wonder whether you were ever known as Gertrude, Hamlet’s mother.

      • Hondo says:

        I think he’s legit, guys. Check the link for “Officers” (under “About Us”) at:

        My guess is he’s not familiar with this site and doesn’t know how to contact Jonn. I’ve left him word on how to do so above.

        • Jonn Lilyea says:

          The website says that John Moffitt is the Judge Advocate, the Historian and Secretary for Post 6.

          • 2/17 Air Cav says:

            My point is not to question his legitimacy. Three identical posts in reply to three different comments is what I found unusual. No one gets ‘righter’ by repeating themselves. No one here said Hicks was an enrolled member of a post or that he rides with Post 6’s Legion Riders. Hicks is the guy advertising that with his saucy outfits. He’s the appropriate target. What’s more, too many times over the years, it has turned out that some SV type has actually been a member of the legion, VFW, or, in one notorious case, the head man at the Korean War Veterans Association. That’s all. I wasn’t suggesting that by protesting too much, Moffitt is somehow unclean, but doing that certainly gives one pause.

    • 1610desig says:

      You’re blowing you credibility, pal

    • jeff monroe says:

      please give it a rest dude!! When in the hell are you dang so called VFW/American Legion folks going to start 100% verifying folks military service records instead of taking their word or just because they wear a bunch of phony baloney BS Bling?

  21. lily says:

    You can’t blame him though because who wants to be known as a REMF the rest of their lives. He probably joined the Navy after getting scared to join the Marine or Army.

  22. Frankie Cee says:

    I wonder if we could get someone from American Legion Post 6 to tell us if Robert Hicks, phony bitch, was ever a member of the post or of the ALR Chapter, as his vest shows. He is headed for some serious Goooogle fame, with many of us mentioning his name in the comments.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      “I understand that someone marked a post as spam, one that attempted to call their attention to a member posing as a Navy SEAL. As a life member, I’m a little shocked that he has been able to get by with this at a Legion post for so long.
      EDIT: Post 6 made contact with me, and he hasn’t been seen in years there.”

      Frankie: He reportedly hasn’t been seen at the post in years, which means he is a used-to-be, if that is accurate.

  23. O-4E says:

    A dude with the “biker look” on a crotch rocket?

  24. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    I thought it odd that a Navy SEAL is claiming to be a ride captain but wearing Navy Lt. rank.
    I think he has the Mr. T haircut to polish boots after he licks them.
    Does the Inferno patch mean he is a flamer?
    The picture is blurred but does it not say “STUPID” on the back strap of his ball cap?

  25. mr. sharkman says:

    This phony POS had better start ‘running silent and running deep’, as in yesterday.

    I know several former Teamguys living in AZ. The one who is the most militant when it comes to phony Teamguys makes it his personal mission to arrange face-to-face meetings with them.

    Hes sicks his old lady on them with orders to give their man boobs a nice, hard titty twister.

  26. Atkron says:

    He must have been a shitty Airframer because they sent his ass to Corrosion Control.

    We usually shit canned people to Corrosion, or sent them TAD to Mess Deck MAA.

    The only seal this dick drip ever got close to was the seal on his paint sprayer.


  27. Timothy Mattson says:

    Just going to throw this out there; I don’t call bullshit on someone unless they wear an official medal/badge that they haven’t earned or if they outright claim that they earned such accolades without ever having earned them.

    He’s wearing patches on his biker gear, that doesn’t tell me that he actively claims to have been a SEAL, Iraq Vet, or a Sniper.

  28. CLay Scott says:

    Robert Hicks was at one time in about 2009 a Legitimate and valuable member of the American Legion Riders of Post 6 in Prescott Arizona, so for that Part no one can Fault him. Robert never ever indicated in any way that he was a Seal. Robert Left the ALR in about 2010. The bike he has been riding now has a seal emblem on the fairing which he displays as a remembrance for a Friend.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      The bike he has been riding now has a seal emblem on the fairing which he displays as a remembrance for a Friend.

      Right out of the Poseur 101 handbook… BTW “CLay Scott”, I’ve known three SEALS, one who has passed on to Valhalla – I don’t wear anything in remembrance to him on a vest or vehicle that I own. I remember him in my mind and my heart for the thing that he did while here on Earth.

  29. CLay Scott says:

    As to the Seal patch that he now displays on his vest, I must presume it is there for the same reason as mentioned above. Additionally those who criticizing John Moffit for not knowing, this is understandable as John Moffit did not Join ALR Post 6 until 2011 when he transferred from the Yarnell Post.

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