William Bowen Gantt; phony SEAL

| April 11, 2018

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on William Bowen Gantt (it looks like he shut down his Facebook page while I was typing this) who claims that he was a US Navy SEAL among other things;

The Navy asks “Who?”

The folks at MP could find no active duty for Gantt from 1984 to 2018.

Just another goofball of the 99%.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. IDC SARC says:


    *he’s probably a failure at that too. 🙂

  2. Jay says:

    “Back during his SWCC days?” So which is it fucko, were you a SWCC or a SEAL…can’t have it both ways dickhead. Of course….i’m sure he DOES like it both ways….

  3. sbalm says:

    I’m thinking the reason he took down his Facebook page may be related to the fact that selfies with black scary rifles is not compatible with felony convictions.

    Just puttin’ that out on the table.

  4. Mason says:

    Why do they always post obvious stock photos and claim it is them?

    Giving the finger to the Grand Canyon is classy as all get out too.

  5. Frankie Cee says:

    William Bowen Gantt don’t you realize that shutting down your facebook page assured even those who didn’t know, that you are a NOBODY, Not a SEAL, Not a Veteran, Nobody.

  6. OldManchu says:

    Ooohhhh gross. Those have to be false teeth. Most meth heads have bad teeth.

  7. bombstopr says:

    Oh he didn’t get it down before I messaged him some love and everyone that had put a comment on his page got a message with the link to the MP article !

  8. OldManchu says:

    “Divers do it deeper.”

    Turd burglars…. he meant turd burglars dot it deeper.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Seriously, would guys remember to be kind enough to post spew alert occasionally?

      Hot tea up your nose is painful!!!

      Man, I will be SO glad when summer comes and I can switch to iced tea.

      • David says:

        Tshirt, shorts, and headed out to cut the grass…

        • Ex-PH2 says:


          Oh, well, I had a chance to turn off the furnace (finally) and I did so. And that fat calico is lounging on my front steps. I guess she feels right at home.

      • OldManchu says:

        My apologies. I’m too hyper to remember spew alerts. But I’ll work on it.

        Please tell me about your summer tea. Is it sun brewed concentrated? Then poured over ice to mellow? Or machine brewed and placed in fridge?

        I’m still in search for that perfect homemade iced tea!

        Help! I will mind my manners in return.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Manners minding noted, but no ‘have to’, just ‘pretty please’.

          My iced tea is made the old-fashioned way with boiling hot water poured over 2 BIG teabags, stewed for 15 minutes, then diluted in a Very Large Pitcher with water so cold it is freeze off everything you’re famous for.

          Then it’s refrigerated.

          Then I cut up lemons to squish into it.

          Then I get a large heavy glass pub mug, add ice beaten with a steel hammer, a chunk of lemon, and the tea. No umbrellas.

  9. Keepin' It Real says:

    Thinning the Facebook herd.

  10. USAF RET says:

    Apparently, this turd is really good at domestic violence and drug dealing. And by “good” I mean he keeps getting caught. Pretty pathetic life when a google search turns up, #1 TAH and #2-4 arrests. What a shitbag

    • My, My, My says:

      Looks like he may be a wanted man in Florida: ABSCONDER/FUGITIVE


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      Offense: Probation Violation
      Reporting Agency: PINELLAS CO SO
      Agency Case #: 1409955CFANO – 1
      Date of Warrant: 05/14/2015
      Warrant #: 1409955CFANO1
      Date of Birth: 11/22/1968
      Race: WHITE
      Sex: MALE
      Height: 6′ 00″
      Weight: 190
      Eye Color: BLUE
      Scars, Marks, Tattoos: TATTOO, ARM, RIGHT; TATTOO, ARM, LEFT; TATTOO, BACK
      Last Known Address City and State:

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Hair color??? He’s bald!!!

        Except for that facial dust mop, no head hair. They need to fix that.

      • Brown Neck Gaitor says:

        He has 3 encounters with LE in Arizona since the Warrant was filed. I guess he is not worth the effort for Florida to go get him.

        • USAF RET says:

          Please, we don’t want or need this asshat in Florida. Jeez, we have enough of these idiots. Kinda nice though, this guy has dicked up his life so well it leaves little for the rest of us to do…….stand down.

  11. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Damn. I was wrong again. As soon as I saw that bottom pick I thought, “Joisey shore, he’s a Joisey boy.” Nope. AZ. Is there an ocean in rizona?

    • Cris says:

      no, but we have miles of beach…

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      The Tehtys Sea used to be there, but it went away when plate tectonics took over.

      • Cris says:

        when I was a kid here, I would ask my mom why the river had water in it. This was during the “monsoon” season. To this day, even though I’ve been around a lot of places on this planet, it still amazes me when I see water flowing in a river for more than a day.

        I guess I’m easily amused:)

        • HMC Ret says:

          In my younger years I thought all rivers had to flow from the N to the S, as if following the force of gravity, with N being up and S being down or some such foolishness.

          The mind is a terrible thing.

          • Atkron says:

            When I was stationed at NAS Cecil Field; one of the jokes in my squadron was Why does the St John’s River flow North?

            Because Georgia sucks…there is a large contingent of both Florida and Georgia football fans in the JAX area.

            • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

              Lawrence KS, home to KU is downstream from Manhattan KS on the Kaw River, thus grafitti at K State that says “Flush twice, KU needs the water”.

          • NHSparky says:

            Some of the flat-Earthers use this as “logic” to explain why the Earth is flat.

            I wish I was kidding.

        • SFC D says:

          There’s enough water in the San Pedro to drown this skinny little poser. Just don’t disturb the Beavers.

          And it flows S to N 😎

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Not yet but there is hope that California will break off and make so.

    • AW1Ed says:

      Ocean? Nope, but there is a big-ass lake.

      Lake Mead

  12. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Looking at his stuff over at the other site, looks like WILLIAM BOWEN GANTT has extensive has extensive service at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD-FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich) “servicing” the clientele.


  13. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    He looks like a fucking moron, the SEALS I know are smart guys who might be a bit wild from time to time but they’re not fucking morons.

  14. Ex-PH2 says:

    Well, do we all agree that this individual is:

    1 – an idiot
    2 – not a veteran
    3 – not a veterinarian (no matter how he approaches sheep)
    4 – bald as an egg
    5 – not real bright
    6 – dumber than a box of pancake mix in a flood
    7 – probably scares dogs and children
    8 – has an unfortunate past history
    9 – got caught pants down
    10- not real bright

  15. Carlton G. Long says:


  16. Skyjumper says:

    William Bowen Gantt.

    “Certified White Boy”

    More like “Certified Dumb Ass”!!


  17. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Pud-puffing meat gazer!

  18. Forest Green says:

    Get it up ye, ya baldy bastard.

  19. Atkron says:

    He looks more like a Buzzard than a SEAL…I mean look at that beak.

  20. HMC Ret says:

    Probably shouldn’t be allowed to have anything to do with clown uniforms or the entertainment of children.

    Hey, hero, how about regaling us with stories of your heroism. You are a SEAL hero, aren’t you? If you have time later, check yourself out in Google. It’s amazing how quickly stories can find their way from TAH to Google.


    Faces of Meth? You dont get that fugly on your own….

  22. Doc Savage says:

    William Bowen Gantt…..I dub thee, “Willy pecker gnat”.

    Enjoy your newfound fame, crotch lobster.

  23. NHSparky says:

    “IRAQ–If you haven’t been there, keep your mouth shut.”

    Too bad this egghead motherfucker can’t follow his own advice.

    Better hope those “rifles” are Airsoft, shitbag.

  24. Combat Historian says:

    As mentioned by others, I hope those rifles he’s holding are real; he needs to do do some heavy time in a feddy pound-ass prison…

  25. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He looks like a Connoisseur of Cream of Sum Yung Guy.

  26. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    2 AK’s a large plastic bottle of Captain Morgan ….


  27. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Another Florida Seal.

  28. Dennis says:

    Like Ah-nold, he’ll be back.

  29. FatCircles0311 says:

    What a phony slug shithead.

  30. PTBH says:

    He once met a man with a wooden cock.

  31. Tim says:

    He does, however, have other records…..