Jesus Medrano; phony SF sniper

| April 18, 2018 | 86 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow Jesus Medrano who claims to be a former Special Forces sniper and fitness instructor;

Well, he was a drill sergeant for about nine months at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri, but the rest of his time in the Army was spent repairing generators. He was a nasty leg even while he was stationed at Fort Bragg, home of the Airborne;

It looks like he took up the Clinton Administration on their offer of an early retirement in 1994. I don’t see any time he spent as a Master Fitness Trainer, in either the school or in his units. I’m pretty sure there are no special forces qualified generator mechanics who are also snipers.

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  1. bombstopr says:

    Mk1 Mod 0 Douchebag

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    A fitness instructor should know enough to wear a jogging bra if he has man boobs and girly arms.

    Okay, he put his time in – no issues with that, but stop with the self-aggrandisement, Haysous, and just be who you are.

    And what’s wrong with being a Leg, anyway? I have a photo someone took of me at a desk on the phone because the department Yeoman decided she dint wannabe a YoHo no mo’ and bailed out.

  3. Bim says:

    Fitness instructor. Third image shows Eric Cartman during his Beefcake.. BEEFCAKE!! phase.

    Jesus, what the hell happened to you? (See what I did there?)

  4. 2banana says:

    A Trump hater, out of shape fitness instructor, stolen valor asshat.

  5. Roh-Dog says:

    Why would you take a dump all over that career Jesus Medrano of San Benito Texas?
    A Drill Sergeant?! Iā€™ve known some hard chargers that No-Goā€™ed that school. FFS.

    • Hayabusa says:

      Apparently, he was a drill sergeant for only five months. So he must have gotten kicked off the trail for something.

      Also, in the photo above, he is wearing SSG insignia, but the FOIA says he retired as a SGT. So apparently he lost a stripe somewhere. My guess is he was banging one of his recruits, but who knows.

  6. Daisy Cutter says:

    I’ve often heard of snipers with the nickname “God”… but not “Jesus.”

    False military claims aside, who wouldn’t want Jesus as their personal trainer?

  7. Combat Historian says:

    He probably lied about his phony SF sniper quals to his trainees when he was a drill sergeant at Lost in the Woods…

    • A Proud InfidelĀ®ā„¢ says:

      Maybe, maybe not. The Drill Sergeants I had there on Fort Lost-in-the-Woods wouldn’t put up with one of theirs lying to the Joes about their past, that could have been what got Jesus Medrano kicked off the trail. Another thing among former DS’s is they regard those who were kicked off the trail as little more than dogshit on the sidewalk and I wonder if he didn’t have to take an early Retirement due to some past dickstepping, IMHO Jesus Medrano looks like the “Creepy Guy” who cruises around in a windowless van.

  8. OldManchu says:

    God grief we FINALLY get a SF Army phony to click 1+ for Graybeard’s tally, and it has to be this puffy piece of shit?

  9. OldManchu says:

    Good grief.

  10. Claw says:

    He did something along the way that got him busted from E-6 down to E-5. Cash money says he was tapping the recruits and was force retired after a Field Grade NJP.

  11. bombstopr says:

    And goodbye FB page ! Not before a lot of his friends got messages though !

  12. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    As phonies go, this guy is low-hanging fruit. He really didn’t try very hard. No medals. No Purple Heart. No POW. Not even a combat deployment. He did claim special forces but he went generic on that. He also claimed the ever-popular sniper. Perhaps he meant snipper. Yeah, maybe he was a barber in Europe. Spain is in Europe. Heh. He’s the Barber of Seville.

  13. IDC SARC says:

    Strong Christian values…except for that whole lying thing of course.

  14. Hondo says:

    ĀæMedrano? No – “Pendejo” parece mĆ”s apropiado.

  15. 26Limabeans says:

    Nice tits.

  16. Wilted Willy says:

    What! No Harley, no doo rag, no poser vest with the obligatory bling, no sunglasses, no 1000 yard stare? This cocksucker isn’t even trying! Go back and try again there asshat, except next time, please put on a shirt for Christ sakes! I don’t need morning wood that bad!

  17. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Looks like he “GENERATED” those embelishments. If the Snipe is an indiginious bird in North America, and he was out hunting the bird, wouldn’t he be considered a Sniper??? (Brit term WW1).

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Have you ever been on a snipe hunt?

      It is Da Bomb!!!

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        Ex; never have been on a snipe hunt, but I was an A-Gang Snipe who did not have to produce a fresh air chit because our Diesel engine repair shop and filter cleaning space was on the forward hanger bay in Air Dale country. Fresh air we breathed and that’s no “Chit”

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        A snipe hunt on a ship might be even more looney than a land-based snipe hunt.
        The object is to bag the quarry with a burlap sack and not get too stinking drunk in the process. Getting filthy dirty while on the hunt is allowed. Might be a good exercise for bored Marines and sailors while in port, since restrictions seem to be getting tighter and tighter.

  18. Jay says:

    Retired as an E-5, and was a hat for only 9 ish months. Step on your dick much Jesus?

  19. Deckie says:

    Fitness eh? As in ā€œfitness entire six foot sub in my face.ā€

  20. USAF RET says:

    Looks like he was sniping ham sammiches in the chow hall.

  21. mr. sharkman says:

    ‘Iā€™m pretty sure there are no special forces qualified generator mechanics who are also snipers.’

    Ironically, I know of one former Teamguy, a qual’d sniper, who now runs his own HVAC repair & installation business. šŸ˜‰


    A Fitness Master with B-cup moobies????

  23. Ret_25X says:

    What a schmuck.

    I can recall times we would have given our kingdom for a good generator mech.

    Being the guy who repairs stuff may not be as schmexy as “sniper”, but in reality, we can win wars without snipers, but not without generator mechanics…..


  24. ChipNASA says:

    I’ll just leave this here.

    “Jesus Facepalm”

  25. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Two things I learned from this guy is that selfies aren’t for everyone and that if a selfie must be taken, use a stick. The doorknob-reflection look is quite upchuckish.

  26. Martinjmpr says:

    Why would you take a dump all over that career Jesus Medrano of San Benito Texas?

    Jesus only knows.

  27. Martinjmpr says:

    Early retirement at 16 years? If he was busted from E6 to E5 I would have thought he’d have been RCP’d out at 15 years.

    • A Proud InfidelĀ®ā„¢ says:

      I first ETS’ed in 1994 when they were jettisoning all they could starting with the ash & trash. Back then one was jettisoned if they were still an E4 after 8 years, E5 at 15 while E6’s were allowed to retire at 20, thus I think that Jesus Medrano had a big enough fuckup in his past that it kept him from staying in but he was able to somehow con his way into making 16 years before he was forced out. I’m sure that Jesus Medrano likely played every con game he could in order to be allowed to stay in!

  28. Anonymous says:

    Like the gut Mr. “fitness instructor” has…

  29. rgr769 says:

    In addition to his obviously ridiculous claim of “fitness instructor,” I find his claim of sniper particularly ludicrous, given his records show he could only qualify as Marksman with the M-16. What a dimwitted maroon.

  30. A Proud InfidelĀ®ā„¢ says:

    Jesus Medrano DID get picked to go on the trail and made it through DS School, then was a DS until he got kicked off the trail.
    Did Jesus Medrano get caught sticking his pecker in the proverbial Company Inkwell?
    Did Jesus Medrano screw the pooch with a 350-10, Abuses in Training violation?
    Did Jesus Medrano fuck the pooch bad enough that HE HAD to take an Early Retirement offer? IMHO it’s likely that Jesus Medrano had too much Time In Grade as an E5 with no prospect of getting promoted due to a big fuckup in his past and in 1994 they were cutting all they could starting with the ash an trash, it’s likely that Jesus Medrano was in that category.
    Jesus Medrano NEVER has been and never will be a US Army Sniper.
    Jesus Medrano never has and never will be part of the US Army Special Forces.
    IMHO Jesus Medrano looks like a wannabe Buddha with those man-boobs and that belly.
    Jesus Medrano done shit in his bed and now has to lay in it.
    Jesus Medrano looks like yet another meat gazer who couldn’t cut the proverbial mustard.

    Hey Jesus Medrano, enjoy your newfound Internet fame, GoogleĀ®ā„¢ be with you, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

  31. sbalm says:

    He changed “special forces sniper” to “special forces bn” on his Facebook page.

    • rgr769 says:

      Maybe he is using it as an abbreviation for “bint” or “butt nibbler,” because there is no slot in a Special Forces battalion for a leg. The whole battalion is supposed to be able to jump, even though they never do in an operation. I was on a SF battalion staff and I don’t recall any legs in battalion HQ. In the whole SF Group, the only NAP’s were two female WAC admin secretaries in Group HQ.

      • rgr769 says:

        Just reviewed his record of assignments above. He was never stationed anywhere near the 1st SF Bn/10th SFGA in Germany. During his first tour he was in the equipment maintenance unit of the 8th ID; second tour in Germany he was in a maintenance unit in Baumholder (nowhere near Bad Tolz in Southern Germany where 1st Bn was garrisoned). Maybe during his brief time at Ft. Bragg he repaired one of the generators of the 7th SF Group. That makes him almost Special Forces.

        • sbalm says:

          I once knew a guy that drove a “roach coach” gee-dunk truck out to the field to service some special forces guys in the field doing a training exercise.

          Since he served in a support role, can he claim SF?

  32. Frankie Cee says:

    Either Jesus “not the Christ” Me Drano has blocked me or closed his page. I suspect he blocked me.

  33. HMC Ret says:

    I just left his FB … it’s still up. Mostly it’s about his hatred for Trump, made up lying BS and his love of Wide Load and the fact she has avoided having her offices raided and landing in the slammer. About what one would expect from a liberal whore.

  34. IDC SARC says:

    Coward blocked me too. Probably got a case of frightened bitch face when I told him I was cadre at the Q-Course.

  35. Rich says:

    I was a proud LEG generator mechanic for three years went to Basic at Fort Leonard Wood in 1974. I was stationed for a spell at a Nike Herc site in Key Largo, FL, tough duty. I later spent 17 years as an artillery officer. I am surprised Jesus never spent a tour handing out basketballs at the post gym.

  36. ETCS (SW/AW) (Ret) says:

    When I saw those moobs, the first thing I thought was “fitness instructor”.

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