University of Utah’s cry closet

| April 26, 2018 | 102 Comments

Someone sent us a link to the UK’s Daily Mail which wrote about the “cry closet” installed in the University of Utah’s library by senior Nemo Miller who will graduate this Spring with a a major in ceramics and a minor in sculpture. So, I think he might have peaked with this project;

The ‘Rules of the Closet’ displayed on the door invite students to knock before entering alone and spending up to ten minutes inside before turning off the lights and leaving.

The Cry Closet looks as if it was pulled straight out of a wall, with what appears to be jagged drywall surrounding the door frame.

The inside of the closet is decked in soft materials and the floor is littered with soft stuffed animals.

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  1. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    God please let someone leave a used condom in there or install a toilet. Anything.

  2. AW1Ed says:

    So with that degree program he’ll be able to enter the burgeoning clay pot industry?

  3. Atkron says:

    A magazine rack filled with Hustler, and Kleenex dispenser should do the trick…definitely get a few cries (out) with that set up.

    • E-6 type, 1 ea says:

      Hahaha, that was my thought exactly. Crying is the last thing that’s going to happen in there.

      How’d this teddy bear get a hole in it?

    • The Other Whitey says:

      Kinda what first came to my mind when I saw this. Of course, I think the presence of children’s stuffed animals would ruin the mood for anyone with a shred of decency, but something tells me the creator of this…thing…was going for “inclusivity,” catering to the kind of sick individuals who get a sexual thrill from such things. After all, there’s a growing movement on the left to embrace pedophiles.

  4. Mason says:

    So they installed a sex booth in the library? Did nobody seriously think this through?

  5. Daisy Cutter says:

    It has now become so popular with students they have moved to a “Please Take a Number” system and limit student cries to 10 minutes.

    Due to this limitation, several students were so upset with the waiting times, they are now suing the university because the limits have induced frustration and anger and mandated that students suppress their crying urges until it is their turn in the closet.

  6. HMC Ret says:

    You damn well know the ‘non-pussy’ students are going to kick the shit out of the pussy retreat when passing.


    I love to decorate it as a ‘Spank-uary’
    Crusty cutouts from ’80s pornos on the walls, a jug ‘o Jerkins lotion and a heap of crumpled tissues!
    And of course a dirty sock on the door when in use.

  8. Sapper3307 says:

    I think Tom Cruse is still in their.

  9. Ex-Garbage Gun Shooter says:

    Nemo Miller who will graduate this Spring with a a major in ceramics and a minor in sculpture

    Oy vey… Well, one thing is for sure. This putz has a wonderful future ahead of him as a professional sperm donor.

  10. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Will they be installing them at Bezerkeley? I know of a SJW/Commissar that is in need of one…

  11. JimV says:

    Maybe they should have a Cry Closet during Basic Training for the special snowflakes.


    How the fuck do you consider this a ‘Sculpture’?

    That must make the KBR dudes who put together the shitters in KAF, Master Artists

  13. CPT11A says:

    I pulled a lot of all-nighters in college. I would never study for exams or work on projects until the night before.

    I wouldn’t have called any of it stressful, but man, reading a textbook at 1 AM does get mind-numbingly boring. So you know what I did?

    Played Minesweeper on the library computers.

    Went for a walk around campus.

    Had drinks at a bar.

    Those things actually helped clear my head and continue with my work a little bit later (unless I threw caution to the wind and got completely hammered). Beyond being pathetic, I just don’t see how cowering in a dark closet for ten minutes would help anything.

  14. USAF RET says:

    Man, when I was in college we would have bet on who would have nailed some chick in there first. Larger than the car I was using as a room back then. Ahhh, those were the days

  15. SFC D says:

    If you need a cry room in college, you probably shouldn’t be in college. College is stressful? No shit. A good portion of your life will be stressful. Cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and get the fuck over it.

  16. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    I graduated High School in June and in the Navy in October. No college but I do have a sweat shirt that says DOO WOPP UNIVERSITY which now makes me a phony college poser. Will you Vets out there forgive me for this dasterdly deed??

  17. OldManchu says:

    Lol. My cry closet was the front leaning rest position when I was early college age. When college did finally come, it was a breeze after that.

  18. Jay says:

    His name….is Nemo. Makes sense….

  19. FatCircles0311 says:

    I bet people already have had sex in there.

  20. charles w says:

    Is that dude a chick? I can’t keep up anymore.

  21. Rich says:

    STFU. This a joke right?

  22. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    “He” is graduating with a major in ceramics and a minor in sculpture, that will handily qualify him for flipping burgers, making coffee, sweeping and mopping, taking out the trash,… while other kids have spent less than half the time and money going to Vo-Tech School learning real job skills like Electrical, Plumbing, Automotive and Aviation Mechanics, Welding, Machinist/Millwright, and THEY will have Headhunters seeking them prior to graduation versus those who will look at Precious Boo-Boo McSnowflake here and YAWN at them while their resumes are tossed in good ‘ol File drawer #13. OH, the Vo-Tech Grads? They’ll likely be making paychecks that the four year snowflakes can only dream of and they’ll pay off their student debt in no time!

  23. Rosalee Adams says:

    I hear many campuses have classes for those who feel they just cannot deal with the injustices of life……
    Oh, and special classes to teach males how to be
    more accommodating…ie neutering….as though there are not enough
    prissy males now.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      The left considers traditional masculinity as a threat to their agenda and way of life thus they refer to it as “toxic masculinity” and do all they can to turn out “Nemos” like little sculptor boy here.

  24. J Wright says:

    As a stand alone closet, it has a lot of appeal re design and aesthetics. The “ripped out of the wall” look is cool.


  25. J Wright says:

    I read the article. The kid is a decent human being and speaks well. He appears to be fairly intelligent.

  26. Rosalee Adams says:

    It all reminds me of Legally Blonde where they were discussing their ‘academic’ background and one of the females remarks in a serious tone:
    ‘I have a master’s in Women’s Studies and I lead the march Lesbians against drunk driving’
    Of course, I fully realized at the time she was either on daddy’s dime or the US taxpayer ie a federal student loan

  27. JimV says:

    Speaking of crying, this never gets old:

  28. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    In the episode, “A Taste Of Armageddon” of the original Star Trek series, two warring planets decided to save money/resources and have people go into disintegration booths when mock wars were fought.
    I think they should install these booths in many campuses as well as one on every block in the libtard cities.

  29. Old 1SG, US Army (retired) says:

    Enough room for two? Oh well, “the floor was littered with stuff animals, condoms and traces of DNA…”

  30. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    “Bawling Box” ought to be another good name for it!

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