Mark Fisette; phony combat veteran

| May 11, 2018

Someone sent us their work on this plus-sized Mark Fisette fellow who claims that he’s a sergeant major, a Grenada veteran, a Just Cause veteran, etc….

Do you need a super-sized model for your next movie?

Well, the truth is that Fisette spent less than four years on active duty – all before the Grenada Operation. He earned a Good Cookie and an Overseas ribbon for when he was stationed in Germany. He left the Army as a Private First Class (E-3).

Apparently he was arrested last week for assaulting an elderly person, so here’s his parting shot;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “Don’t call me Norman. Call me Chubsy Ubsy.”

    Love the parting shot.

    “Laugh here, boss?”

    “Laugh, Luke.”


    • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

      Shades of the Little Rascals

    • Green Thumb says:

      I imagine he wanted that parting shot in his face….

    • Peter Pettingill says:

      I am both shocked and saddened not having any reason to not believe your reporting is true. I served with Mark in the 202nd for a year and lost touch after that. Hooked up with him on FB maybe five years ago. He disappeared for about a year, returned, and then he disappeared about May 2018. Today I deiced to Google around and found this and similar reports. YIKES! I took his claims hook, line and sinker. That said, I pray for him and his family and offer mercy.

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        It’s quite apparent that Mark Fisette decided to take a lengthy ride on the phony baloney pony for whatever attention he could get and I hope they threw the proverbial book at him for assaulting an elderly person! May The Power of Google®™️ forever be with Mark Fisette and his fuckery!

  2. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Just saw this on Craiglslist

    Wanted. Used camo circus tent. Contact Mark at local jail.

  3. Hayabusa says:

    Did he jump into Grenada and Panama, or did they LAPES him in?

    • Sgt K says:

      “That’s gold Jerry! GOLD!” – Seinfeld reference.

    • Mick says:

      Nah, they would have had to float him out of the well deck of an amphibious ship and bring him ashore in an LCU, and then the Beachmasters would have had to use a crane to swing him inland past the high water mark on the beach.

      Inland mobility would be anyone’s guess as to how that would have been accomplished.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    He assaulted an elderly person? He picked on a geezer?

    As I understand it, jailbirds don’t like gramp or granny bashers. Maybe we’ll get lucky and someone will inform him, politely, of course, that doing that is SOOOO wrong. And he will be a better person for it.

    • Mason says:

      Only thing worse is abusing kids. Hell has a seat reserved for him. However, like airlines, Hell requires morbidly obese individuals to reserve a second seat. He may need 3.

    • CA_SGT says:

      How much you wanna bet he tries to claim PTSD as a defense? Some needs to reach out to th DA in his area.

    • rgr1480 says:

      I was wondering if the elderly person called Mark Fizette out as a fraud … he’s doing the perp walk in uniform.

    • NHSparky says:

      Purely a guess on my part, but I’d bet elderly person was a legit vet who didn’t take kindly to being approached by said fat body fucker and called same out on his bullshit.

      Kinda like a certain fat fuck member of the DRG, right Sealy?

      • Cams says:

        The elderly man was in fact a Vietnam Veteran.

      • USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

        Most states (presumably Massachusetts is one of them) have sentencing enhancements for crimes against elderly people.

        Here’s to hoping the courts slam his fat ass.

        • HMC Ret says:

          How the hell did they cuff him with only one set? Is there a second cuff set there that I’m not seeing. He’s at least a double cuff boy.

          What procedure did he have at the VA? Oh, God, PLEASE don’t tell me it was a colonoscopy. I couldn’t imagine looking there.

  5. Mason says:

    Good riddance. Time for a blanket party on this fat body.

  6. Bobo says:

    Is he working with a JROTC unit somewhere? If so, he needs to get shitcanned pronto.

    • Combat Historian says:

      He definitely appears to be wearing the Army uniform for work purposes; high possibility it is with a JROTC department…

    • Combat Historian says:

      I blew up the photo of him in the ASU, and he is indeed wearing the Army Cadet Command DUI crest on his ASU shirt. He does needs to be shitcanned ASAP…

    • Cams says:

      The JROTC claims were checked and he was faking that as well. The alleged “office” pics (JROTC) in his Class B’s wearing a Bronze Star w/V were faked for his twitter page and taken from someone else’s (non .mil) work cubical.

      The Colonel for the state JROTC has never heard of this clown, until now anyway.

  7. HMCS(FMF) ret says:


  8. OWB says:

    Another worthless idiot. Whatever ill effects he receives from his time in jail is apparently well earned. Fool.

    I have spent more time in proximity of a combat zone than this clown, and I would never claim being a combat vet. Support for same, and that’s good enough – doing a job that needed to be done, as I was ordered to do. Also did plenty of stuff from home station over the years, also necessary by not within a few thousand miles of any combat zone.

    For the most part, all of us did what we were ordered to do wherever we were ordered to do it. The willingness to do that is what sets us apart. This PoS evidently feels entitled to lie and dishonor all of us and himself. Not cool.

  9. BlueCord Dad says:


  10. RGR 4-78 says:

    Mark “Fishnet” Fisette, lying sack of shit that has been arrested for assaulting an elderly person.

  11. JMW3CC says:

    Wow, the guy had the balls to go shake hands with some Soldier’s sporting SGM rank in uniform.

    Wonder if he has a fake ID card too.

  12. AF VET says:

    I believe he served with Ted Striker over Macho Grande. Either that or Gunny Highway and Stitch Jones. I keep coming on here asking myself, “how can anybody top the last idiot that was on here” and well, it just keeps happening.

  13. Tallywhagger says:

    Fat Bastid has Bastin written all over him.

  14. SgtM says:

    Thar she blows…..

  15. JacktheJarhead says:

    I think this is the same turd. The dates for age look about correct and he is from Malden, MA.

    So, like has been said before, stolen valor is just the tip of the iceberg. In his case, a BIG iceberg.

  16. thebesig says:

    Could this be the same guy as Mark Robert Fisette phony Army Command Sergeant Major, phony combat veteran?

    Mark R. Fisette, 54, was sentenced by U.S. District Judge Denise J. Casper to 10 months in prison, one year of supervised release, and ordered to pay $125,780 in restitution to the IRS. In June 2014, Fisette pleaded guilty to tax evasion and four counts of filing false tax documents.

    He also used the Social Security number of a deceased relative to hide income.

  17. Skippy says:

    Damm he eat it he whole BCT and then some

    BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

  18. radar says:

    It’s all just a misunderstanding – he didn’t claim to BE a sergeant major, he claimed he ATE a sergeant major.

  19. 1SG Eazy E says:

    What a big fat POS you are Mark Fisette….. Looking at his records, how in the hell do you get attached to a Maintenance Co. as an MP in Germany in the late 70’s and early 80’s? Although that was before my time, I have heard enough stories to know that “Joe” was up to enough shenanigans that they would need every MP they could find on payday weekends!

    • cc senor says:

      I wondered about that, too. I was in Germany in maintenance during that time frame and supported Ordnance units with attached MPs as guards. That was special ordnance, if you know what I mean. The only thing I can figure out is the 588th was part of a missile brigade that warranted MPs for security purposes.

      • Claw says:

        588th Maint Co, part of 85th Maint Bn, then 19th Maint Bn. Stationed at Pendleton Barracks in Giessen, V Corps level asset unit. Lots of opportunities for hand-to-hand combat at that station./s

        Looking at his 2-1, he couldn’t hack it as a 95 series MP (probably too fat to get in and out of a patrol vehicle) so he tried to go the OJE (On the Job Experience) route to becoming a 76P (Repair Parts Stock and Accounting Clerk/think Shop Stocks) Parts Clerk. Don’t know whether that worked out or not as he was duty MOS re-slotted back to 95 Series MP until discharge.

        But was probably on the Fat Boy Program his whole length of service and a in general great big Pain In The Ass to his chain of command.

        Bottom line: Mark Robert Fisette (FRPR/FOAD) scores a 28 x 8 = 224.

        • PFM says:

          Wondering how you could do 4 years in the early eighties and not get out keeping that almost automatic E-4 at 18 months? He looks like he hit the beer and schnitzel pretty hard, so maybe he was on the Fat Boy program…

      • Claw says:

        The 202nd MP Company was assigned to the 42nd FA Bde, V Corps as the Physical Security Company for those units that had Nuke rounds in the ammo dump for the 8 inch Howitzers.

        When you think 202nd MPs, think Tower Rats, not Radar Gun/Speeding Ticket Writers.

      • Richard A. Mooney says:

        588 was not part of a missle brigade, I was 588 maint from 77 to 79, we supported Rivers barracks, and Giessen Depot, out of Pendleton Barracks, 588th HEMCO, 19TH Maint Bn, 3rd Spt.Cmd.

  20. Perry Gaskill says:

    The acting/modeling profile is a nice touch. Be sure to put Mark on speed-dial for the next time you’re making a safari film and need an extra hippo…

  21. Roh-Dog says:

    I hope Moby Douche here catches a harpoon in the blowhole while a involuntary guest of the state.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      I heard he still has scars from his last trip to the beach when some Greenpiss hippies dragged him so far off shore he got harpooned by a boat full of Japanese Tourists.

  22. 3/10/MED/b says:

    Fake JROTC? Elderly abuse?

    A wise man once made a statement about a rancid cherry…

  23. 26Limabeans says:

    Fat fuck needs two shelter halfs and a poncho just to stay dry. Couldn’t carry his own shorts let alone his weapon and ammo.
    I pity the medic that has search his tub to find the entrance wound. Probably self sealing.
    It would require a shithook just roll him over and attach a sling for the S-64 to medivac him to an awaiting barge.

    • HMC Ret says:

      I wouldn’t want to find a vein on him during combat. How was this guy able to be seen around base in uniform? If a bigfoot movie is ever made, just hang a little hair off this guy and save a ton of bucks in makeup costs. This guy is a genuine embarrassment. How could he function knowing everyone was laughing at him?

  24. Tallywhagger says:

    This wouldn’t happen to be the same guy, would he?

  25. Ex-PH2 says:

    Why does he have such a roll of fat below his chin? Is he low on lobster or something?

    • thebesig says:

      Because Mark Robert Fisette, phony Sergeant Major, phony combat veteran, has aspirations of going around claiming to be a pelican. 🙄

    • NHSparky says:

      It ain’t the lobster that’s bad for ya, it’s the butter and all that other shit people drown it in.

      Old time Downeaster Maine types use vinegar, and eat the tomalley.

  26. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another Golden Corral Assault Commando from Team Blobfish!

  27. 2/17 Air Cav says:

  28. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Valor thief number 100 for 2018.

    • Skippy says:

      Holy Nutzz
      It’s raining maggots this year

    • Claw says:

      And today is day 131 of calendar year 2018.

      Averaging about .74/.75 new Valor Thieves per day.

      300 by the end of the year? Could happen.

      • Claw says:

        Actually for those out there with Sheldon Cooper Need For Accuracy Syndrome, the New Valor Thieves average per day is:


  29. USAF RET says:

    Mark Fisette is a lying Pig-eyed stack of shit.

    That is all.

  30. Fat Loggy says:

    Gents. This is an epidemic – phony clowns running around looking for area boys and thank you for your service. While I do receive those occasionally it’s not what drives me to serve my nation. I love this and am honored to serve with great NCOs and Soldiers that allow me to lead them. I may the rank but they have to do all the hard work. Thanks to all of you for listening to us officers. V/R fat loggy

  31. JURRASICHM says:

    Wonder how many of his scouting accomplishments are phony? Hopefully they kicked him to the curb.

    • Graybeard says:

      You noticed that, too?
      I saw that fat tub of lard in a Venturing green shirt with Boy Scout green shorts and thought “Oh Hell no!”

      I was the Advisor for an Explorer Post that transformed into a Venturing Crew – Mrs. GB and I led that Crew for 16 years – and I had 25ish years in BSA when they went all libtard on me.

      But Mark Fisette is one of those that I would never take on a real high adventure trip – he’d die and might poison the wildlife.

      On the Scoreboard Mark Fisette has earned a Full Rutabaga multiplier – twice!

      • Hack Stone says:

        Can you imagine the number of Boy Scouts it would take to drag his fat ass off of the side of a mountain?

  32. SGT Fon says:

    in that top photo he is sporting a VA card… i wonder where it was that he was “In the Shit”

    • Claw says:

      Giessen, FRG.

    • Mason says:

      Good chance he’s got the diabetes. Clearly that was related to his service. 😉

      • HMC Ret says:

        If not fully diabetic certainly pre diabetic. Sugars probably bounce around 120-140 with an occasional visit to the normal range. Hoping I’m wrong but I’ve seen it many times.

  33. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    I wonder why he didn’t say that he was a Seal or Manattee.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      He certainly looks like a member of MEAL Team Six, the Golden Corral Assault Commandos!

      • SGT Fon says:

        LOL can i use that PI?

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          BE MY GUEST, I get a kick out of it when I see others using insults I came up with!

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            (Hit the “Post” button a moment too soon) “…and I take it as a compliment…”

      • charles w says:

        He does have the thousand yard stare when they run out of fried chicken. Remember, the secret to a great Golden Corral experience is to beat the early birds.

      • AW1Ed says:

        With his vase of herpes at the table to hold the bouquet of smashed assholes.

  34. Old 1SG, US Army (retired) says:

    Wannabee actor… check
    Stolen valor… check
    Boy Scout leader… oh no
    Beats on old guys… check
    Super sized BDUs… roger that
    Must be legit… oh sh*t wait a minute

    Perp walk… Priceless!

    • Graybeard says:

      That is a Venturing Advisor shirt – so that is “Oh Hell no!”

      In his favor – he only is sporting three knots on that shirt.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Just WHO the Mudda-fuck made those uniforms for him, The Eureka Tent Company?

  35. m0311 says:

    You know, I think this site is going to cause people neck problems from them unconsciously shaking their head back and fourth.

  36. Cams says:

    Turd was wearing all kinds of bling.

    Ranger Tab on his PC and left shoulder, Ranger Scroll on his right shoulder, Master Jump Wings w/Star, CIB w/Star etc etc etc

    He couldn’t get away from me fast enough when I invited him to come meet some other dudes from Regiment for beer, steak and lies. POS.

    • rgr769 says:

      I had the same experience with a hunting guide on a hunting trip back in about 1990. Until I joined the party, the dude had been regaling my non-vet buddies with tales of daring-do in the Viet of the Nam; he talked about how he humped the .30 Cal Browning machinegun, etc. One of my comrades told him we could compare Vietnam experiences around the camp fire once I arrived that night. As soon as I was introduced at the campfire, he had to leave.

  37. Green Thumb says:

    Another Fat Loser.

    The only action this assclown saw was in: Operation Backside.

    He was the “Permanent Party”.

  38. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I see that MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando with a Stethoscope around his neck and I think “WTF, is he trying to offer free Prostate Exams?” I can see it now:

    Nurse: Okay, the Doctor will be here in a moment for your Prostate exam, who was that who left this room in such a hurry?

    Patient: *Bent over table with buttocks exposed* OH, SHIT!