Tuesdays with Claymore

| June 12, 2018 | 18 Comments

Constructionist = Radical

They want a coup

Pallets full of cash…to Iran. STFU

Consolidated DUmbass

Finally, a dictator the left doesn’t like

Flim flam, thank you ma’am

“The bank’s closed, bitch.”

Robert is sorry…

Al Franken is a good man

Hey, I’d watch that show on Netflix

Obama bandages

2020 vision

“Bernie Sanders hates black people.”

The GOP has no interest in solving the problem Obama created

Neal Gorsuch, radical dude!

Anything that makes Trump look good is a big mistake…ok.


Bernie Bros be pissssed!

Trump’s end game is to make himself emperor. Yup.

“…you mean like with a cloth?”

“Paging Jimmy Carter…Fidel on the courtesy phone…”

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  1. jim h says:

    man there are a lot of potential medication prescriptions hidden in that bunch of posts.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Nah, they’re ass hurt that they can’t suckle at the tit of Cankles McPantsuit…

      • Claymore says:

        The big fight over there now is about abandoning the Clintons (some want to shitcan the lot of them) while also whining about Bernie and the DNC changing their rules on their next nominee for president.

        • Roh-Dog says:

          Bernie’s rayciss…
          I fully acknowledge that the GOP has some major issues but FFS…
          If the Dems don’t figure it the f out how is the marketplace of ideas supposed to function?
          Perez may just be the single worse thing that has ever happened to the Democratic Party. <— and I’ll gladly defend that statement.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Well, if someone like Shirley Chisholm (1972) or the late Geraldine Ferraro (1984) ran for President on the Dem ticket, these clowns wouldn’t like either of them at all.

        Either of those women could run on the GOP ticket today and probably do well, but they aren’t far enough toward the left of center to attract the leftie idiots now. Much too close to the center of the political platform for those twits.

  2. Mason says:

    Love how they see some parallel with Cuba in the NK talks. Not even close. What did Obama get for us (or the Cuban people for that matter) in exchange for allowing American tourism and normalized relations? Nothing.

    Who cares if Trump is pissing the world off? He’s right, we are sending more money out than we get in from most of our closest allies. I know that spending more than you make is a lefty trait, but it’s not a good long term fiscal plan. Fair trade needs to be fair. Doesn’t get more common sense than that.

  3. Roh-Dog says:

    Oh DU… where barely ideas go to die more-er.
    ‘They want a coup…’,
    “15. We keep trying to pick at one thing at a time…
    …when the WHOLE TRUMP AS PRESIDENT THING IS ILLEGITIMATE. We should be leaving work, driving our asses to DC, and protesting THEM STEALING THE ELECTION! We should have done that to begin with. We are so complacent. We sit by and do nothing, hoping it will get better. IT ISN’T GOING TO GET BETTER!”
    Classy DU, If y’all “leave work” then who’s going to flip my burger?
    And I’m not paying for your government sponsored travel.
    TARDs, all of them.

    • Mason says:

      I only ever saw one party try to steal a presidential election; Democrats, 2000.

    • Claymore says:

      Multiple issues with that DUmbass’ sentiment:

      Leave work – It’s been established that a significant number of DUmbasses have no job. A serious cross-section are unemployed, unemployable, on disability or are students. I could cite examples, but frankly, I DO have a job and don’t have time for this shit.

      Drive asses to DC – See point #1. No job, no transportation.

      Illegitimate/Stolen Election – Just because you don’t like the outcome, doesn’t mean it was illegal or stolen. For reference, see Super Bowl LI. See also; representative democracy, republic and/or electoral college.

      It isn’t going to get better – This is more prophesy than truth since it’s 100% predicated on how you deal with reality. If you’re a socialist shitbag moron, then yeah, you’re probably not in a good place right now. But then again, you probably never were to begin with.

      • Jonn Lilyea says:

        I think I remember a famous DUer a few years back who blamed GW Bush for his unemployment status and he’d been unemployed since the early years of the Clinton administration.

        • Claymore says:

          There’s an entire pantheon of crazy over there, including one that TSO should remember…MagicRat…”he” got all upset one time because the ladies in his office never invited him to lunch. They routinely went to his favorite pizza joint and never so much as brought him back a slice. His complaints on DU were met with charges of male privilege and him attempting to impose himself on an activity clearly for the females in his office. It was epic. I love to observe these people…like an anthropologist watching a troop of monkeys. I find it fascinating, in a morbid way.

      • Roh-Dog says:

        It’s as if they’ve never heard Burke’s proviso, “don’t bite the hand that feeds…”
        Simple fact is that the taxpayers (read: their parents, et al) are floating their gender studies, barista, commie asses. The taxpayers HAVE spoken and elected the government that represents their will.
        If they bring down the producers and business class, who the hell is going to finance them?
        I don’t know about y’all but I run away when someone offers me something for free (except ‘free’ shipping).

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Nota bene: their heads are probably swelling badly when or if they are told that CAGW/Gorebull Warming has been losing steam for about 18 months now, and is now longer a THING.

      No longer a THING means that they will be out in the cold and have to give up those special lifestyles they were counting on.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    It’s too early for this… stuff. Da Strange is strong with these people. Lost and bewildered, they are, walking through a fog of delusions that they thought were real.

    Paranoid and delusional is simply no way to go through life.

    Claymore, you are a braver soul than I am. They’re almost like those people I used to see in Chicago on my way to the bus stop. They’d wait in an alley, and when they saw you coming, they’d appear and ask you what time it was and was it still raining… and then they’d vanish back into the alley somehow.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      But Ex, they are the majority of opinion! They are the enlightened ones! They rightfully won the popular vote and should have equal representation in the House!
      They KNOW what is good for us that are selfish enough to have a different opinion.
      You will pay reparations to compensate for your privilege induced successes.
      You will not complain.
      You will submit.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      They ARE the BORG and the Daleks!

      Resistance is imperative!

      Get the bug spray and the fly swatter!

      Polish the cast iron griddles!!

      Unleash the the Dogs of Yore!!

      I need popcorn….

      You do have to ask how narrow is the world in which they are living, but then, they probably believe that Al Gore’s Oscar-winning movie of styrofoam floating in water and a starving (not really, simply quite ill) polar bear was real, and not ‘shopped all the way through.

      They are the kind of people who would flock to Babcock Ranch in Florida (check it out) if they had the money for a place like that. Sort of Stepford and Pleasantville, but with alligators waiting offstage, to show up in the future.

      Strange, they are….

  5. CPT11A says:

    The discussion of 2020 Dem candidates was fun. Russ Feingold? Kamala Harris? Michael Avenatti?

    They are going to be annihilated.

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