Brian Freeman; phony Marine

| June 24, 2018

Someone sent us their work on this Brian Freeman fellow who thinks he was a Marine Raider. He was using that persona to attract fitness clients. He was fired from his job at Equinox because of his lies;

His excuse to his boss was that this persona was to help him deal with stress related to his job as a muscle head personal trainer.

The Marine Corps, when asked about his records, replied “Who?”

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. IDC SARC says:


  2. 26Limabeans says:

    Photo looks like it was taken from the other side of a glory hole.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Looks like the original 10″ meat gazers stare… or he’s getting ready to “dine” at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich and Ghey Whey Shake).

      • IDC SARC says:

        He misunderstood the meaning of Raiders obtaining bottom samples and thought it was perfect for his already alternate lifestyle.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Love that line.

    • 1610desig says:

      He’s running two simultaneous glory holes…fore and aft

  3. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Who is in the lead for posers. Marines or Seals?

  4. Mark Lauer says:

    I can speak from experience; being a REAL Marine doesn’t help you cope with stress.

    • SgtM says:

      I built a beer garden in the back yard and invite my buddies over to drink and act stupid. Works for me 😁

      • Mark Lauer says:

        Well, there IS that…..

      • Ex-Garbage Gun Shooter says:

        One of my shipmates raised rabbits. During our ‘off crews’ most of our division would deal with stress by going to his place. He kept the rabbits in raised cages our in his backyard. There we’d try to eye those rabbits breading while we got snockered.

        An exercise in ‘situational awareness” if there ever was one…

  5. Green Thumb says:

    A truly “Phildosical” dude.

  6. Joe Williams says:

    I would like to send Brain Freeman to either one of the Marine Boot Camps with a foreword of his past claims to his Drill Instructors. Joe

  7. AnotherPat says:

    Definitely a “Muscle Head”…and not a Jarhead.

    Am pretty sure this is the same Dude…different Facebook from 2013.

    (Warning: Prepare yourself with eyebleach if you open…Steriod City?):

  8. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Equinox, that was the name of some multi-level marketing outfit that went bust after losing some lawsuits!

  9. Jarhead says:

    AnotherPat…thanks for the warning on the need for eyebleach. His picture on F B kind of looks like the typical male model… particular this POSER’S gayness.
    Always a giveaway or two on phony Marines. In this imagined Force Recon case, I don’t suppose he ever heard of Quantico? Even more telling at his 3:50 mark in his diary of “thoughts”….dumb ass can’t even spell Lejeune. No wonder I never saw him in the Marine Corps spelling bee.
    Now he might well have been in Foreskin Recon as Cock Commando.

  10. Marine 0331 says:

    Well, I got all flummoxed up on the Marine Raider term. I have been out of the Corps since 1985 and have not remained completely up on all the changes since then, but I thought the Marine Raider Battalion was only in operation during WWII and then disbanded? Please correct me if I’m wrong.

  11. OldManchu says:

    Licensed ball massager.

  12. Tallywhagger says:

    He’s no Marine but he is absolutely ripped! There’s a hell of a difference between physically fit and part of a team and being a body builder.

    Tell him to enlist and maybe he’ll learn that being part of a team is more than being “built”.

    Mad Dawg is not the biggest guy to have served and Chesty Puller carried his own weight. Neither of them got there without some cadre.

    Haha, but what would I know, I was Army and actually gained weight on AD. More PT Drill Sergeant!

  13. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    He caught the PTSD while lifting weights?

    That’s a new one.