Charles James Patrick Brown; phony Navy SEAL

| July 9, 2018 | 64 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Charles “CJ” Brown who makes claims that he was a Navy Seal. Here’s a picture of him receiving an award for working with veterans from Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. You can see the SEAL Trident on the lapel of his jacket;

Folks tell us that when he’s asked about his military career, he responds “That is confidential…classified information”.

Well, Don Shipley says that he was never a Navy SEAL, and the Navy says he was never a sailor;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Doc Savage says:

    Dude has more chins than a Chinese phone book…

  2. Jay says:

    WHALE….only a few steps up from a SEAL

  3. Deckie says:

    So confidential that you wear the pin for all to see.

    Planet-sized douchebag.

  4. sj says:

    Come on, everyone knows his records were in the fire. Geeeze. /sarc

    BTW: I thought Faith ordered that TAH be shut down by today?

    • Jon The Mechanic says:

      Faith isn’t in Jonn’s chain of command, and her “orders” are just below those of “Marine Sgt. Major” Mailahn in terms of importance.

    • clamsgotlegs says:

      The funny thing about that fire tho. After my dad passed, we got his records so we could get a grave marker. It turns out his records WERE ACTUALLY in the fire!

      IIRC, my dad was only in for about 3 years and then in the reserves. Any yet, despite the fire, there was over an inch of a paperwork trail tracking his short Army career. Very detailed info with names of others my Mom remembered at his various duty stations.

      No secret squirrel stuff unless he treated the four legged variety at Walter Reed one summer. LOL

      So that “my records were in the fire” excuse makes me laugh every time.

  5. Dan Johnson says:

    His FB is WIDE OPEN! Has a lot of military friends too…

  6. 2banana says:

    Another combat SOF vet of the Battle of the Golden Corral

  7. Green Thumb says:

    CJ Brown Turd.

  8. AW1Ed says:

    “Well, Don Shipley says that he was never a Navy SEAL, and the Navy says he was never a sailor”

    And we know what he actually is.

    Charles James Patrick Brown was never a SEAL.
    Charles James Patrick Brown was never even a Sailor.
    Charles James Patrick Brown is a Stolen Valor thief.
    Charles James Patrick Brown is a disgrace.

    Welcome to your newfound Google fame, Chuck. The interwebs are forever.

    • Mason says:

      Confirm lima charlie, AW1Ed,

      Charles James Patrick Brown was never a SEAL.
      Charles James Patrick Brown was never even a Sailor.
      Charles James Patrick Brown is a Stolen Valor thief.
      Charles James Patrick Brown is a disgrace.

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        Confirm lima charlie, AW1Ed,

        Charles James Patrick Brown was never a SEAL.
        Charles James Patrick Brown was never even a Sailor.
        Charles James Patrick Brown is a Stolen Valor thief.
        Charles James Patrick Brown is a disgrace.

        I Third

        • UpNorth says:

          Reception is bad, did you say:

          Charles James Patrick Brown was never a SEAL.
          Charles James Patrick Brown was never even a Sailor.
          Charles James Patrick Brown is a Stolen Valor thief.
          Charles James Patrick Brown is a disgrace.??

          • Troy says:

            Hopefully your reception is getting better. Just in case you have COMMS again…

            Charles James Patrick Brown was never a SEAL.
            Charles James Patrick Brown was never even a Sailor.
            Charles James Patrick Brown is a Stolen Valor thief.
            Charles James Patrick Brown is a disgrace.??

            Fatass says he’s AF on his fucking FB Page

    • AW1Ed says:

      All stations, readback is correct, out.

  9. ChipNASA says:

    Hey CHUCK….

    GO FUCK.

    You make Augustus Gloop look like a got-damn anorexic

  10. Combat Historian says:

    “…that is confidential…classified information…”

    Shit, dude, if you’re gonna go that route, the duties and missions of a super kewl secret squirrel like you should at least be Top Secret, probably even SCI…///

    • NHSparky says:

      I can see it now:

      Me: So what BUD/S class were you in.

      He: That’s classified.

      Me: Bullshit.

      He: How do you know? Were you a SEAL?

      Me: Nope, but I know enough to kmow there’s no such thing as a classified BUD/S class. Want to try again?

  11. Ron McCauley says:

    This non-serving beached Baluga whale is no hero. He attends these functions so he can stuff his face with free food and get an “atta-boy” for phony war stories.

  12. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Cocksucker.

  13. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Heavens to Betsy and I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle, What a start for this Monday Morning. First Seal at the TAH starting gate. Where’s that $2.00 window that no longer exists.

  14. Carlton G Long says:

    Sweet corn in the mornin’!!

    Hard to imagine that this Adonis wasn’t a SEAL :: eyeroll

  15. NHSparky says:

    John Pinette is dead, and this fucker is still on the planet wasting oxygen.

    I don’t doubt the existence of God, but I sometimes question his decisions.

  16. 5JC says:

    Dude ate a SEAL, a big un.

  17. JimV says:

    So does he get paid for “helping” veterans? If so, how much. I see his organization takes donations. I’m not impressed.

  18. rgr769 says:

    When I first saw that top pic, my immediate reaction was walrus, not SEAL, period. End of consideration.

  19. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    That’s his old PFD under his shirt that went off when the pic was taken.

  20. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    He looks like a genuine MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando to me, he’s SO FAT that the last time he wore a yellow raincoat people ran up behind him yelling “TAXI!!!”.

    Chin up Charles James Patrick Brown, ALL FOUR of them!!!

  21. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Charles James Patrick Brown may have ate a seal.
    Charles James Patrick Brown may have blown a seal.

    BUT,
    Charles James Patrick Brown was never a SEAL.
    Charles James Patrick Brown was never even a Sailor.
    Charles James Patrick Brown is a Stolen Valor thief.
    Charles James Patrick Brown is a disgrace.??

  22. Frankie Cee says:

    18 of the friends of Phony Charles James Patrick Brown now know that he is not a SEAL, never Navy. I ran through his friends list, finding his friends are “mutual friends” with several of mine, including an attorney, (<actual type), who is very close to both this site and the American Legion.

  23. OWB says:

    Stupid, just too stupid for words.

    Hey, Charlie Brown! Did you seriously expect to get people to go along with your lies forever? Is your ego so needy that you had to lie about yourself? Was it really worth it?

    Probably so, but know this – the gig is up. You have been exposed as the fraud that you are.

    Here’s a clue: the only real vet I ever knew who was close to your size had a serious metabolic disorder and made it a point to explain that fact to other vets when he met them. He could not stand being that size and was looking forward to the day when his docs figured out how to get everything back in balance again. He exercised, ate heathy food in sensible quantities, and was as fit as he could be. You apparently do none of those things, Charles, and have worked overtime to earn the disrespect and ire of a lot of vets.

  24. Jarhead says:

    This never gets too old to laugh at. Time for another episode of “A Penguin Named Charles”

  25. Another overly fluffy seal. I know, the muscle turned to fat from years of all those classified top secret operations at Wisconsin cheese festivals.

  26. HMC Ret says:

    Brown: You’re a particularly disgusting poser. Not only are you not a SEAL, you’re not even a Sailor or member of any branch of the military. I don’t care what you do in the interest of military members, you’re a freaking liar. You have no issue accepting an award from the governor, but never found the time to serve our country in uniform.
    Well, welcome to your future disgrace on Google. You can explain your humiliation to your children, grandchildren and friends.

  27. Jarhead says:

    With media contact made yesterday, there might well be some fallout from this shortly. Can anyone explain this to me? Brown’s home town is San Antonio, Tx according to his F B page. Currently resides in Milwaukee. Member of the Grass Valley Moose Lodge located in Grass Valley, Ca. F B page also mentions his association with AMVETS in Evansville, In..yet another long way from Milwaukee. Also shows him with a connection to a publication called Bivouac Veteran’s News, which is located in Inverness, Fl. This publication shows itself as news sent to veterans from many different states. Appears to be other connections with other organizations far removed from Milwaukee. IMHO, belonging to so many different organizations far from your home makes it so much easier to make claims which are quite a bit different than the truth. With a person being a convincing liar and a bully, who is going to follow through with verification of B. S. stories a person spews?

  28. sj says:

    Dude doesn’t check his FB very often. 24 hours after exposure and links to TAH appeared and its still there, wide open.

  29. Jarhead says:

    No way is this clown going to skate through this without paying his dues. In the story below the picture mention is made of the governor awarding a pat on the back. Look up the Governor’s office and find an email link directly to his office. When we have the opportunity to expose a fraud, it’s OUR responsibility to see that he is outed. Sit around and wait for “Fraud Busters”, and Eddie Murphy will not be a happy camper.

  30. Frankie Cee says:

    Charles James Patrick Brown da turd, aka Charles “CJ” Brown has been messaging my facebook, beginning by quoting Mike Yawn, saying that his attorney will be contacting us, and that to copy and paste photos found on the Internet is a federal violation of copyrite (sic). Says we were provided false information on him, and that he doesn’t have to prove anything to us. Yep, same poser playbook action. I told him to tell his attorney to get in line, and to be prepared to lose like every other attorney that has come at TAH.

  31. PRCS (Ret.) says:

    MEAL Team SEVEN – this guy is the team all by himself.

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