Ty Cobb at TAH official burger bar

| July 9, 2018

The media noticed that Trump lawyer, Ty Cobb was spotted rocking out at the TAH official burger bar Slash Run Saturday night;

D.C. photographer Chris Stewart spotted the man, who became an Internet sensation because of his curly mustache, at Slash Run, which according to its website is a “rock n’ roll burger joint, bar and music venue” in the Petworth neighborhood.

According to the Washington Post, Suspect was told that Cobb was part of a wedding group, and afterwards they stopped in for the Copstabber performance still wearing formal attire.

While Cobb didn’t get up and dance like the other members of his party, he did put his hands in the air and particularly seemed to enjoy a song called “I Like Cocaine,” according to Suspect.

Good lookin’ group. Thanks for your patronage.

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    • The Other Whitey says:

      I recently found out that all the stories of Ty Cobb the ballplayer being a cheating bastard and horrific racist who boasted about stabbing a black waiter to death can all be traced to a single sports writer who had some personal animus against him. It seems Cobb was rather outspoken at the time that he believed that MLB should welcome any black player who could make it in the big leagues, and is said to have been a fan of several Negro League teams, neither of which won him many friends in contemporary society.

  1. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “I Like Cocaine.” Could be a cool tune, despite the lyrics. And speaking of lyrics, how many of us thought for years that the words to a particular song were one thing, only to learn much later, that they were something else entirely? My all-time screw-up was a song whose lyrics, I was certain, were, “How’s about a date?” They actually were, “Eyes without a face.” It never occurred to me that a question that begins, “How’s about…,” just might not be right. Hey. It sounded fine to me.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Don’t feel too bad, Air Cav. When I was four, I thought the words to Silent Night included “Brown John Virgin” instead of “’round yon Virgin”. But I was four.

      I didn’t know there was more than one Ty Cobb.

    • NHSparky says:

      Revved up like a douche.

      Two chickens to paralyze.

      We built this city on sausage rolls.

      It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.

      Here we are now, in containers.

      (Shall I go on?)

      • 26Limabeans says:

        She’s a body mover.

        • The Stranger says:

          Yep. But the biggest thing about that song is that up until about 5 years ago, I thought that The Sir Douglas Quintet was a British Invasion act. Nope. Just some good old boys from Texas and 2 of the guys were Mexican American! Woops.

          • The Stranger says:

            I have really gotten into Doug Sahm over the past couple of years and think it’s a crying shame that he’s neither in the Rock and Roll nor Country halls of fame. Just an incredible musician and bandleader.

          • MrBill says:

            I was lucky enough to see Doug live a few times, usually with his compatriot Augie Meyers, who is still performing. For me, Doug Sahm and Joe Ely are the two giants of Texas rock.

            • The Stranger says:

              I think you mentioned that before. When he played rock, he rocked. When he played country he showed how it should be done. Hell, he’d even sing “corridos” in Spanish! And I gotta say, his song “Oh No, Not Another One” described those “New Country” guys to a T! Check it out on YouTube when you get a chance.

        • MrBill says:

          She’s a bowel movement!

      • bim says:

        “Ain’t no woman like the one eyed Gott”.

        A personal favorite.

      • Cobrakai99 says:

        Pour some shook up Ramen

        • USAF RET says:

          You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
          400 children lost in the field

          • USAF RET says:

            Donuts make my brown eyes blue

          • SFC D says:

            You picked a fine time to burn me, Miss Lee,
            4 days to port call and a case of VD.
            I had a good time, I lived through the short time, but this time it’s herpes type III…

          • USAFRetired says:

            We built tent city on rocks and stones

          • USAFRetired says:

            I thought it was..

            It took a hardon to please you Lucille

          • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

            You picked a fine time to leave me Miss Lee
            No Clearing Papers and a case of VD…

            Sang in many a Korean bar we went to during my tour there.

          • 3/10/MED/b says:

            Give me an iron lung

          • The Stranger says:

            I knew a guy who was stationed in Georgia (Warner-Robbins) back in the 70’s who sang this in a bar on a dare. The band playing in this honky tonk was called “The Night Riders.” The kicker? My buddy is African-American!

      • Some Guy says:

        Rising like a spider (with apologies to Survivor)

      • Sparks says:

        “In the meadow we can build a snowman,

        And pretend that he is parse and brown.”
        Wait…what???

        Yea, got thrown out of 3rd grade music class for belting that out, even though I was sure it was correct.

        • Buckeye Jim says:

          Yeah, I screwed that up as a kid as well. How ’bout Johnny Rivers…”Secret Asian Man”?

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        I was Barney Rubble

      • Thunderstixx says:

        I’m surprised nobody pasted this one up there yet.

        “Blinded by the light;
        Wrapped up like a douche and the runs in the night.

        Then…

        And little Early Burley gave my anus curly whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride !!!

        Circa Huckleberry Creek 1977 with many thanks to Carl, Clagg (Craig) and his Chevette that NEVER ran out of gas, Tony, Mike Mogul and Rich for the most damn fun you can ever have in uniform !!!

        • OldCorpsTanker72 says:

          I always heard that one as “Wrapped up like a douche, another odor in the night.”

    • SFC D says:

      I never understood why Hendrix wanted to kiss that guy.

    • TopGoz says:

      I could never really grasp why Creedence Clearwater Revival was singing about the “bathroom on the right.”

    • SSG Kane says:

      I used to rock out to Candyman until my teenage daughter pointed out the line wasn’t:

      He’s a one stop shop, makes the pennies drop

    • MrBill says:

      I have a couple books of “mondegreens” compiled by Gavin Edwards: “Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy” and “He’s Got The Whole World In His Pants”. Very funny stuff.

  2. Jon The Mechanic says:

    I have a feeling that the Slash Run is not a place where we would see prominent Libs harassed by Conservatives if they came in for a meal.

    Then again, not only are Conservatives better behaved in general, the Slash Run features real meat, and Libs only want Tofu and other rabbit crap. Real meat scares them.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Well, we offer veggie wings (whatever they are).

      • sj says:

        We? I must have missed something about the TAH resto. I’ve seen the picture on the left but didn’t know it was something more than a place that some DC dickweeds like.

        I’ve tried to stay away from DC since retiring but this may bring me back since the Mrs wants to play tourist there.

        • Jonn Lilyea says:

          I bought the place for my daughter with my Trump windfall earlier this year.

          • sj says:

            I missed that! Fantastic! Well, now I have to pay DC a visit. Best to her. We had one in the DC suburbs for almost 12 years. So glad when we sold it. It is hard work and I’m a geezer.

          • spd0302 says:

            Jonn,
            My daughter is representing Utah at Girls Nation in DC from July 21 -28. I was using her trip as an excuse to see my parents in NYC and then head down to DC for her graduation ceremony. I am going to do my best to come check the place out!

      • NHSparky says:

        For the love of God, WHY???

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        “We offer veggie wings.” Sounds like an entry in the misheard lyrics department. Gotta be a song there somewhere.

  3. SFC D says:

    Libs wouldn’t be harassed. It’d look like an old western where sheepherder strolls into a saloon full of cowboys, and it goes dead quiet except for the swinging doors.

  4. David says:

    Copstabber?? Seriously?

  5. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    With that look on his face, he looks like he really ty’d one on at the bar

  6. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    So, when is TAH night? It occurs to me that there are enough Dickweeds in MD, VA, and WV to have one.

    • NHSparky says:

      Show your FirsTech Solutions corporate ID and you get $2 off any appetizer.

      Lucky sperm sampler and MD 20/20 shots not included.

    • Mick says:

      If we did have a TAH night, can you imagine the epic impromptu floor show that would ensue if we could only get some of the more famous posers to show up as well (while wearing all of their poser finery and bling, of course)?

      Stand-up comedy at its finest.

  7. 26Limabeans says:

    Lots of high schools have senoir trips to DC.
    Seems like a nice place to visit on the tour.
    Applicable laws notwithstanding of course.