Jorge Santos; phony SEAL

| July 10, 2018

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work with us on this fellow Jorge Santos of San Antonio, Texas, who claims to be a former Navy SEAL. Judging by some of these pictures, he’s been at it for quite a while;

If you haven’t guessed yet, he had no SEAL Assignments or Training. From his records, it looks like he spent a long time in the hospital and never made it to “A” school.

Based off of Jorge Santos Jr Summary Sheet he spent 2 years, 9 months, 4 days on active duty and discharged as an Seaman (E-3). It doesn’t look like he attended an “A” school and was assigned to the USS Tarawa (LHA-1) and his last year he was at the Naval Hospital Long Beach, CA. In conclusion, he never attend BUD/S, he was never a SEAL, he was not authorized to wear the Trident and did not have the the rank to wear choker whites. Plus he is wearing 4 or 5 ribbons and he was not authorized to wear them either.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Steve says:


  2. CPT11A says:

    One of these days I’m going to log on Facebook and claim a bunch of shit I didn’t earn so we can finally see a valor thief who doesn’t write like an absolute fucking retard.

    • thebesig says:

      The prize that Jorge Santos, phony Navy SEAL gets for writing like an absolute fucking retard, is the world discovering that he was discharged as a seaman. 🙄

      • CPT11A says:

        Ha. Well, I’m serious. Why can none of these motherfuckers write like an adult?

        “Heres me Standin, next to a Shitta in Iraq 06-07!!! 🙂 :)”

        Random capitalization, dumbass spellings, multiple exclamation points for a not-too-exciting observation, emoji overdoses, etc. Why?

        I get that you’re stealing other people’s pictures, and that you’re a douchebag, but when did you turn into a 12 year old girl?

        • NHSparky says:

          Sounds like sUMwuN who’s also a charter member of the DRG.

        • Instinct says:

          Like Weird Al said:

          You should never
          Write words using numbers
          Unless you’re seven
          Or your name is Prince
          Everybody wise up!

          • RGR 4-78 says:

            Weird Al should have written for some of the PBS kid shows. It may have saved a generation of millennials.

    • 100E says:

      If you do, be original. None of the normal poser stuff. Wear Nigerian Jump Wings and the Parama Weera Vibhushanaya, Sri Lanka’s highest award for heroism. None of this MoH, and DSC with a silver OLC only. Light up the bar at the VFW!

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        Cool enough by me as long as they don’t falsely claim the Expert Floor Buffer Operator Badge which I valiantly earned from action during many a turn on Fire Watch during Basic and AIT!

        • 100E says:

          Just hang it as a bar with the other half dozen tabs beneath the Expert Badge… Right below the ‘Hand to Hand’ tab.

  3. Mayhem says:

    Well what can ya say? even his friends think he is Oral Tom Cruise. I bet he can switch to Anal Tom Cruise quicker than a fat chick on a Twinkie

  4. Keepin' It Real says:

    Is Jorge pronounced ‘George’ or ‘Whore-hay?’

  5. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    A real deal high drag, no speed type COCSUCKER.


  6. Mayhem says:

    Jeezuus ! If you go on his Facebook page Scroll halfway down and the dude has a temporary Profile pic, He looks like he caught the Hiv.

  7. IDC SARC says:


  8. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    He looks like a doe-eyed Apprentice Towel Boy reject from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).

  9. NHSparky says:

    Bitch probably never even saw Coronado, even if he was going to TJ on the weekends.

    At some point, these guys have to stop digging. “How stupid can you be?” is NOT a challenge. Really.

  10. MarDet says:

    Thanks, Jorge Santos is a serious D-Bag! I have some law enforcement friends in the area there. I’ll look into getting this fraud prosecuted for stolen valor. They hate jerk offs like this.

    • MarDet says:

      Phone call made to LE. Will be a short process, but I’ve been assured there will be contact made. Jorge better quit taking showers and wiping his ass. The only chance he has in jail is to be that stinky fucker bubba won’t want to ass rape! Steal valor, and get your ass took Jorge Santos! Enjoy that Pink sock coming out of your ass!

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        Once incarcerated, he might come back to his cell one night to find that “Tiny” Tyrone has written “Princess” on his pillow in pink high lighter while making kissy-faces at him as he’s locked back in!

  11. Atkron says:

    Knock it off George.

  12. Mark Lauer says:

    His wedding picture shows him in the standard 1980s Tom Cruise reflective sunglasses, and swept back hair, along with the cocky, confident half smile, half smirk of the lips.
    Topped off with the Dress Whites, and what appears to be a bright, sunny day at the beach side luau, he can’t fail to attract the babes who have attended the wedding. [said in a cheesy announcer voice]

  13. AW1Ed says:

    This is starting out as Fake SEAL week.

    Jorge Santos Jr was never a SEAL.
    Jorge Santos Jr was never authorized to wear choker whites, SEAL Trident, and awards.
    Jorge Santos Jr is a Stolen Valor thief.
    Jorge Santos Jr is despicable.

    Welcome to your newfound Google fame, Georgie. The Interwebs are forever.

  14. Sparks says:


    These queer baits never pass up on a stock photo to bling out their Facebook pages.

  15. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    He sure looks like a candyassed pus-nuts no-load metrosexual George Clooney wannabe!

  16. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    A second Div. Deck ape and a disgrace to the Gator Navy.

  17. RM3(SS) says:

    A year and a half in the hospital! Bet he got a medical retirement, which gives him a nice retired ID card to flash along with his “classified missions” stories.
    qué coño jodido

  18. HMC Ret says:

    Dimwit: Take a look at Google to see what is written about you. You’ll have a great time explaining your lies to your children and grandchildren. Enjoy!!

  19. Chase says:

    He’s also claiming “search and rescue diver” on FB. If you click About and then Life Events, you’ll see a listing for “Military Service” in 1986. Click that, and you’ll see he lists himself as a “U.S. NAVY Search and Rescue Diver”.

    Am I misinterpreting his service records, or is the shit rolling further down the hill with this guy?

  20. Old 1SG, US Army (retired) says:

    Whore-hay is a dipstick… the hospital stays were probably after too many nights in TJ… 21 days or so, I think my Navy friends called it “dry dock”

    • Instinct says:

      Hopefully Thor, Bubba and Mr. Tiny will be using his ass as a drydock for a good long time.

  21. HMC Ret says:

    I spent many a dollar in TJ. Would not go back today unless in a large group.

  22. Green Thumb says:

    This is the care of ball sack who watched Navy SEALS back in the day and said: “Hey! That could be me!”

    And the next day it was…..

  23. Jarhead says:

    Dude looks like he might be a model. A lot of male models are known to be gay. 2 + 2 = 4.

  24. PRCS (Ret.) says:

    Asshat clearly doesn’t know that the choker collars are custom fit, which is why he looks like shit.

    Don’t get me started on the grammatical dumbassery.

  25. tsg annabelle says:

    I think he was wearing his busboy jacket at a high falootin’ restaurant.