Yer Saturday Chuckle, Part 2: “Thank you for picking Uranus!”

| July 21, 2018

Several months ago, I wrote a short article about a rather, er, “unique” place I passed while traveling: the Uranus Fudge Factory in Uranus, MO. My schedule didn’t permit me to stop then; but on a subsequent trip, I had a schedule that allowed a stop.

Yeah, it was worth stopping. The place was a hoot – a bit juvenile, but a hoot nonetheless.

The title of this article is what you hear from the sales staff on entering the place – spoken loudly and proudly. (smile) You’re also greeted by this . . . guy(?) holding a sign to the same effect:

But if you’re observant, besides the place’s name you get another clue about the place before you even enter. There’s a sign that tips you off posted outside the building. You can see it from the parking lot as you approach the building to enter (be sure to read the fine print):

Here’s a close-up of the sign:

The place was a bit crowded inside. But it seems they have plans for expansion:

If you have to make a latrine call (I’d been on the road for a few hours by then, so yeah – I did), depending on your gender you might see this sign:

One disappointment: I got there in time for lunch, and was planning on trying the wings at the saloon and party bar next door. Unfortunately, that business doesn’t open until 4PM. Should you decide to go and also plan to eat, you might want to take that into account. You won’t be able get anything to eat there except snack-type stuff before 4PM, and there’s not much else in the immediate vicinity.

No, I didn’t get anyone We KnOw AnD “lOvE” a union T-shirt during the stop. Their T-shirts were kinda pricey; ol’ purple-tiger-striped Blunder Chicken simply isn’t worth what I’d have had to spend.

And no – I didn’t try the fudge, either. (smile)

Category: Pointless blather, Who knows

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  1. AnotherPat says:

    A good place for Proctologists to be married/ spend their Honeymoon…or hold a Convention..😉

    And if anyone cares to buy unique Birthday/Christmas gifts for that special someone, well, here you go:

    • AnotherPat says:

      BTW, Hondo…thanks for sharing…especially during Breakfast/Coffee time. Your post is a hoot…nothing to start off a Saturday morning than to read again all those puns referencing a Planet in our Solar System, good ole Fudge and the pUrPLe pARaCHuTE CLowN…🤡

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        The PuRpLe PaRaChUtE queef? I’d all but forgotten about that sniveling cockroach!

        A Cardiologist was being laid to rest one day and one of the flower arrangements was a perfect representation of a human heart. A Gynecologist said “The flowers at my funeral ought to be interesting!” and the Proctologist immediately fainted.

  2. Roh-Dog says:

    Sounds like fun but potentially messy and I don’t like to shower that much.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Do they have a bar? My girl friend and I only try fudge when drunk.
      Is there a Sheetz gas station near by?
      Dinner special is rump roast.
      Too far?

    • Roh-Dog says:

      As the crow flies, 873 miles from Uranus, MO to Intercourse, PA.

      • AnotherPat says:

        Actually, Uranus, MO is only a 10 minute drive from Fort Leonard Wood…😎

      • chooee lee says:

        After your visit to Intercourse PA, you may want to stop by Climax MI.

        • Some Guy says:

          If you don’t, you might end up in Blue Ball, PA!

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Too narrow a search. Canada has some interesting names for settled areas, e.g., Anse à Mouille-Cul, for the Gallically challenged among you, translates to ‘Wet Ass Cove’.

          And then there is Balls Creek, Nova Scotia, in addition to Brise-Culotte, Quebec, which can be loosely translated into ‘crotchless panties’, and Crotch Lake, Ontario.

  3. Dave Hardin says:

    Did you pack any fudge on the way? Did you see anyone else packing fudge while you were there?

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    As I understand it, the fudge from Uranus is rather good. ‘Course, I’m not a connoisseur of that specialty.

  5. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Ah ha, busted HONDO … I am putting in a FOIA request and obtaining all security video, sales receipts and other documents from your anus … I will figure out exactly who you really are!

    BTW: Great post!


  6. NHSparky says:

    And my wife wonders why I have such a warped sense of humor.

    Next up: Alien Jerky, Baker, CA.

  7. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I hear there is a road sign that reads, “Now Entering Uranus. (As if one has to be told.)

    I checked the White Pages. There are five Dicks in Uranus.

    All of the Uranus High School sports teams stink.

    The only children in that town were conceived elsewhere. Sex in Uranus does not make babies.

    • Lurker Curt says:


    • Roh-Dog says:

      “…Sex in Uranus does not make babies.”, now that’s funny right there but I disagree, how else would you explain poopbabies like ANTIFA, ISIS, Michael Moore, etc?

  8. Wendy says:

    My son & I visited there 3 weeks ago. Fudge was awesome. His face as the butthole of a giraffe, priceless haha

  9. Hack Stone says:

    This place is rather well known. Hack Stone was on a sales trip with the Vice President of the proud but humble woman owned business that he works, and one evening he said “I would like to get up in Uranus.” That’s the last time that Hack will share a motel room on a business trip.