Bob McGray; phony SEAL

| July 17, 2018 | 120 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow Robert “Bob” McGray who claims to be a Navy SEAL with SEAL Team 5 from 1960 – 1975 when he was injured in Vietnam;

The newspaper to which he wrote that missive, admitted that McGray was blowing smoke;

But lying on Facebook is totally cool;

The Navy agrees with the newspaper editor;

Bob’s Summary Sheet shows that he served less than 2 years of active duty in the US Navy and over 4 years in the US Navy reserves and discharged as a Seaman Recruit (E-1). He has no awards, was NOT a Vietnam Veteran, NO Purple Heart, NO Deployment, NO BUD/S, NO SEAL Command and NOT a SEAL.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Haywire Angel says:


  2. Andy11M says:

    SEAL team 5 in the Viet of Nam? It’s always the small details that get them.

  3. AW1Ed says:

    I want to see this AK-15 he says can be purchased in any major city.

  4. HMC Ret says:

    He says he was ‘Injured in Vietnam due to combat’. Unusual wording. I would have written I was WOUNDED in Vietnam due to combat. An injury is falling off a truck and breaking a leg. Totally different from a wound received in combat. Saw that and immediately threw the BS flag.

    • Berliner says:

      Perhaps his injury was the result of the toilet seat hitting his head as he was in the process of recovering corn for a later snack the morning after corn on the cob was served in the mess.
      The head injury would also explain his achieving SR/E-1 in his short Navy Career.

  5. HMC Ret says:

    Six years total active and reserve and he rocketed, rocketed I say to the lofty pay grade of E1 (SR = Seaman Recruit). I wish I had taken his career path instead of being an HM1 (E-6) quite some time before I had six years service. But, that’s me. This guy was high speed, zero drag. He’s also a posin’ PoS.

  6. HMC Ret says:

    The bullshittery is huge with this one.

  7. 1610desig says:

    Norman Bates’ mom in the top photo?

  8. Dustoff says:

    See this hot Russian AK-47 has unprotected sex with this studley American AR-15 ( who says, in the heat of passion “sure Olga, I love your hot little commie ass”) Nine months later as a result of this torrid night, a little bastard “AK-15” comes into the world , which BTW can purchased in any major city….see.

  9. Deckie says:

    “Check yor facts before you shoot your mouth off.”

    How’d that work out for you, Bobby? Got room enough for both feet in that nasty cock garage of yours?

    • thebesig says:

      Robert Lynn McGray, aka, Bob McGray, phony Navy SEAL, said this:

      I was in the Navy Seal team 5 from 1960 to 1975 when I was injured in Vietnam due to combat. I learned one thing in the military, before you make a statement, check your facts first before you shoot your mouth off.

      Failed to go by the facts, then made the statement about checking the facts. If he did as he preached, he would’ve said this:

      I was on active duty with the navy from September 4, 1962 to July 22, 1964, and spent the rest of my initial obligation in the reserve, when I rocketed to Seaman Recruit. I learned one thing in the military, before you make a statement, check your facts first before you shoot your mouth off.

  10. Fjardeson says:

    Annnnnd…. what is with the totally ghey see-through shirt with the V-neck? Definitely would attract Julio, et al…

  11. AnotherPat says:


    Ironically, good ole Bob wrote:

    “I learned one thing in the military, before you make a statement, check your facts first before you shoot your mouth off.”

    Facts on SEAL Team 5 plus claims of being a Navy SEAL minus a missing mouth (because he shot it off) equals a NO-GO for good ole Bob…🤐🔫

  12. Old Trooper says:

    I don’t know how thing work in the Navy, but after 2 years on active duty; shouldn’t you be higher ranked than Seaman Recruit?

    I’m just asking.

    • AW1Ed says:

      Yes. But one can be “awarded” a reduction in rate at Captain’s Mast. Which is most likely what happened here.

      • Hondo says:

        Possibly with a complimentary, matching admin discharge. I don’t think 22 1/2 month enlistments were the norm in the early 1960s.

      • NHSparky says:

        Several times, apparently.

        18 months to E-3, and if he wasn’t a total moron and/or a totally locked down rate, E-4 in 2-3 years would be perfectly normal, and E-5 if you had your shit wired halfway straight by the 4-year point.

        But this guy? Uh, that’s a big fuck no.

  13. GDContractor says:

    100% disabled. From inbreeding.

  14. AnotherPat says:

    Useful information I learned today from Bob:

    “You cannot use an AK-15, AK-47 or a fully automatic rifle for hunting. If you do, you will tear the meat up and you will not be able to use or eat the meat”.


  15. Dave Hardin says:

    Outstanding work by those fine people over at Military Phony Dot Com. Those guys are great and do outstanding work.

    Its a fine day to expose posers, the sky is blue and the water is cool and wet !

    Merica !

    Oh, and God bless each and every one of you fine people.

  16. Skippy says:

    Gerbel Molester

  17. The Stranger says:

    Bob McGay, I mean McGray is an A#1 shitbag!

  18. Skippy says:

    Bob McGray is a sewer rat molester

  19. Green Thumb says:

    This dude may not be a SEAL, but he is definitely a turd.

  20. IDC SARC says:


  21. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Wino taint-sniffing dingleberry!

  22. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    I think that he is the second Seal poser for the start of the week. As I’ve said in the past about these phonies is never let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cancel.

  23. Carlton G. Long says:

    What…him worry ?

  24. 26Limabeans says:

    I’ve seen that woman somewhere

  25. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    I got a suspended bust in rate while in the Philly Yards dry dock for not checking the low pressure air compressor down in the boiler room. We were still on cold iron watch with the dock flooded. I checked the log book for any machinery changes when I had the A/C & R watch and the compressor was still listed as not in service. Skipper didn’t give a shit when I mentioned that. MM2 Bob B. From upstate NY said that he told me to check the compressors but till this day, I never heard him say that. He got a suspended bust also. I remember the skipper telling us that if the ship had more sailors like us on board that we would most likely be at the bottom of Hampton Bays. The way he said it made me want to bust out and laugh but I held it in. Years later, I called up Bob and he still brought up the incident. Even with that incident in my record, I was still asked if I wanted to ship over. A Gang took care of every piece of auxiliary equipment from the ships whistle to the compressors down in the reefer flats. For all you young un’s, reefers are refridgirators. Reefers are also what they called bridge coats which were long in length. No , you didn’t smoke the coats.

    • thebesig says:

      We still used the word “reefers” in the 1990s to reference refrigerators. They were on the reefer deck. :mrgreen:

      • Martinjmpr says:

        Madness! 😀

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Nope. My fridge repairman referred to my fridge as a reefer. Water dogs use it, too.

          • OWB says:

            Folks still use the term for trucks, cooling units for buildings and such as well.

            or so some say

            (as long as we’re going all arty this evening i choose minimal punctuation and no caps)

          • HMC Ret says:

            Back about 2008 a fellow VA employee overheard me speaking with another old timer and using the word reefer. Later that day a self righteous, pompous ass from the crystal palace asked me about my marijuana. After I figured it out, and it took a while b/c he had the communication skills of some of the dolts who are busted on TAH, I had some fun with him, finally promising to never do it again. I then let him in on what us old geezers called a refrigerator. He was pissed, but I already had my retirement papers in and I had done nothing that would warrant termination. He left in a huff. I later heard I had been ratted on by a holier than thou employee who saw evil in all people not of her ‘persuasion’. She just saw me as another step in her rise to the top of the food chain. I retired the following year. Not soon enough.

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        Forgot the “Reefer” Deck. That’s where the chow was stored and also used as a temporary morgue back in 1965. The reefer flats were down on the 6th deck where the Reefer compressors and bilge were. A-Gang had the keysfor getting ice cream at night for the Engineering watches down in the engine room and Hole (Boiler/Fire room)Got eggs and hard boiled them in the A/C filter cleaning room’s deep sink with the steam line running to heat it up. Great with mayo, salt and pepper.


    WTF, Shit bag That’s all….

  27. spd0302 says:

    I’m pretty sure this clown stole one of my grandmother’s blouses

  28. AnotherPat says:

    Another one of Bob’s letters to an editor (he sure likes to talk about himself as well as cut and paste his favorite expression about his mouth..*Yawn*):

    • HMC Ret says:

      LOVE the editors final sentence:

      EDITOR’S NOTE — This letter was edited to remove several statements that came from fake news sites.

      Dude can’t even steal truthful information to support his arguments.

      I wish dummies such as this would stop supporting the President. The MSM and leftist assholes do enough harm to him w/o this guy’s attempt to argue on Trump’s behalf.

    • Jarhead says:

      Take another look at that letter. “Creditable” ??
      WTF?? Is he suggesting none of the people he mentioned have good credit? Next thing you know, he will be operating “Crazy Bob’s Previously Owned Auto Lot”…..In house financing, and we tote the note, regardless of past credit problems. “Special Deals For All SEALS” Is Our Motto. Come on in and let’s talk shit about combat stories. You can leave with a nice ’57 Pontiac station wagon, complete with LaBamba dice hanging from the rear view mirror. Hardly used at only 260,000 miles on it. Only $500 down and payments of $75 per week for 120 months.

  29. Txgunner says:

    WTF like that big red nose wouldn’t give a teams postion away at 0200 in the morning on an enemy beach head.

  30. Ex-PH2 says:

    Well, this really does it. Guy can’t even make up a believable piece of pseudo-fiction.

    What IS the world coming to when some fake SEAL can’t even come up to the level of manatee?

    I do wish these twidder-pated dorkwads could come up with an original idea and leave the aquatic mammals alone.

  31. Keepin' It Real says:

    You think that shirt has big baggy pirate sleeves?

  32. Imagine that ? another fluffer nutter imaginary seal that never deployed and discharged an E-1 with a less than honorable discharge. What a jerk off

  33. HMC Ret says:

    Hey, war hero. How do you plan to explain all this to your children and grandchildren? Sucks to be you but you brought it upon yourself. Eat a bag of dicks, dimwit.

  34. Jarhead says:

    See his picture over on Military Phonies. This is not only a SEAL impostor, but with those long mutton chop side burns I’d say he is also an Elvis impersonator. Keep an eye out for him in Bakersfield.

  35. O-4E says:

    Looks like someone’s old lesbian aunt

    • Jarhead says:

      Finally after all these years somebody else agrees with me on Aunt Hepzibah. Always I heard nothing but excuses when mentioning her excessive facial hair. Just like the picture at the top of the page, she always wore her blouse buttoned all the way to her neck. Often I could see through the ultra thin blouses, and more than once thought I saw chest hair. Not to mention little bitty tits! She always had that same “Elderly Woman” smile, but man she was a real bitch. She’d get pissed over nothing. Once she threw a bowl of Corn Flakes at me and popped me smack in the middle of my forehead…just because I refused to get up and get the sugar for her. She dipped Red Man quite often and had teeth that were as rotten as Vietnamese women who had chewed beetle nut all their adult life. She’d get to drinkin’ and turn into a dyke ranting with a story about having been the only female SEAL who served in RVN. If anyone argued with her about that not being true, she’d call you names that would make a Sailor (even a SEAL) blush. She was so damned hateful that once she threw hot bacon grease on her neighbor for calling her McGay by mistake. Yeh, Aunt Hepzibah, she was full dyke by the time she hit 50. Glad to see she eventually went overboard with her B. S. stories.

  36. JTB says:

    I bet this guy has torn up a lot of “Meat Whistles” with his mouth…

  37. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Maybe he knows the Admiral of the Morongo Basin Militia and Yacht Club (he lives in Yucca Valley, CA)?

  38. Timothy M. Demers says:

    His lies are still up on FB. Stolen Valor…you Suck Bob!

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