Peter Charles – Fake Ranger, Fake Green Beret

| September 14, 2018

The folks at Military Phony sent us their work on Peter Clay Charles, a professor that has students that think he was a Green Beret.

On his LinkedIn account, he claims to have been in every hell hole in the world.

Apparently, he still deploys at a moments notice, but not before he snaps a quick selfie to document the occasion.

Delivering babies while under heavy fire…

The specifics of these firefights fall under the category of “shit you can’t talk about… except on the internet since the DoD classifies the internet as a SCIF.”

He claims he was a 91B, 18D and 01H but his military records say different…

Germany wasn’t classified as a hell hole last time I checked but that was his only overseas assignment.

Since Peter Charles lives in Durham North Carolina there is a chance his power could be lost in the storm.  Perhaps we can have an open mind until he can get back online and provide proof of his service claims.

In the meantime, he is probably writing letters to Ndugu, the baby he delivered under fire, which is the name we guess because we were inspired by the movie “About Schmidt” which has a similar theme.

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  1. Tony180A says:

    This fucking mutt!

  2. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    I think the Air Soft Kiddie Commandos have way better gear than that.
    That shit looks like impulse aisle bargain gear at a truck stop… which I guess makes sense if he’s given BJ’s behind the dumpsters…

  3. Combat Historian says:

    “3 hour firefight in a shithole country” probably means he had a 3 minute fur-fight with a hooker in a German whorehouse over amounts not paid for services rendered…

    • HMC Ret says:

      I’m thinking a 3-minute pillow fight with his fellow government sanctioned killers. This guy wouldn’t last three minutes in any type of combat unless it was over the last whole cheesecake at Golden Corral.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    That absolutely precious shot of him with a welder’s mask and the cowling on his shoulders really does come off as a sorta kinda Start Wreck thingy. Isn’t the blue blouse for the Medical Division in Starfleect? So he’s repairing an android’s botched hip job, maybe?

  5. Daisy Cutter says:

    He delivered a baby during a three-hour firefight.

    You have to give him some points for originality for that one. If nothing else, it was entertaining.

    • charles w says:

      Plus he was wearing all his “Battle Rattle”.

      • 11B-Mailclerk says:

        Battle rattle? More like Gerbil Burble.

        • rgr769 says:

          What a joke. His “battle rattle” looks like it just came out of the plastic bag it was shipped in by Sportsmen’s Guide or Cheaper than Dirt. It is obvious a mag was never in any mag compartment on that vest anywhere but maybe in the imaginary combat action this douche conjured up in his fevered proggy brain.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      The mother died in his arms.

      • NHSparky says:

        Dude probably watched, “Tears of the Sun” about 180 times too.

        But those guys were SEALs, so, who knows.

  6. AW1Ed says:

    A fake Green Beanie. I get to break out the…

    Ballad of the Green Bidet

    Dedicated to Peter (puffer) Charles, fake Green Beret

    Faking assholes, like this guy,
    The fat slobs, who always lie.
    Men who failed in every way,
    Try to steal, the Green Beret.

    Unearned bling on pudgy chests,
    Doo-rag and dog, check out the vest!
    One hundred times, they’ll boast today
    “Believe me man, I’m a Green Beret!”

    E-bay wings, upon his chest,
    Trying to look, like America’s Best,
    One hundred men, he’ll blow today.
    B’cause Peter is, a Green Bidet.

    Comfort dog, at his side.
    Shiny HD, for his ride.
    He will pose, another day,
    Because he earned, The Green Bidet

    Tip ‘o the chapeau to 11B-mailclerk,
    RCAF-CHAIRBORNE, A Proud Infidel®™, and 26Limabeans

  7. devildog 65/85 says:

    Top 50 and in the forty group.

  8. JBUSMC says:

    I wonder how many female students he “creeped” on???

  9. bim says:

    Shithead. His whole Twitter account revolves around how the Republicans are ALL liars and he and his group are so righteous and true. Most of his stuff is retweets of highly cherry-picked statistics to ‘prove his points’. I almost want to create a twitter account just to bash the hypocrite.

    He probably invented the Green Beret BS to compensate for his raging case of inverted-penis syndrome.

    • MK75Gunner says:

      I just hit his twitter feed with the TAH link and asked him if he wanted to keep his phony Army claims up…guaranteed he’ll either block me or delete his account shortly. Someone ought to screen shot all the fucking bullshit on there.

  10. Hondo says:

    He shows up under the Biology Department at Durham Tech on the site. But he doesn’t seem to show up as an employee on Durham Tech’s alphabetical list of employees.

  11. Claw says:

    10th Medical Laboratory – Situated right across the road from the Bowling Alley at Marceau Kaserne of the Landstuhl Medical Center – truly one of the more stinkier hell holes on this planet./LOL

    Long story short, the Whiz Wheel™® has spun and here is the scoring:

    Dr. Peter Clay Charles (FRPR*) 37 x 8 = 296

    * Full Retard Past Rutabaga (Hat Tip to API)

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I’m going to have to do something about rutabagas, Claw.

      Ruties have feelings, too, y’know, just like turnips.

    • Berliner says:

      In his four (4) years of service as a Specialist E-4 92B10 Lab Technician, he looks like he specialized in stool sampling as opposed to stool samples.

      To this day I believe he still samples stool. He looks like he peruses the dumpster behind assisted living homes for “fresh ones”.

      • Grunt says:

        Nah. That violates sterility of the sample. He gets them straight from the tap, using his mouth as a field expedient collection cup.

  12. Roh-Dog says:

    “…GOP tangos”, just all sorts of WTFingF is wrong with this guy?!
    Climbed to the top of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  13. He looks like a real sekret agent tough guy ops guy with that “fag” as the blokes say dangling menacingly from between his dic suckin’ lips with that faux I can kill ya’ stare of a genuine fartbreaker life taker, death by chili dog gas inhalation. OH the HORROR !!

  14. OldManchu says:

    So he went on a dove hunting trip in Turkey? He has in dove hunting “rattle.”

  15. dusty1 says:

    Word on the street is that Germany is near the top of the list of A grade SHITHOLES now & forever more.
    England, France, Spain, Italy also fall into that category.

  16. Mason says:

    Odd that he fakes everything but wants to remain part of the E-4 mafia. Not many E-4’s have been to every shithole. Although in his case, I’m sure he saw a lot of shitholes, and entered just as many, while working as a fluffer at Barry’s Bathhouse.

  17. rgr769 says:

    I love how all these fake POSer bitches that claim SF also claim Ranger as well. In the two SF Groups I have served in, Ranger tabs were few and far between, especially among the enlisted ranks. I doubt it was very different during this lying proglodyte professor’s real term of active service. As I recall, there weren’t any medical lab techs in either the 10th SFGA or the 19th, either.

  18. 100E says:

    He’s obviously ‘Delta’, with his grooming, the cigarette, and tales of dispatching the enemy with his knife. He just wishes he could reveal all, but his reacords are sealed, and since the Congo, he’s been forbidden to speak about his missions.

  19. FatCircles0311 says:

    Well I’ve sent a pop up flare on Twitter.

    Now to watch the star cluster.

    • MK75Gunner says:

      I went through all his fucking goof ball pictures and responded with the TAH link with appropriate accompanying comments. Can’t wait for this fat POS top block me or delete his account.

      • Claw says:

        I looked through all of his pictures also. Very interesting.

        Pictures of his work cubicle adorned with all kinds of “kill em all, sort em out later” patches and a Tower of Power.

        Combat Medical Badge Challenge Coin, Bullwinkle (Air Assault) Badge and Corporal stripes, etc., etc.

        He’s been living in a fantasy world for quite a long time.

  20. rgr769 says:

    Dr. (of what we know not) Peter Clay Charles is a lying SOS POSer who has never served in Army Special Forces, the Army Ranger battalions (75th Inf.), or any Special Operations unit. In fact, Mr. Charles was medical lab technician who only served in Germany in a medical laboratory unit. Mr. Charles hasn’t even attended Army Airborne (paratroop) school, a prerequisite to join either a Ranger or Special Forces unit. He is a liar and a valor thief. Any of his students who believe his bogus bullshit are too clueless to be in college.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Doctor of Gums. It’s the smallest organ in the body.

    • Claw says:

      He says he’s a Doctor of Philosophy. But if there ever was a remfy, remfy REMF, he’s it. Assignments at Relaxin’ Jackson, Ft. Sam Houston, Landstuhl in Germany, and finally WRAMC in Washington DC. Probably the only time he ever drew any TA-50 from CIF was for Basic Training and the closest he ever got to the “Tip of the Spear” was when he looked at the Company Guidon when his company did the bivouac portion of Basic.

      But my main question is, if he signed up for a four year critical MOS/Army College Fund Money enlistment, why was he discharged five months earlier than the four year mark? Maybe something hinky going on there? And one would think if 92B was a critical MOS during that timeframe, how is it he couldn’t even make E-5 in almost four years? Inquiring minds want to know.

      But maybe once he gets his power restored after Florence, he’ll show up here and do some ‘splainin.

  21. 5th/77thFA says:

    Dr. Peter C. Charles apparently is an embellishing POS who decided to lie and embellish his perfectly honorable service in the US Army. That is if being a pecker checker and lead towel boy at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear), is honorable service. You have brought shame and disgrace down upon yourself, your family, and even your students. A man that will lie will also cheat and steal. Oh, forgot, you’ve already done all of that. ASSHOLE!

    • rgr769 says:

      We don’t know how honorable it was. There is something fishy about his early departure from AD five months before his projected ETS, especially for someone who had a critical MOS.

  22. sbalm says:

    He can kill people with his pinkie finger.

    Gotta love it.

  23. HMC Ret says:

    Porky: Tell me again how Trump is a liar and incapable of honesty while you and those of similar political persuasion are entirely honest and never resort to bullshit. That’s pretty funny. I enjoyed the review left by one of your students who advises that although you are humble and nice, you are capable of taking a life with your pinky finger. That’s golden bullshit right there. So tell us the truth, wasn’t that 3 hour firefight actually a 3 hour battle royal over the last cheesecake at Golden Corral? Nothing wrong with being an Army Medic and lab technologist, but you had to expand that into a bullshit story about your endless combat in shitholes around the world. Tell me, ‘Professor’, does that crapola story impress the 18 y/o girls in your class? Are they impressed with your tales of derring do? You know what I mean, Warrior? BTW, where did you get that comical uniform? It looks like the stuff sold on back pages of comics. Welcome to your lifetime Google infamy. ESAD …

  24. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I recognize the cigarette but it’s protruding from a blob with some hair on it that I can’t make out. A little help here. Anyone?

  25. JaynTN says:

    Well I am proud of my 20 as a 63B and later 63Z. But I once got into a one hour fire fight with a really tough broken off bolt! But with the aid of my trusty plasma cutter we defeated the enemy and the training exercise for that tank crew was saved!

  26. Daisy Cutter says:

    The true measure of a man – one drag and he kills the entire cigarette.

  27. Bill M says:

    Wonder what mail order uni his PhD comes from. In his case, it really is ‘Piled Higher and Deeper.’

  28. SgtM says:

    It’s Ron Jeremys dickless brother, the Chipmunk.

  29. Currahee John says:

    I see he has deleted every tweet & reply after 28AUG2018.