Shawn Christy, call me bro…I could use the $20,000

| September 18, 2018

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Come on Shawn, stop bugging Dakota and give us a call. I promise to spend that money on nefarious things that involve sketchy women and cheap whiskey.  Come on buddy, why get caught in some public shit house by a rent a Cop when you could help support so many struggling women who are trying to make ends meet.

Category: Crime, Shitbags

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  1. Slow Joe says:

    I don’t know what’s going on here.
    So confusing….

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    Gee, I could put that $20,000 to good use with a new car, new front steps, a new garden shed and a new deck.

    Call me, Shawn! I can cook, too.

  3. Comm Center Rat says:

    So Shawn has been “eluding authorities” for three months committing crimes across multiple states while “evading capture” during an “intensive manhunt.”

    Jose Cotto, the legendary fake Navy SEAL, would probably volunteer his Special Operator skills to assist in taking down the elusive Shawn in return for food. Jose’s Meal Team 6 is ready and on call. The tip of the spear is sharpened on Jose’s fork.

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    Have they checked behind dumpsters?

  5. CCO says:

    Steal a car and then crash it; is he sixteen?

    Y’all spare a prayer for Fayetteville. The Cape Fear River is expected to crest today at 62 feet, which is about 30 above flood stage; a level unseen since the 1940s. They have evacuated a mile on each side of the river. On the other hand, cresting means it will be going down, in Fayetteville, and rising in Elizabethtown and all the way the mouth of the river below Wilmington.

    What’s worse than a hurricane? A slow moving hurricane.

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Hmm, $20K would come in handy while I’m shopping for a new pickup truck!

    • Roger in Republic says:

      Have you priced new pickups lately? 20 K won’t make a decent down payment today. They load them up with so much high tech junk and “free” options that Pickups are a major profit center for them. The base truck doesn’t exist today. It is impossible to buy a farm truck, what with navigation, entertainment, lane keeping, backup camera with auto breaking, and posh interiors. I talked with a chevy dealer about a plain jane 2 door, regular cab with short bed, 4X4, V-8. Just a basic farm truck that can plow snow. He told me that would have to special order like the old COPO Camaros. “If that is the case”, I told him, “I want it with a 427 LS-7 ZZ 4 engine”. He didn’t laugh, so it may be doable.

      • 5th/77thFA says:

        Testify. Another reason I’ma hanging on to my ’05 F150. Played hell finding a “basic truck” then and it is near impossible now. If your dealer didn’t laugh, you might want to go ahead. Lots of dealers now will flat tell you they can not “special order” any more, if they do be prepared to pay sticker + some more. They want to sell what they got on the lot. 20 large might make a fair down payment. Hell if he makes it down this way and I can bag him from the couch, I’ll give what ree -ward money coming to me to ExPH-2. Least that way, I’d get a damn good meal, with pie & ice cream, out of the deal. You know she can cook, don’t you?

        • 2/17 Air Cav says:

          Pick-ups used to be utilitarian. A guy got one to haul shit. Nowadays, many people who buy them would not dare to scratch the bed or tailgate by hauling anything. It reminds me of Urban Cowboy. A real pick up should be filthy most of the time, have scars, and a small cooler in the cab.

          • Perry Gaskill says:

            The last part pretty much describes my own except instead of the cooler I opted for the special-order dog hair upholstery. It also has an exotic L’Air du Cohiba air freshener…

        • desert says:

          Buy a good used one! to hell with the overpriced crap!

          • OldManchu says:

            2007 ford f-150 going strong at 278,000 miles. Basic maintenance plus some parts here and there. What a STEAL!!!

    • Aysel says:

      I work at a Ford Dealership, in farming county, we have plenty of basic trucks on the lot. We also have lots of trucks on the other end of the scale. Ford has also made the decision to stop sales of all but one model of car starting in 2019, it’s all in the truck/suv market now. There’s also a regulation somewhere that all new vehicles sold be equipped with backup sensors by a year that I don’t remember. So that’s just one more thing that adds to the cost.

  7. SGT Fon says:

    wow just 20 k reward money? little fish here, i need at least 250k to get up off the couch and start searching LOL

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Yeah, 20K ain’t what it used to be. After expenses and fed/state taxes, you’re looking at quite a bit less. Then there’s the risk factor. A guy who know she’s being hunted is a dangerous guy, not to mention the stupid factor as there is every hunting season when that trophy buck Magoo just put down turns out to be Fred.

      • 26Limabeans says:

        “turns out to be Fred”

        Saw a short tv show many years ago. Not Twilight Zone but the other one.
        Guy was hunting hunters and then strapping them down on their own car fender like a deer. Tagged and bagged.
        It was pre PETA.

  8. rgr769 says:

    He has threatened to kill Trump, so he is likely being sheltered by an underground network of “progressive” Trump hating TARDO’s. Maybe they are starting an new Underground Railroad for TARDO’s willing to violently take down Trump and his Trumpsters.