Stolen Valour Canada presents Oh Danny Boy! – Master Corporal Daniel (Fon Fon) Lafontaine CD

| September 22, 2018

Our friends North of the Border send us their work on Daniel Donald Lafontaine.

Of particular concern to us, his claim of being held, along with a Corporal as a “hostage” by the Serbs for 31 days in 1995.

SVC is well aware of hostage incidents involving Canadians that occurred in the UN’s Bosnia-Herzegovina Command including those involving Canadian Army units in Bosnia (GT 12e RBC, RCD BG, 3 R22eR and Canadian UN Military Observers) over the course of the UN Protection Force mission.

There is no open source evidence that CF personnel were held in excess of one month by any of the warring factions. However, given the press coverage of actual hostage events, it’s difficult to believe there’s absolutely no record of the event Lafontaine describes…

This guy was sporting the fake POW type of claim.  The lowest of the low.  He also claimed a bunch of other stuff and its too early for me to start drinking anything from Unibroue, my universal translator lube.  Stolen Valour Canada did an outstanding job on this case.  Please give it a read HERE.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Green Thumb says:

    A truly “Phildoesque” dude.


  2. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I have never understood why someone would falsely claim to have surrendered.

  3. 26Limabeans says:

    The pipes are callin

    I don’t speak French but the comments are fun to read anyway. Somehow I understand what is being said.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Yeah, after croissant, I’m lost. In fact, I’m lost on croissant. I pronounce it cross ant.

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        Oh. I also know Oui (girly magazine)and bonjour, which I Robot just corrected for me. I always want to put an s on the end.

      • Skyjumper says:

        Here ya go 2/17…how to correctly pronounce the word “croissant”…….or you could just ask for a donut. (smile)

        • 2/17 Air Cav says:

          OMG! I know she’s serious, but I was laughing my ass off. Gimme a f’n donut!

          • 2/17 Air Cav says:

            Damn cross ant looks like a bloated crab. I ain’t eatin’ that.

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            It’s properly pronounced ‘cwah-sonnt’. And just to be clear, les Crapeaux stole it from the Austrians.

            She’s a bimbo, but you guys can have fun watching her bite, chew and swallow that thing, which, when properly served, is warm with butter oozing out of it.

            Now I’m hungry.

            • 5th/77thFA says:

              Let’s see, if it’s filled with garlic infused, sauteed in butter oozing shrimp and crab, would that make it a Canuk po-boy?

      • Speaking of languages, I can whistle Yankee Doodle Dandy in 32 different dialects.

        • HMC Ret says:

          Speaking of garlic, The Russian and I were in Sam’s yesterday, looking for new coffee varieties (none) and 15 pound bags of huge white potatoes for $6.98, among other things. Sam’s was giving out freebies on nearly every aisle. We got a small grilled cheese sandwich and instead of the bread coated in the usual butter, it was coated in garlic butter. Folks, it may have been the closest to Heaven we could have been while remaining on Earth. Problem is a one pound tub of the garlic butter was $8.98, waaaaay too much for something I can make in my own kitchen for a fraction of the price. Really great.

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    I don’t get the honor vest. Is it some sort of Native Canadian theme?

  5. Sapper3307 says:

    Is that Elizbeth Warrens lil brother from the rez/casino?

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    If only he didn’t try so hard to be such an incredible moron….

    • Mason says:

      I don’t think he has to try, it appears to be a natural gift.

      • HMC Ret says:

        I’m thinking maybe the getup is the Canadian version of a leather biker vest. He does have some medals and other trinkets, but I don’t see the obligatory POW/MIA Patch and there isn’t a dog to be seen and no chopper, either. So, I’m calling bullshit. If he had tried only a little harder, he maybe could have pulled it off, but he put too little effort into his poser act. Too bad. Better men and women than him have tried and failed. Maybe he stole the regalia from the Indian who took him captive. Worth a thought.

  7. Grunt says:


  8. rgr769 says:

    Yay, another Canuck POSer, but stealing Injun in addition to obscure POW fakery.

  9. AnotherPat says:

    Isn’t this him in this interview?

  10. SgtM says:

    Dances with squirrels.

  11. 5th/77thFA says:

    So it appears that MC Daniel Lafontaine, formerly of the Canadian Forces, did lie and embellish his military service for reasons known only to himself. By this action, he became a lying embellisher that stands in the blood of warriors who gave their all in the name of freedom. Google Hit for you Cup Cake. May the spirits of all brave honorable Canadian Soldiers haunt you into eternity. Piece of Shit!

  12. Where’s Sgt. Preston and Yukon King.

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    HEY Daniel Donald Lafontaine, TAKE OFF, HOSER!!!

  14. Canajun’…eh ?

    What’s the Quebecois term for ” mega bling bling ”
    Lived in Montreal for a year..what a fantastic city!

    CAPT Bones USN (ret)