Doxxing Boy denied bail

| October 9, 2018 | 47 Comments

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Fox News reports a former House Democratic staffer accused of posting personal information about a Republican senator online was ordered held without bail Tuesday ahead of his pending trial.

In denying Cosko bail, U.S. Magistrate Judge Deborah Robinson said prosecutors had shown that no conditions could ensure the community’s safety if the suspect was released.

27-year-old Jackson Cosko has been charged with several federal and local crimes in the District of Columbia, including making public restricted personal information; threatening a witness; unlawfully accessing a government computer and burglary of a senatorial office. He pleaded not guilty in court Tuesday.

Well this isn’t looking good at all for Doxxing Boy. Self-inflicted wounds hurt the most. Maybe he can cop a plea with the DA?

Naw, the lad has nothing worth swapping for a lighter sentence. Sucks to be him.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!

    Fuck. YOU.

    More of “them” leftards need to get arrested.

    Good start.

    ONE!!!!!!!

  2. Hack Stone says:

    His cellmates are really going to enjoy those Cosko samples.

  3. Hack Stone says:

    This no bail decision is really going to throw off the “Get Out Of Jail Picnic” that Democrat Party was planning for him at midnight tonight at the Fort Marcy Park.

    • Mason says:

      He can still commit suicide by beating himself to death in the shower. There’s a lot of overlap between the Democrats and convicted criminals, so finding some “friends” on the inside shouldn’t be too hard.

  4. 2banana says:

    What a pajama boy.

    Hope he has some dirt on his democrat overlords to trade for some leniency in sentencing…

    Popcorn time!

  5. Mason says:

    Do they serve soy milk in jail?

    I’m guessing it was the witness tampering that got him held for a decidedly white collar crime.

  6. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    This new Sheriff doesn’t play games, I hope this is a preview of things to come, and in the meantime he can play “PICK UP THE SOAP!”’with Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny Tyrone” in the shower before they share him with the rest of the cell block! 😀😆😈😈😈

  7. OWB says:

    Yep. There are consequences for uncivilized behavior especially when said behavior is also criminal.

    Very satisfying. Good to see. Criminal acts should always be appropriately recognized.

  8. The Stranger says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA
    *Cough* *Cough*
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA
    *Cough* *Cough* *Gasp*
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. The Stranger says:

    Yep…that’ll learn him!

  10. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    And he will have lots of time to remember that

    He failed.

  11. 26Limabeans says:

    Be nice if he ends up at Ft. Devens for the winter. He can play hide the sausage with Wiener who gets out in May. Or Wiener can do the Clinton’s a favor by shanking Dox Boy.

  12. The Stranger says:

    Is it wrong to point out that he has an eminently punchable face?😢🥊

  13. HMC Ret says:

    Suck one, pussy. Oh, that’s right, that’s what you’ve been doing for the past week or so. Well, get used to it. I got a feeling there is going to be a lot of dick sucking before you get out. You thought being a dipshitcrat made you immune from prosecution. I’m thinking you are waiting for wide load to pull some strings to get you out. Or maybe one of the other democrum whores will come to your aid. I’m thinking not so much. Hell, they couldn’t even get you out prior to the trial. Too bad, dipshit.

  14. Combat Historian says:

    Little ass punk is probably whimpering in his cell right now as Leroy and Miguel leer at him from across the room…

  15. Ex-PH2 says:

    You guys are so mean!

    You should not want him dead. Not at all. Quality time behind bars learning to get along with antisocial sorts of all social levels will be good for him. If anything, his ability to stay alive for any length of time revolves around staying in a safe environment, such as a federal prison, not in being turfed out on the street because somehow, the complaint against him was vacated.

    Even those up close and personal inspections for lice and other itchy friends will do him some good.

    No, he has a good future in jail. Even I can see that. He might learn the various quality aspects of fear… because you see, when he gets out of the federal jail where he will reside for a while, there will likely be people lurking out there, beyond the perimeter, waiting for him… in the dark…

  16. Graybeard says:

    Whatcha wanna bet his ex-employer encouraged him to doxx folks, and he thought she’d cover for him.

    Unfortunately for him, his tan isn’t quite dark enough for her to care.

  17. Forest Green says:

    Can someone doxx his address, I want to send him a card.

  18. NHSparky says:

    He went beyond stupid, blew past potato, and straight into plaid.

    Assuming you get out before retirement age, son, start brushing up on your fryolator skills. Specifically, get proficient at bobbing for fries.

  19. Milo Mindbender says:

    I heard he is being moved from tight end to wide receiver next week.
    After Manluv Humpday see if he is open for a deal, might be kinda interesting to do a complete electronic and financial autopsy of this one. Follow the money, and it could be quite enlightening.

  20. DaveP says:

    Little dude is gonna find out exactly how loyal his paymasters are to his kind.

  21. LD jeffries says:

    Hahahaaaaaa!!!

  22. RCAF-CHAIRBORNE says:

    He got purdy lips 👄=🍆+🍌

  23. Berliner says:

    Saw this elsewhere: “Even an offer of having him turned over to his parents, with orders to stay away from electronic devices and wear an ankle bracelet, weren’t enough to sway Judge Robinson.”

    Hope he enjoys being a “wide receiver”.

  24. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    With that exceedingly long neck of his, he most probably will be able to see exactly what is going on behind him in jail.

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