Bill and Hill’s Excellent Autumn Tour

| October 9, 2018

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Bill and Hillary Clinton announce US/Canadian event series tour

On Monday, Bill and Hillary Clinton made an announcement. They are going on tour across 13 U.S. cities to close out 2018 and extend it through 2019.

The tours will consist of conversation-like series titled, “An Evening with President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton,” NBC News reported.

Ticket sales begin Friday morning at 10 a.m. Ticket prices are expected to be around $700 for the best seats and as low as $70 for cheaper seats.

The tours will be conducted by Live Nation, the same company that promoted Michelle Obama’s new memoir, “Becoming.” Live Nation also launched tours for several music legends.

What on earth could these two grifters say that hasn’t been said over and over since the 1990s?

I spoke too soon.

According to Live Nation, the Clintons’ shows will include “stories and inspiring anecdotes that shaped their historic careers in public service, while also discussing issues of the day and looking toward the future.”

Somehow I doubt Cigar Bill and the Bitch From Benghazi will make an appearance.

Live Nation said, “Attendees will have the opportunity to hear one-of-a-kind conversations with the two leaders as they tell their stories from some of the most impactful moments in modern history. From the American presidency to the halls of the Senate and State Department, to one of the United States’ most controversial and unpredictable presidential elections, they provide a unique perspective on the past, and remarkable insight into where we go from here.”

Well, there’s always this:

Hillary Clinton: ‘Civility Can Start Again’ if Democrats Win House and/or Senate

No, really.

Breitbart Link

The entire, well, you know. Here at American Military News

Barkeep, a large bourbon please. Make that two.

Category: Liberals suck, YGBSM!!

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  1. Roh-Dog says:

    Local AM call in is giving away tickets.
    Imma gonna try to win some.
    I’ll make a tee that says ‘LOCK HER UP’
    And be chanting the same.

  2. Combat Historian says:

    With no influence left to peddle, these filthy rats can only peddle themselves…

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    “Barkeep, a large bourbon please. Make that two.”

    Bourbon and ginger ale, please, Charlie, and keep it coming.

    Are they doing this because they’re both bored? Or desperate for attention? Or just greedy? Or – well, make a list, eh?

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      They’re narcissistic to the point where they can’t stand not being in the center of everyone’s spotlight and refuse to accept the fact that they’re has-beens. “Clinton Fatigue” is running rampant and anymore I’m just curious to see what other stunts they’ll pull to make themselves feel relevant!

    • Roger in Republic says:

      “Check that, bartender. Just leave the bottle.”

  4. SEAL TWO says:

    I would ask “Have they no shame? Have they no dignity?”, but those questions have long been answered.

  5. Graybeard says:

    I really hope their turnout crowd is just barely large enough to fill a Starbuck’s booth. Or maybe the corner of some dive off of a dark alley.

  6. OWB says:

    This is just sooooo special. Kinda makes ya feel all giggly and twitterpated, doesn’t it?

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Ummm… as long as they stay in their corner of the room and don’t breathe in my general direction or yours, we should not be impacted too severely.

  7. HMC Ret says:

    I don’t give two shits what these assholes do as long as they do it away from me. They are prostitutes and pathological liars. Both should be in prison but that ain’t gonna happen.

  8. NHSparky says:

    13 cities, none of which are in red states, with the possible exception of Austin.

    Seriously, you two. How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

  9. MCPO USN says:

    Well, if there is any justice in the world, all the women that Bill assaulted will come out of the woodwork and raise hell at these “shows”, since there is no limit on “discovering” your memory. Maybe Chris Paronto will make an appearance and remind Shrillary about her past transgressions, since Vince Foster will not be able to make it……

  10. Ken.T. says:

    What else can a pair of losers ad to the fact that they are losers? Bill the Dill and Hillary the pill popper. What more is there to say??

  11. LC says:

    I wouldn’t pay $0.03 to hear them talk, but I’m not against it if they’re talking about their experiences. I’m no fan of Rick Santorum, but heard him talk out of the public eye once and, unsurprisingly, he was a lot more nuanced and interesting than you get in 15-second sound bytes on the news.

    That said, if this is a precursor to a 2020 run by Hillary, I’m not sure if I’ll laugh at the idiocy of it all, or cry for the state of our country.

    • OldManchu says:

      But you would vote for her no?

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      The state of our country is that some people are willing to assume that a woman’s bald allegation lodged against a Federal appellate-court judge of wrongdoing 36 years ago is presumptively correct; that the allegation of wrongdoing should be fully investigated by a Federal agency w/o jurisdiction to investigate a possible state crime; that the victim of the alleged wrongdoing declined to lodge a criminal complaint, to date, with the appropriate state law enforcement agency; that the witnesses she claimed had knowledge of the alleged wrongdoing denied that they did have such knowledge; that the victim of the alleged wrongdoing declined to sign a release for certain records she claimed existed; that the victim of the alleged wrongdoing claimed not to recall, with any semblance of credible specificity, where the alleged wrongdoing occurred or how she got to or from that place; that, despite anything other than the self-proclaimed victim’s say-so, the good character and integrity of the alleged wrongdoer should be dismissed as an irrelevant consideration and he and his family subjected to vile attacks and ridicule.

      There are many reasons to cry for one’s country. Try a mirror.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      There are people out there that would do anything to see Cankles McPantsuit as POTUS, including paying $700 to hear them talk about their life experiences and whatnot.

      They are both liars and would sell their souls for another trip down Pennsylvania Avenue.

  12. OldManchu says:

    Sneak peek of the tour agenda:

    “I did not habe sex with that woman.”

    “White men tell their wives how to vote.”

    There are actually tickets I would pay for when it comes to the Clintons. Tickets to peacefully attend their funeral.

  13. 5JC says:

    Sadly they will not be speaking within 600 miles of me. The tour seems to be strangely avoiding the South.

    • Twist says:

      Much like their media appearances, they will only go where they have a friendly audience and will only have to answer softball questions.

  14. Hack Stone says:

    Will Bill be providing instructions to the roadies on how to spot the women who should be given backstage access? They will make a ton of money, especially with the stained blue dresses being sold in the lobby.

  15. Hack Stone says:

    It’s going to be tough to fit “The What Difference Does It Make If Bill Had Sex With That Woman 2018 Tour” onto a commemorative t-shirt.

  16. JTB says:

    They better dress her in Bubble Wrap….

  17. 26Limabeans says:

    I would love to attend.
    Sit quietly and listen while developing a slight coughlike “ahem, achem, akhem, akore, awhore, ackwhore, ah fuckinwhore…”

    Just like high school study hall in the auditorium.

    Finger down the throat with a full stomach.
    Spastic fit on the floor.
    So many possibilities……

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      “ahem, achem, akhem, akore, awhore, ackwhore, ah fuckinwhore…”

      You’re killin’ me. My wife wants to know what’s so funny. I didn’t say. It’s one of those male juvenile things that she just wouldn’t appreciate.

    • AW1Ed says:

      “Cream Soup” scene from “The Great Santini.” My Ordie and IFT would tag-team that when we had Middies on board for their Summer Cruise. Worked best down low for MAD runs or a MINE-EX. Hot, bumpy, a haze of cordite smoke in the air from the sonobuoy launchers…good times!

  18. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Her quote on not being civil should be well learned by the opposition. These constant calls by that party for harassment of officials wherever they eat, live, and work should be taken for exactly what they are, ROEs for their political allies.

    The opposition needs to harass them out of restaurants as well, perhaps Ms. Kamala Harris and the much aggrieved cupcake Cory Booker should experience being harassed right out of a family dinner on a Saturday night.

    If your opponents refuse to be civil you can either sit back and let them set the narrative or you can respond in kind and keep the dialogue on an equal footing.

  19. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I just called Fast Freddie to get the latest odds on the event. Here you go:

    The over/under is 5 on the number of trips/falls Wide Load takes;

    It’s 6-5 that aggregate ticket sales in Canada, where the two will appear in three different venues, will outnumber US sales;

    It’s 1-9 that lot tickets bought by G. Soros will be distributed free to ensure full houses in the small US venues; and

    The over/under on the number of times the two kiss each show is two.

  20. MSG Eric says:

    “An Evening with President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton,”

    Because “the first loser and her charismatic sexual predator” wouldn’t fit as well on a tshirt?

  21. Mason says:

    There it is! Their “careers in public service”! My ass. If ever there has been a poster child for the problems of personal enrichment on the backs of taxpayers, the Clintons are it.

    Never had a real job. Been a taxpayer-funded “public servant” their entire adult lives.

  22. Berliner says:

    Are Hill and Bill “shaking the tin cup” because “charity donations” to the Clinton Foundation dried up when she lost her ascendency to the throne?

    Depends for two can’t be that expensive.

  23. Deckie says:

    How silly of me, that I expected her to blow away and fade like a fart in a hurricane after the elections in 2016. For awhile she was quiet, but her growing presence on TV has been making me sick to my stomach again.

    Really hope she isn’t gonna come back for a shot at 2020… by then she will be almost 75 years old. Pack it in lady, move on. Run out the clock in obscurity… and take Pelosi, Feinstein and Waters with you.

    • OWB says:

      Aw, come on – she should run again, and keep on doing it! Watching her get beat up again, preferably in a primary, would be too much fun.

    • Mason says:

      She’s not even 75?! Yikes, she walks and coughs like she’s closer to 90.

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        She does not walk. She waddles and has a history of just falling over.

        • 26Limabeans says:

          There is saunter, sashay, amble, promenade, sally, stroll, jaunt, range, ramble, traverse and sidle.
          None of that applies to her.
          “Waddle” it is.

  24. Bill M says:

    She’s planning on running again. This is the kickoff tour.

    • Deckie says:

      I almost think the Democrats would be absolutely full-retard to allow her to run again, knowing what that did to them in 2016…

      Then again… this IS the Democrats….

      Belay my last.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I hope she does run again… and gets walloped even worse than the first time.

  25. NDHoosier says:

    More like “Bill and Hill’s Bogus Journey”

    • Deckie says:

      On an off-topic note… because of that movie I still have a bad habit of referring to Socrates as “So-Crates.”

      Ho hum.