Believe in something.

| October 17, 2018 | 93 Comments

I wanted to give a short update on things in general.

It has taken many of us to fill the void.  Most of what we needed to do behind the scenes has been taken care of.  TSO will finish the legal stuff here shortly.  I realize that there have not been a lot of posers posted lately, that is on purpose and my fault.  I apologize for the lapse but there are reasons for it.   We will be back to exposing these fake and embellishing frauds very soon.  Believe me, it’s not like there is a sudden shortage of them.

I make more than my share of mistakes.  I realize things are not running as smoothly as they were when Jonn was alive…but we are getting there.  I post what seems to serve the mission Jonn set for this blog.  Yes, some articles are probably a bit of old news to some of you and other articles may be on the edge of acceptable to some others.

It’s all I can do some days to stop a certain woman with a gravy ladle from turning the site background pink and posting pictures of kitty cats chasing rainbows.   This is going to hurt a little…she has done a remarkable job of keeping up with things behind the scenes.  Thank you, Gravy Lady.  You are the best EX I could ever hope for.

So many others have stepped up as well.  Your submissions have been very, very, very helpful.  AW1Ed  is exactly the kind of person you want around when the shit hits the fan.  He is thoughtful, well organized and the epidemy of what a team player should be.  A huge ATTABOY goes out to Ed.

I have been trying to get a certain Lawyer to do her job for a change.  I don’t think she likes me much.  I tried to introduce myself to her.  Caragh Fay pretends she is the authority on all things Beirut from time to time.  Seems to me Caragh Fay likes to do it when there is something in it for her.   Maybe she is just sweet on me…hard to tell at this point.

The Soviet may be correct about me when I try to multitask.  She claims I can talk to people and piss them off all at the same time.  I just get a little pissy when a lawyer who has made millions off of the blood of my dead brothers seems to think its ok to ignore the needs of so many others.  How can someone know I am an Asshole without knowing me?  Is it really that obvious?

In response to a recent comment,  yes I do get embarrassed sometimes…but its not over anything to do with this blog.  I try to read all of the comments, you people have issues too.  Never met a better group of deplorable trouble causers in my life.

Forgive us if the content sucks or just gets thin from time to time.  Most of us do have another life.  Best regards to all, and most of all… THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN SOMETHING.

 

The Village Idiot

 

 

Category: I hate hippies, Liberals suck, Marine Corps, Media, Pointless blather, Satire, Shitbags, Who knows, WTF?

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  1. sj says:

    Outstanding report. It is always hard to take over a unit that has been performing great…you can only keep it there or fail. You folks have done a great job of keeping things going. I was concerned that posers seem to be fading away but you splained that superbly.

  2. Animal says:

    Appreciate what you and everyone who is working to keep TAH up and running are doing. It’s a thankless job probably, but I bet you’ve had one of those before at some point.

  3. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “[Y]ou people have issues too.” My issues have issues. The last time I had to take a psych exam for a particular position, I was asked whether I ever daydreamed of hurting others. I recall asking, in response, does wiping every sorry bastard from the planet count? I laughed to let the questioner think I was kidding. It worked. I got the position. Idiots.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Have you ever plucked the wings off of a fly and watched it hop around as it tried to take off?

      Have you ever stuck a feather in a cat’s ear while it was sleeping?

      Have you ever fed a dog a big glop of peanut butter and laughed while it struggled with it on the back of its throat?

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        Does sitting on a curb with a string tied to a frog’s rear leg and letting it hop into a busy road in order to yank it back just as its about to be flattened by a Firestone count?

      • Nucsnipe says:

        Have you ever mummified the Berthing Petty Officer in duct tape along with a sign saying “Gear adrift this Mother*****r”?

      • ChipNASA says:

        I’ve never done the feather thing with a cat, but, I am a miserable son of a bitch, because I’ve abused my cat by doing this and sitting there laughing my fucking ass off.

        I’ve loved all my kitties but they are assholes and they know it.

        Please try to ignore the robotic voice narrating the film….

        Oh and Dave and TSO and EX-PH2 and AW1Ed and everyone that has stepped up and stepped into Jonn’s shoes to keep TAH going, I can’t thank all of you enough. TAH helps me keep my sanity knowing that there are others out there that are sick, twisted and disgusting, just like me.

        • Wilted Willy says:

          I whole heartedly agree with all that has been said about Dave, TSO, EX and AW and everyone else that has tried to help you do a thankless job! Please all keep up the good work and keep us deplorables entertained! This site is the only thing that keeps me sane and keeps me from grabbing a flight to New Mexico and blowing my pos brothers brains out! In his case I would only need a 22 short to accomplish the mission. I truly love all of you and let me know if there is anything I could do to help you out? I am the village idiot, but I can do simple tasks??
          Really, I love you all and thank you for all the support!!!
          Love you all,
          Willy

    • Dave Hardin says:

      Hey, the VA says I am PTSD positive. Lawyers trigger me.

      The Soviet thinks you are cute…so you have that going for ya.

    • GDContractor says:

      Genuine laugh out loud at that one. Are you looking for an assistant?

    • Fyrfighter says:

      I don’t have issues, I have a freaking subscription!
      That being said, you and everyone else have done a great job Dave, I figure that anyone who might complain about it can either step up or shut up…
      But like the comments above, you all have been doing a hell of a job under terrible circumstances.

    • timactual says:

      Thanks for the tip.
      Not that I need it.
      Really.

  4. MSG Eric says:

    Thanks for doing what you do, keep on being excellent here. I’m glad you all were able to continue this effort because it is a noble one.

  5. Keepin' It Real says:

    I haven’t been tested but I think I’m at least 1/1024th a$$hole.

  6. Club Manager, USA ret. says:

    Nothing wrong with kitty cats chasing a rainbow. You can never have enough cats. Don’t take my word for it, ask any of our grand daughters.

  7. Skyjumper says:

    Hell Dave, with the Soviet on one side of you and EX on the other side, (both pointing you in the proper direction) how can you go wrong? (grin)

    I pity any future new posers/frauds that will eventually be posted here. The Deplorable & Despicable Dickweeds here at TAH have been sharpening their fangs in anticipation of ripping them a new one.

    To quote MR. T: “I pity the fool!”

    Keep up the good work, Dave, TSO, EX, AW1Ed, Poe, Hondo and the many others.

  8. AW1Ed says:

    We all owe Dave and Mark a huge thanks for picking up the reins after, well, just after. Without them this whole place would have collapsed into dust and been blown away. They have been the backbone of TAH.
    Also thanks goes out to all you TAH dickweeds out there, pulling for the site and keeping the faith. Without an audience this place would be like one hand clapping, and not last long.
    Learned a couple lessons over time- when complimented, say “thanks” and shut up, and it’s near impossible to make everyone happy, but stupid easy to piss everyone off.
    So, thanks, Dave.
    AW1Ed out.

  9. Clem Kadiddlehopper says:

    Caragh Fay is a potty mouth.

    If Caragh Fay talks to you this way, she probably talks this way to others as well.

    Caragh Fay wouldn’t know what an asshole was if it came up and kissed her on the lips.

    Caragh Fay needs to have her mouth washed out with soap.

    Caragh Fay has a limited vocabulary if she can’t articulate herself better than that.

    Caragh Fay should not be an attorney if she treats people like this.

    • Dave Hardin says:

      Caragh Fay DOES NOT represent most Beirut Veterans…fact is most veterans have no idea who she is.

      In my humble opinion, Caragh Fay has spent most of her professional life feeding off of the sacrifice Beirut veterans made.

      You would think she could display a bit of humility and STFU about things she knows nothing about.

      I believe she is either lazy or is deliberately keeping nearly 300 vicitms of Iranian sponsored terrorism from being represented.

      I see her as either stupid and lazy or evil. she can pick.

  10. Combat Historian says:

    Thanks, Dave…

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    If it weren’t for Dave Hardin, there would be no gravy or Dave Hardin.

    I promise:
    – never to mess with the background color unless I think Dave Hardin is off somewhere in another country.
    – never to cease doing whatever I can to embarrass hoitytoity people who probably pick their noses when they think no one is looking
    – never to stop making gravy or being saucy
    – some day, I’ll get a gun… and I’ll make it pink, with kittens on it… and rhinestones.

    I always stand corrected.

    As God is my witness, I truly thought turkeys could fly.

  12. OWB says:

    In spite of it all, like a normally dysfunctional family, we are all still here. For the few that wandered off, maybe they were just looking for a excuse to leave. Some of those will be back eventually. Transition is tough.

    Much gratitude to everyone who has contributed to keeping this ragtag bunch sort of organized. Most of us only have being here among the gaggle to offer but even that is valuable.

    So, thanks to all.

  13. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    TAH is the cone in an ice cream cone. More often than not, the cone is stuffed with a flavor all of us like and, sometimes, it isn’t. I’m a vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry guy myself and, occasionally, I’ll try something else. When I do and I don’t like it, I spit it out all over the place. That’s what I do.

  14. Sparks says:

    Thank you, Dave. Thank you Ex-PH2 and AW1Ed as well. Y’all have done a great job and I have no complaints or issues. Just do what you can and live your lives first. This is a shakedown cruise as the wetter service puts it and it’s going to take time for things to settle in. So all of you take a well-deserved bow and know I stand with you.

    • Same goes for me for a thank you to Dave,EX-PH2 and AW1Ed. In my short time on this site, I see 99.8% of the commenters have the same views as I do, mine being a little serious but my puns and yolks outweigh my seriousness on some of the stuff. As Iv’e mentioned in past comments, I am not computer savvy for doing any contributions. I can just about copy and paste which is limited.

  15. OC says:

    Dave and crew, moocho thanks for keeping the joint open.

    How are ya fixed for funds?

    • Dave Hardin says:

      Covered up with money, we got so much money coming in I got nowhere to stuff it.

      Bills are all paid at the moment. Only had two lawyers threatening us this month. Our lawyers are starting to slack off.

      I caught one of them in a Hot Dog outfit play golf recently…I shit you not. He thinks I am an asshole too…but in a kind loving give ya a reach around kinda way.

      We could use some jack in the bank … it takes a lot more than most realize to keep things going. (please support the Sobiets Viagra fund)

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Just send jars of gravy to Dave Hardin.

  16. jim says:

    You are doing a fine job John still there because he push you to keep going

  17. 26Limabeans says:

    “Most of us do have another life”

    Yeah but it’s not nearly the fun this place is.

  18. SFC D says:

    It takes a village to raise an idiot. And we, the despicable, deplorable denizens of TAH, are that village. We’re pretty proud of our idiot and those that keep this place running. Thanks to everyone who works to keep our little den of iniquity happily humming along.

    Now then. Where in the hell is Yef, this floor looks like ass!

  19. Crucible says:

    “How the fuck would I ask others to check on an asshole I don’t know?

    Fuck you.”

    LOL

  20. 3/10/ MED/b says:

    Thanks to all of you keeping me laughing. We have a bond no one can touch.

    • ChipNASA says:

      “We have a bond no one can touch…”

      Ain’t that the truth….whips, chains, leather and duct tape and all that….

      OOPS….Ex-PH2, maybe I’ve said too much.

      😀 😉

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        ChipNASA,I’m beginning to think that you want to experience life fully, untrammeled and unrestrained. I think you should do that. The world is not enough for you.

        If you like, we could dress up as Space Fleet Marines and attend a SciFi convention, and try to recruit people (as long as they pay us) to join the Space Fleet Marines or the Brute Force Ramjets. So many possibilities….

  21. ex-OS2 says:

    Dave, thank you for continuing to serve Jonn’s mission and your dedication to TAH. I appreciate the opportunity to contribute on occasion.

    Please stop bashing on kitty cats and rainbows.

    Cocksucker.

  22. ChipNASA says:

    OK and going forward, I’d hope that the powers that be here at TAH will continue to allow me to post this when requested and voted upon by the membership.

    For those of you that have seen this, here is the latest.
    For those of you that maybe have not or haven’t seen this in a while, because the dynamic here has changed of late, but I am confident when we get back up to speed, we’ll be dropping this like a red hot GBU-43B (aka MOAB) (As always, any additions are always welcome.)

    I present to you…..

    The Continent of Insults®™
    (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
    FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
    TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
    THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
    DANGER CLOSE!!!!
    MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
    TAKE COVER!!!!!
    …. , vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper,
    In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, wait of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON?? Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots,
    I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number,

    • ChipNASA says:

      if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello,
      I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P. ) , TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian and of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener
      should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
      If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
      We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
      OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
      /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
      The Continent of Insults®™
      https://imgur.com/nGqi3aR

      FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
      Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
      Here endeth the lesson.

    • NDHoosier says:

      I request the following words and phrases be included in the Continent of Insults:

      twatwaffle
      fucksickle
      lutefisk-sucking
      dumber than a mud fence
      guilty of premeditated retardation
      less honest than CNN

  23. HMC Ret says:

    I’m not the least concerned with temporary changes during this transition period. Jonn left shoes that none could fill. It will get better with time. Thinking I’m speaking for most when I say I appreciate the continuation of TAH. I appreciate the efforts of all. Posers are in line, waiting to be exposed.

  24. Haywire Angel says:

    Thank you for keeping the site going! I especially love Thursdays with all the recipe’s. Keep up the great work!!!

  25. HMC Ret says:

    NAVY HISTORY!
    FRIENDLY FIRE INCIDENT!
    Some of you may remember this incident! I was on the USNS Passumpsic T-AO-107 in the IO when this happen and remember picking up message traffic in Radio when I heard about it. Seems like yesterday. 🙁
    On 22 September 1987, an F-14 Tomcat, of VF-74 out of NAS Oceana, Virginia Beach, Virginia, operating from the USS Saratoga, accidentally shot down a US Air Force RF-4C-22 Phantom II jet, of the 26th Tactical Reconnaissance Wing,
    The Air Force jet was out of Zweibrücken Air Base, West Germany.
    The jet was shot down at 1550 over the Mediterranean during a NATO exercise.
    Both RF-4C crew ejected, pilot Capt Michael Ross and 1st Lt Randy Sprouse both of the 38th TRS, were rescued by a helicopter from the USS Saratoga within 30 minutes, suffering numerous injuries.
    They were met on the flight deck by the AdmirAL Boorda who at the time was the Carriers Commander on the USS Saratoga.
    When 1Lt. Sprouse saw the Admiral he remarked…… “I thought we were supposed to be on the same side?” to which the Admiral Boorda replied…..”We’re sorry about this, but most of the time we are.”
    Lt(jg). Dorsey, the pilot of the F-14 who shot down the Air Force jet was taking part in a non-fire flight exercise.
    He was given a command to simulate a missile firing but took it literally, armed his Sidewinder missile without telling his back-seat radar intercept officer, and shot down the Air Force plane.
    Lt(jg) Timothy Dorsey, was duly disciplined and permanently removed from flying status.However, he continued to rise through the ranks and was a Captain when in February 2012 Defense Secretary Leon Panetta recommended Captain Dorsey’s promotion to Rear Admiral.
    Capt. Dorsey’s father, James Dorsey, was at the time of the incident Commanding Officer of the carrier USS America and an aviator.
    A year later, James Dorsey became assistant deputy Chief of Naval Operations at the Pentagon and eventually retired as a three-star Vice Admiral.
    SOME NOTABLE OFFICER’S THAT SERVED ON THE USS SARATOGA:
    – Admiral Jeremy Michael Boorda, ship was his flagship in 1987; 25th Chief of Naval Operations
    – Captain Scott Speicher, Naval Aviator. MIA during Operation Desert Shield/Storm.
    RADM Jack M. James, Commanding Officer, 2 October 1964 – 2 September 1965.
    – VADM Joseph Scott Mobley, COMNAVAIRLANT, the US military’s last Vietnam prisoner of war Shot Down: 24 June 1968 and released on 14 March 1973. Retired from active duty on 12 April 2001. CO of USS Saratoga during Operation Desert Shield/Desert Storm.

    • AW1Ed says:

      The very first thing the Helo Rescue Swimmer did after getting both of the Air Force crew into the helo and rendering aid as needed, was to ‘count coup’ by relieving them both of their name tags Velcro’ed on their flight suits. These name tags were then sewn onto the sleeve of the Swimmer’s flight jacket, a place of honor. Not every swimmer gets a rescue, and a two-fer is indeed worthy of note.

    • Hondo says:

      On 22 September 1987, an F-14 Tomcat, of VF-74 out of NAS Oceana, Virginia Beach, Virginia, operating from the USS Saratoga, accidentally shot down a US Air Force RF-4C-22 Phantom II jet . . . .

      Gotta raise the BS flag on the use of the term “accidentally” there, HMC Ret.

      The downing was not accidental. Dorsey intentionally shot down that USAF aircraft. He admitted as much during the post-incident investigation. His justification, as you stated above, was that he “was just following orders” – e.g., following the standing ROE. He never accepted responsibility for the incident.

      Dorsey IMO should have been court-martialed. IMO only the fact that his dad was an Admiral saved him from that.

      In a rare instance of Congress doing the right thing, 25+ years later a Senate committee refused to recommend Dorsey’s later appointment to RADM. To my knowledge, he retired as a CAPT – and IMO that was far more than he deserved.

      https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=33751

  26. SGT Fon says:

    Dave, if it makes you feel any better, i had a guy yesterday call me a dick, while waiting in line at the atm yesterday. i needed cash to get a pizza and this guy was on the phone and not moving from the drive up window so i puled up in the empty lane, got out of my truck and proceed to get my cash. as i am walking back to my truck this fat slob of a guy says to me i tried to wave you through but you weren’t looking at me ya’ dick at which point i did a proper Right oblique ball of heel pivot and told the fat man to call me a dick again to my face, his first comment was “Are you gonna hit me?” i told him if he called me a dick a gain he would sure find out. after he peed his pants a little i thought about it a lil and realized that if i didn’t pick up the pizza i had ordered that they would never let me buy again at the green hiss cafe so i told him to loose some weight and to stop being such a pussy and went back to my truck and the best damn pizza you will have outside of NYC.

    I guess Dave the lesson i am trying to impart to you here is just this; When people are assholes because they just can’t help it, eat some pizza and forget about it knowing that their lives are miserable and you have a pie with home made sausage, back=on and mushrooms all to be washed down with the beverage of your choice…. I do not often offer my sage advice to people, but for you i will be today

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Walking into an ER at a hospital to check on a loved one a few weeks ago, a van taxi beeped three times as he looked for his ride from behind the wheel. The passenger window was open and I turned, looked at the phat phuk and said, “Lay off the horn phat phuk. This is a hospital.” He gave me the finger BUT he did no beep again and pulled off immediately thereafter, w/o a fare. The lesson is…there is no lesson..just a story.

    • Pete says:

      Awww, yeah. Pizza…and I want it NOW!

    • Dave Hardin says:

      I can only wonder if Caragh Fay says Fuck you to everybody or am I special?

      People say things like that to me all the time but they are usually guilty of something. Makes me wonder if she is lazy or just stupid…or both.

      I can use all the advice I can get. S/F

  27. The Other Whitey says:

    You da man, Dave Hardin.

  28. Graybeard says:

    Dave, you and the team have our respect, appreciation, and thanks.

  29. Parachutecutie says:

    I, too, add my deep gratitude to Dave, EX-PH2 and AW1Ed and others who continue to keep this site and Jonn’s memory alive. You work does not go unnoticed or unappreciated. As for that TSO guy, well…..

  30. RGR 4-78 says:

    Thanks to all of you who keep TAH afloat.

    Lizzie warren is a battle axe
    she gave old chucky 40 faps
    when she saw what she had done
    she gave old Bernie 41

  31. nbcman54ACTUAL says:

    Definitely a successful “Combined Arms/Combined Services” operation.

    Keep up the great work, Gang –

  32. Dinotanker says:

    Dave, you and crew ROCK! This site helps me keep my stuff in one sock when the folks in the state agency I work for send out things like “Diversity and Inclusion Surveys…”.

    The mission is being successfully conducted in the absence of the leader. Jonn left the organization (I almost squadron, that’s a CAVALRY squadron by the way) in good hands.

    So hey back to the above mentioned survey…anyone know what the hell a “micro-aggression” is?

    You are all great folks!

    Dinotanker

  33. 5th/77th FA says:

    Dave, do not piss of the Ex. She has a fry pan and is not afraid to use it. Plus the attack cats are not registered. You and the whole gang at TAH can never know how much you are all loved and appreciated by all of us deplorable dickweeds. We don’t have the vocabulary and spelling ability to express ourselves. Back in the day when I was just a lurking, going a day or two without dropping by was painful. Losing Jonn like we did was a big shock, and a wake up call to us all. I was drug, kicking and screaming, into the 21th Century, learning all this inner webbie stuff. Being without my TAH for the last coupla weeks was pure DT withdrawal cold turkey. Now that I haveth me a brand new H/P Cloud based Chrome Bookie thingie, it will take a little while to get caught back up. Y’all keep up the good work, subject matter be damned. We all like the menu fare here, including recipes and kitty cat stories. You and the other boys and girls did Jonn very proud by stepping into the breach, taking up the colors, and marching to the sound of the guns. We gottcha back jack, and rest assurance to the Soviet, anything happens to you, or She just gets sick and tired of waking up sick and tired; the line of volunteers that forms to comfort Her will stretch from here past eternity. We will fight till hell freezes over and then fight on the ice. For who y’all are, what y’all do, and what y’all mean to us. Our Thanks and Salute!

  34. Bill M says:

    Dave, you might (or might not) be an asshole, but dang it, you are our asshole. Keep up the good work. For EX, AW1Ed, Hondo, TSO, Poetrooper, and all the rest, many thanks also. I’m certain Jonn is smiling down on you and shaking his head at the rest of us dickweeds, just like always.

  35. Todd Bolden says:

    Respect By Another Name

    I don’t think much of this Caragh Fay lady, and I use the term ‘lady’ very loosely.

    I’ve seen this before with others, and from her short response to you, she fits into an established pattern.

    As an aside, I did not see the conversation in context, so Dave could have asked her to use ‘Asshole’ and ‘Fuck You’ in as few sentences as possible.

    Assuming that was not the case…

    This is commonly seen when people realize themselves that they do not command much respect. So, what they do is create what I call “Psuedo-Respect.” So, they fly off the handle, calling people names, and frequently throw things against the wall.

    It is kind of like signaling to everybody that “I’m crazy, irrational and prone to unpredictable behavior.” Oddly enough, it actually works because people give them a wide path. Unfortunately, it is a substitute narcotic for real respect. Not because they fear them, per se, but more in the sense that people just don’t want to deal with them and take the path of least resistance.

    The shame of this is that this type of personality never truly connects with what it is to earn and have TRUE respect. The kind of respect where people stop talking and want to listen to what you have to say.

  36. Inbred Redneck says:

    Sorry to be so late but just want to add my thinks to all you folks who keep TAH goin’.

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