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| November 4, 2018


SNL’s Pete Davidson Mocks GOP Candidate Dan Crenshaw, Who Lost His Eye in Afghanistan

I don’t usually post pop culture or social media, but this smarmy little pansy managed to irritate me, taking cheap shots at a much better man. Somehow I doubt this Pete Davidson (who?) person has the stones to mock former Navy SEAL Dan Crenshaw to his face.

Saturday Night Live host Pete Davidson mocked the appearance of former Navy SEAL Dan Crenshaw, who lost his eye fighting terrorists in Afghanistan, comparing the Republican candidate to a “hitman in a porno movie.”

“This guy is kind of cool — Dan Crenshaw,” Davidson began. “You may be surprised to hear he’s a Congressional candidate from Texas and not a hitman in a porno movie.

“I’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war, or whatever,” he added.

Crenshaw, a former lieutenant commander in the U.S. Navy, now running for office in Texas’s 2nd Congressional District, lost his eye in active service. According to a biography from his campaign website, Crenshaw was “hit by an IED blast during a mission in Helmand province, Afghanistan.”

The best way to shut these snowflakes up is to get out and vote. I would love to see a repeat of the 2016 Presidential Election Tuesday night.

The entire article is at Breitbart News if you can stomach it.


SNL and NBC have received lots of well deserved derision about Davidson’s crass comments about a wounded veteran. Dan Crenshaw is a class act, and has this to say:

“[I]t wasn’t even funny. Right? It was not original, it was not funny, it was just mean-spirited and that’s how I feel about it,” Crenshaw told TMZ.

“I want us to get away from this culture where we demand apologies everytime someone misspeaks,” Crenshaw said. “I think that would be very healthy for our nation to go in that direction.”

“We don’t need to be outwardly outraged. I don’t need to demand apologies from them. They can do whatever they want.” He acknowledged that Davidson and NBC are likely “feeling the heat from around the country right now”

“But I would like him and ‘Saturday Night Live’ to recognize something, which is that veterans across the country probably don’t feel as though their wounds they received in battle should be the subject of a bad punchline for a bad joke,” Crenshaw said.

Of course, representatives from both SNL and NBC are mute on the subject. However, the National Republican Congressional Committee tweeted Sunday morning that Davidson and NBC “should immediately apologize to Dan, and to the millions of veterans and military families who tune in every weekend — because they’re not laughing.”

Although I have no specific data, I could disagree with the “millions of veterans and military families who tune in,” part, but point taken.

For those who haven’t yet, get out Tuesday and VOTE!


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  1. The Al says:

    The only reason I know who this jackwagon is, is due to his ex-fiancee being a complete and utter see you netx Tuesday who bitches about America and licked donuts in a display case a few years ago

    • rgr769 says:

      His statement that, …I know he lost an eye in war, or whatever” says all we really need to know about this douche. Although, I have trouble believing this soy-boi had an actual female fiancé, but I do suspect his true love is a licker of something other than doughnuts.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        Pete Davidson probably enjoys some man-soy in his triple whip, lo fat, mocha espresso.

        When was the last time that SNL was funny?

        • 5JC says:

          I haven’t seen SNL in this decade, maybe not the last either. I have no clue who this guy is other than he is being a dick and gives me another reason not to watch the not funny SNL.

        • rgr769 says:

          I would say back when Chevy Chase was a regular, but even then only one in three of their skits was really funny. Now they are really killing it if one in ten is really funny.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      He’s a pothead… from wiki:


      Thought that he would have some sense of respect for people that go into harm’s way, like his father did.

      FUCK. HIM.

      • rgr769 says:

        Around the eyes, he looks like he spends a little time hitting “da pipe” in addition to his fave bong.

    • thebesig says:

      Originally posted by The AI:

      The only reason I know who this jackwagon is, is due to his ex-fiancee being a complete and utter see you netx Tuesday who bitches about America and licked donuts in a display case a few years ago


      Originally posted by rgr769:

      His statement that, …I know he lost an eye in war, or whatever” says all we really need to know about this douche. Although, I have trouble believing this soy-boi had an actual female fiancé, but I do suspect his true love is a licker of something other than doughnuts.

      Has a connection.

      Not only does this tell us what we need to know about him, it gives us hints as to why he has an “ex”.

      Originally posted by HMCS(FMF) ret:

      Pete Davidson probably enjoys some man-soy in his triple whip, lo fat, mocha espresso.

      You picked up on his being a soy boy to. :mrgreen:

  2. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    First, to hell with SNL, they stopped being funny when they became another DNC propaganda outlet decades ago after the mainstream snooze media did and here’s hoping we see a Red Tide instead of the “blue wave” the D-rats are sniveling about. Let’s not forget that the same snooze media saying there will be a D-rat takeover is the same one that guaranteed us Das Hildebeast was going to win.

  3. Steve1371 says:

    I have found nothing entertaining about SNL or anyone on that waste of air time show. I seldom watch any tv and sure as hell won’t waste my time getting my sensibilities insulted by that bunch of idiots.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    Those aren’t his real teeth, are they? Man, I’ve seen bad dentures before, but that is remarkably protruding!

    I think that Dan Crenshaw could probably pick this widget up by the back of his neck and shake the s – – t out of him, which would frighten him so much he’d wet himself.

    Say ‘Hi’ to Mr. Crenshaw for me if you see him. He looks a little bit like Russell Crowe, who can be quite a brawler, so I wouldn’t get too worried about his response to this doorstop with teeth.

  5. Skyjumper says:

    Pete Davidson, you IGNORANT SLUT!!

  6. I haven’t watched SNL (shitheads, nincompoops,losers) since the show which was called Not Ready For Prime Time Players which ran from 1975-1980 changed from the following cast. Dan Aykroyd
    John Belushi
    Chevy Chase
    George Coe (final episode: May 29, 1976)
    Jane Curtin
    Garrett Morris
    Laraine Newman
    Michael O’Donoghue
    Gilda Radner
    After they left, the show turned to shit. My opinion. Chase turned out to be a shithead later on when he got into politics like the rest of the hollyweird peeps.

    • AW1Ed says:

      You forgot Bill Murray, who reportedly once popped Chase right in the grill for being an asshole.

      • Sorry about that AW1. I forgot. Must have been the time change. With the time change, you could have said that Bill Murray “Clocked” Chase. Was out dancing at Oceans 1 last night and I turned my watch back one hour Julliet time. I usually do it a few hours before midnight because the date wheel starts turning an hour or so before midnight.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        How come my computer is two hours behind Eastern time and my cell phone clock readout hasn’t changed at all?

        I’m so confused.I wish they’d just dump this nonsense and let us go on about our business.

    • Devtun says:

      Eddie Murphy.

      • Tallywhagger says:


      • J.R. Johnson says:

        Yes but Eddie Murphy was the only thing funny those seasons. If He wasn’t in the scene it was one of those quite moments, when everyone was wondering when they would get to the funny part!

      • SidneyBroadshead says:

        There are plenty of mercenaries, hitmen and spies in soap operas, dramas, and procedurals. As a single guy who has watched a ton of porn flicks…I have NEVER seen a hitman character in any of them. In porn there are pool boys, pizza delivery boys, teachers, tutors, and hot cops…but no hitmen. Who needs to KILL someone else in a porno flick?

        It just looks like Saturday Night Live crowdsourced a bunch of pictures. A page or stringer found one of a guy without stereoscopic vision that made the writers laugh in a potheaded-asshole kind of way. Then they lazily filled in the details later.

        Pete Davidson on SNL is as funny as a prostate cancer diagnosis. It makes you wonder why the same god that took Phil Hartmann and Gilda Radner from us keeps Pete Davidson heroin-overdose and lethal car accident free. In the picture above Pete Davidson looks like the shotcaller in some Aryan Nation prison gang – albeit one that really let itself go once it started letting self-harming Emos and bulimic male prostitutes join.

        Pete Davidson is the Alex Rodriguez of comedy. By that I mean that Pete Davidson is a draft pick that just never lived up to the hype. I’m not implying that, just like Alex Rodriguez, Pete Davidson got progressively less talented and useful after dating an over-the-hill pop diva. That would imply Pete Davidson was talented before then.

  7. OWB says:

    Aw, come on. Garbage like that coming from creeps like that is just an admission of how inadequate they truly are as human beings. They might actually be funny if they weren’t so pitiful. If anything, those who pay attention to them are even more pitiful.

  8. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “I’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war, or whatever.” Or whatever? Phuker. And as for Crenshaw being the better man, you could have omitted the word “better” from that. What’s particularly troubling about this is that Davidson’s father was a NYC firefighter who lost his life at the WTC on 9-11. In 2006, Crenshaw, a Tufts University graduate, deployed to Fallujah, the first of his five combat deployments. The last one took his eye, thanks to an IED.

    • Mason says:

      Didn’t know that about Davidson’s old man. I’m sure he’s proud of his boy disparaging war wounded. 🙄

      Sad that Davidson is such a petty, unfunny, bitter young man.

  9. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “The best way to shut these snowflakes up is to get out and vote.”

    I am proud to report that a crew of five of us hit the polls yesterday. It was busy. This is no usual midterm and if, for whatever reason, we couldn’t make it in on Election Day, we wanted to ensure that we were covered. We are. That’s five votes for the good guys.

    • Mason says:

      I voted early a couple weeks back. The staff at city hall said that early turnout has been heavy.

      Here’s hoping for some righteous liberal tears videos Wednesday morning. 🤞

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        I’m hoping for some more schadenfreude like we enjoyed the night President Trump got elected!

    • 26Limabeans says:

      “hit the polls yesterday”

      My town has home baked cookies and cake.
      The ladies tend the books and speak of each voter after they leave. There is knitting going on. Lots of knitting.

  10. 5th/77th FA says:

    What a pure piece of s&#t indeed. This drivel coming from a person who lost his dad in 911 attacks? A firefighter at WTC? May be it is a good thing the man this POS thought was his father is dead. His Dad would probably be asking for a DNA test. Either that or going home and punching the POS’s Mama in the mouth. Those fire fighters lost their lives charging into a pair of burning building, knowing full well that the chances of them getting out would be slim. It is trash such as this that I do not/have not watched SNL in decades. Don’t really watch a whole lot of modern TV any how, see even less modern movies. If we had more people like Dan Crenshaw running for office we would be better off. If we had less people like ol’ snowflake here, we’d have more oxygen. ESAD POS I’ll be voting Tuesday morning, The Donald will be in the immediate area of my AO today at 4:00pmish. The crowd gathering is already yuuuge.

  11. Perry Gaskill says:

    Pete Davidson probably knows about pron with one-eyed hit men from watching a lot of it with Ariana Grande. Such films likely also included a tall transvestite dressed as a Kardashian, a team of naked Salvadoran midgets on a trapeze, and a rubber chicken named “Gus”…

  12. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    I hereby make an official motion for Pete Davidson to receive The Official TAH Continent of Insults®™️.

  13. JBUSMC says:

    This POS is far gone.. When Kanye went on SNL this moron (petey boy) did an interview and actually said “do you know how wrong about politics you have to be for me to like notice? Do you know how annoying that is? Like Kanye is a genius, but a musical genius. Like Joey Chestnut is a hot dog eating genius but I don’t want to hear Joey Chestnut’s opinions about things that aren’t hot dog related.” Far Far Gone. If only he and his other SNL POS cast/writers had a smidge of common sense they would realize no one wants to hear their opinions either..

  14. Sparks says:

    SNL can eat my shit! NBC has long used a comedy skit show format as a political forum. So, fuck them and fuck NBC.

  15. HMC Ret says:

    When he said ‘whatever’ I knew he was a little immature boy with little concept of what it takes to be a man. I doubt that it will make any difference at all, but I sent SNL an email, which appears below. Yeah, I know, they don’t care. SNL has almost become insignificant and as stated above, they stopped being funny decades ago. Well, here it is and I hope it makes some difference but know it almost certainly will not:

    Do you believe it is appropriate for Pete Davidson to mock a former Navy SEAL, a real warrior, Dan Crenshaw? I don’t watch SNL b/c it has not been funny for decades. It has morphed into one of the many propaganda arms of the Democrat Party. I learned of this b/c it is a hot topic on the web. Davidson has probably done nothing for this country. Crenshaw is a real warrior, a real man who lost an eye, and SNL and Davidson owe him a GENUINE apology for the attack. I doubt that will happen, though. Sad

  16. HMC Ret says:

    I’ll just echo what others have said. The election next week is possibly the second most important in our lifetimes, with the election of 2016 being the most important. If Republicans can keep the House, Trump has two more years of ramming his sensible policies down the collective throats of the sniveling, safe-space required pussies. I think the Senate is safe. We need another on the Supreme Court; that would give Republicans a lock on major policy for many years. I’m hoping the weather is terrible across the country as that will keep the pussies at home. I would go the polls in a hurricane if necessary.

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      ^this^ Have voted in every election since became of age. Was a time or two when the absentee ballot didn’t come in before a work related road trip. Would drive back hundreds of miles at great expense, cast my ballot and go back to where I was working. priceless

  17. OldManchu says:

    “The best way to shut these snowflakes up is to get out and vote.”

    Well… at least it’s the best ‘legal’ way.

  18. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “I would go the polls in a hurricane if necessary.” That’s another element of this. In tight races, pray for rain, snow, whatever. The Democratic Socialists don’t come out when there’s bad weather.

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      70% chance of severe weather in our AO for Tuesday. Local media claimed 50K + early birds. Local media (NOT locally owned any more) also giving more publicity to fact that Barry has been in the ATL with Oprah, Will Ferrell, and DiFi, Maxie Pad, and Grannie Nannie’s endorsements than they have about The Donald being in Mid State. We’re hoping this will bite the dems on the azz. Local rag has article today quoting Barry “We got the economy growing again and, by the way, it hasn’t stopped growing since.” Atlanta is to GA, as San Fran is to CA.

  19. Reverend Pointyhead says:

    He says looking like a reaction to winning Thor and Mr. Tiny’s “sloppy seconds of the week”.

  20. Mason says:

    “Good rule in life: I try hard not to offend; I try harder not to be offended. That being said, I hope @nbcsnl recognizes that vets don’t deserve to see their wounds used as punchlines for bad jokes.”

    — Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) November 4, 2018

    What a class act. Here’s hoping it’ll no longer be Commander Crenshaw and the left will have to refer to him as “the Honorable Congressman from Texas.”

  21. Frank says:

    The Democrats are running the haji who planted Cdr Crenshaw’s IED as their candidate.

  22. Dustoff says:

    If only….2 minutes…..locked room…Crenshaw with this little jackass.

  23. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    “Pete” (and RePete) looks like a soy boi with a “meat gazer’s” grin. ‘Nuff said.

  24. Combat Historian says:

    If some conservative commentator had made a crack about Tammy Duckworth’s missing limbs, the media would go 24/7 apeshit and “have you no decency?” and it being the most heinous crime of the 21st Century and Yada yada yada. Since Crenshaw is a GOPer, utter crickets from the motherfucking mainstream media…

    • Mason says:

      You mean like the media outrage last week at Hillary saying of two black men “I know, they all look alike” and Obama saying that the Democrats in Florida are going to make Cuba great again?

      There’s no double standard. 🙄

  25. Combat Historian says:

    If some conservative commentator is stupid enough to make a crack about Tammy Duckworth’s missing limbs, the media would go 24/7 apeshit and scream “have you no DECENCY?” and make this the most heinous crime of our era and yada yada yada. But since Crenshaw is a GOPer, there will only be crickets from the motherfucking mainstream media…

  26. Stephen F. McCartney, M.D. says:

    In a cage match this whistle dick against “Pajama Boy”(from Hildabeast 2016 campaign).. my money is on PJ..as he would pour his hot chocolate on this pecker head..and an immediate tap out would ensue.
    He should not breathe the same air as Crenshaw. SNL quit being funny yrs ago

    CAPT Bones USN (ret)

  27. 100E says:

    When I see Davidson I see someone harvesting gum from a urinal. I see a prison punk, traded by one group to another for a cigarette.

  28. Tallywhagger says:

    Suppose that there was a lottery or an auction for the privilege of bitch-slapping the dog-shit out of that little boy-bitch? Much money could be raised for reasonable reasons just to enjoy seeing that little Chelsea-twat having a “whatever” moment.

    God bless Dan Crenshaw, a respected man among respectable men.

  29. Helen says:

    Can’t this soy boy afford something better than his prison grab. Bet he’s best buddies with Lemon and frequent the same bath house as Obama.

  30. SGT Ted says:

    Pete Davidson.

    Xe’s not very funny. Xe needs to work on xer timing.

  31. Ex-PH2 says:

    This bent twig (who should have been pruned from the family tree) is a useless, self-serving little street rodent. S/he/it isn’t even worth bitchslapping. Dropping ratings for SNL’s existence are more effective.

    I used to watch them in the 70s, because they were stupidly funny and they had a good crew.

    Now, not even close to funny.

    • Jay says:

      True. I can STILL laugh to some of the late 70s/early 80s SNL stuff. Between Belushi (little chocolate donuts), Chevy Chase (land shark), and Eddie Murphy (Buckwheat sings) it was just lighthearted fun that didn’t take itself seriously. Now…it’s about pure meanness.

  32. OWB says:

    Just heard the local stats for early voting – twice what it was in the general and 4 times as many as the last mid-terms. Wow. (With no increase in population. If anything, my county may have lost population during that period.) Sure do hope that trend continues tomorrow, when rain is expected most of the day.

  33. Jay says:

    Damn. Crenshaw took the SUPREME high road and issued a MATURE response. I love it.

  34. USMC Steve says:

    Is it just me, or does this Davidson look inbred?

  35. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “I really don’t want to be on this earth anymore,” he wrote in a now deleted Instagram post. “I’m doing my best to stay here for you but I actually don’t know how much longer i can last. all I’ve ever tried to do was help people. just remember I told you so.”

    “Shortly after posting the message, Davidson apparently deleted his Instagram account.” Fox News Today c/o Page Six

    No word on whether he deleted himself. The boy has issues.