Stolen Valor – Man Bilks Family of Fallen Marine

| December 4, 2018

Lowest of the low.  How low can one go?

Man caught stealing from Marine parents in their darkest hour

After a Marine mother’s son was killed by an active shooter on U.S. soil, she donated $135,000 to an organization to honor him. The organizer ended up using the money for a new car and sex toys.

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  1. Wilted Willy says:

    This asshole should be hung by his nuts until DEAD! What a low life son of a bitch!! Please give me 30 minutes and a baseball bat with this asshole!

    • Harry says:

      I wouldn’t need 30 minutes…but I’d take at least 30 swings.

      • Green Thumb says:

        We should give him a very hearty handshake and a warm cup of soup….

        I was always told to say this in place of administering a cold, steel beatdown with three inch pipe and piece of rebar.

        • The Stranger says:

          Thank you for explaining the backstory behind your signature phrase! And yes, this magnificent fellow deserves many hearty handshakes and warm cups of soup.

  2. Dave Hardin says:

    Rot in hell you low life sack of shit.

    • Steve says:

      Sweet Jesus, this guy’s a f*ckin’ monster!

      Ho Lee Ferrrrrkkk…….

      Special place in hell for people like this

  3. AnotherPat says:

    Jonn featured him in February 2017 with an update in May 2018:

    “John Simpson, a former Anderson County resident who was accused of lying about his military service after creating a charity called Marines & Mickey, received a nine-year prison sentence in Florida last week for sexually assaulting his former girlfriend.”


  4. MrBill says:

    I couldn’t get the video to play just now, but I did find a good article that appears to cover the same ground –

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      The FL DOC has him listed as “OUT OF DEPT. CUSTODY BY COURT ORDER” and in Medium security, with a release date in 2026. I don’t understand that entry that he is out of Dept custody. He is not with the Feds–yet. I checked BOP. He came up but isn’t there. If not you, maybe someone else can explain the curious entry.

      • 26Limabeans says:

        In some other agency custody? Military?
        Rendered in a friendly country?

        • AnotherPat says:

          Please see my post below, 26Limabeans.

          He was extradited from Florida to South Carolina in October and appeared before a federal judge in Charleston, South Carolina.

          He is now in the Sheriff Al Cannon Detention Center in Charleston, South Carolina as Inmate # 0001589573.

          “What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world…but loses his soul.”

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Victim info
      “Sexual Battery/not a minor”


  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Isn’t there a special place for people like this crapweasel?

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Crawlspace under the barn by the manure pit.

    • Hondo says:

      Yes there is, Ex-PH2. It’s called Malebloge.

      May this . . . individual find himself there soon.

      • CWORet says:

        Evil. Works for me.

      • Bim says:

        Hondo, If I recall my Dante correctly; this scumbag performed a theft without honor and should therefore be interred in the ninth circle of hell, Cocytus. Eighth circle is for counterfeiters, seducers, and common thieves. The ninth is for traitors and those that go against their own kind.

        I guess he could be in either circle, but I would prefer to see him frozen in a lake for eternity rather than walking around in an endless stream of human poop…

    • Green Thumb says:

      All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, Florida.

  6. AnotherPat says:

    He was extradited from Florida to South Carolina in October and appeared before a federal judge in Charleston, South Carolina.

    He is facing a maximum federal sentence of 20 years in prison and a fine of up $250,000:

    “FBI: Marines and Mickey Founder John Shannon Simpson Stole $390,000 In Donations”

  7. AnotherPat says:

    He was also featured in the Marine Corps Times in March 2016:

    “Man Accused Of Preying On Marines Catches the Fed’s Eye”:

  8. Combat Historian says:

    If we’re lucky, maybe this punk will be sent to the same federal pen where Whitey got Bulgered…

  9. 3/10/MED/b says:

    Stolen Valor was once described as a fruity addendum atop a fecal matter formation disguised as a tasty dairy confection. Thus,

    1) In prison as a sex offender;
    2) Stole money, in the name of people suffering, with a promise of doing good with it;
    3) Money from a Gold Star Mother?;
    4) Money for illegal gains from anybody, for that matter.

    I know there are more than a few servicemen/servicewomen, Honorably Discharged, who made horrible decisions in post-service life who are incarcerated. Eventually he will open his pie-hole about some of his financial (mis)givings to the right/wrong individual(s).

    Oh yeah,
    Fuck him.

    (Ex-PH2, I am awaiting incoming for grammatical errors, over;)

  10. AnotherPat says:

    He is currently Inmate # 0001589573 at the Sheriff Al Cannon Detention Center:

    Go to this site and type in his name to see his current status and picture:

    Or go to this site:

    He does have a booking number for Florida. He was released from Florida to South Carolina to face charges in South Carolina.

    Looks as if he faces prison time in both Florida and South Carilina.

    • AnotherPat says:

      The Sheriff Al Cannon Detention Center is in Charleston, South Carolina.

      • LRRP2 says:

        There has to be a special place in hell for this ______________! Insert anything you like . I couldn’t come up with anything low enough to describe him.

  11. 26Limabeans says:

    That pesky 8th amendment

  12. Aysel says:

    scum sucking piece of shit

    I hope he rots in hell once he gets there

  13. Bones says:

    To be put to death by “the boats”

    • CWORet says:

      Nice, but not long enough. I like Hondo’s above better. Although yours can be first, if you like.

    • ChipNASA says:

      That’s *MY* go to.
      Stealing my shit. You should be, uh, put to death…uh….BY BOATS!!
      /kidding, great minds and all that.

  14. sapper3307 says:

    Have rope will travel.

  15. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Every creature on earth serves a purpose.

    Fire Ants need a little “intersectionality” with that disposal-needing garbage pile.

    -lots- of Fire Ants

  16. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    1. Rope.
    2. Tree or Gallows.
    3. John Simpson.

    Some assembly required.

    May he die cold, lonely and broke.

  17. Hack Stone says:

    Hack Stone just hopes that he still has some of that money stashed away so he can buy I Can’t Believe It’s Not KY Jelly in bulk from the prison commissary, otherwise he will find out rather quickly that being locked up can be a real pain in the ass.

  18. Friend says:

    LMAO…in Facebook jail, AGAIN but love your posts there…

  19. RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

    There’s a special place in the infernal regions for crapweasels like him. His sentence needs to be served in a cage transported to every village and town across the country where people are allowed to throw garbage at him – the more vile and nasty the garbage the better. No garbage to throw? No problem, for a buck you can can buy a bag of vileness all proceeds to be used to repay his victims.

  20. chooee lee says:

    Die the Death of a thousand cuts you worthless clump of smegma.

  21. HMC Ret says:

    Immediately wanted to introduce his teeth to rebar when I read the article about crooking the money, but I see that issue will be taken care of by the boys in cell block C. If he has his teeth after a year, I’ll be surprised. I genuinely think he deserves any punishment he receives. Maybe he will reconsider a repeat performance upon release. I doubt it, though; it’s what he knows best. This turd has done much harm to many people. I do not wish him well.