John Casselman – Phony SEAL Team Six OBL Raid Commando

| December 6, 2018 | 114 Comments


The folks at Military Phony send us their work on John Brandon Casselman, who claims he was a Master Chief (E-9) U.S. Navy SEAL that participated in the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.

Since Casselman promotes these SEAL stories on dating sites and Facebook, readers may not only get an insight into how the U.S. Navy SEALs work but also get to see a couple of pages out of Casselman’s dating playbook.  We don’t want to overhype it, but we assure you he brings his “A” game… you be the judge.

If we can just keep the ladies on the sidelines and ask that you not run out on the playing field until the game is over and we finish presenting this case.

On his Zoosk dating profile, he says he was a SEAL and in the Navy for 11 years…

Casselman was not intimidated when Don Shipley’s name was thrown out.  No, he was more concerned about the lack of trust in a newly developing relationship – that was the issue.  Not his Navy SEAL-ness.

Read about it below if you would like…

I wonder if Don Shipley knows he is a living legend or if he likes running a dating concierge service with screening SEAL claims?   Long live The HAIR!  Don did take a timeout from tending his gaggle of geese long enough to confirm little Johnny  Casselman was never a Navy SEAL.

So, we consulted with all of the logical resources.

We could find no record of military service with DoD Manpower/SCRA or with the Department of the Navy.  Having no military records puts any claim of him being a Master Chief, a SEAL or on the Osama Bin Laden raid in a state of doubt.

However, we did find that some other records do exist for John Casselman.

And here: https://indiana.arrests.org/Arrests/John_Casselman_34497680/

Now, we all would like to put our best foot forward, but honestly – which do you think is the more recent photo?   Or stated another way, the before and after?

OK ladies and or fellas, here is your chance to date that Fake military hero with fantasy bullshit stories about his accomplishments and he comes complete with an arrest record.  Don’t miss your chance to be his next EX.

Category: Bin Laden, Fake SEAL, Navy, Phony SEAL, Terror War

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    MCPO in 11 years? This “SEAL” was quite the sailor…///

    • Combat Historian says:

      …And oh BTW, fuck you, you phony asswipe…

    • Old Trooper says:

      Yeah, I was looking at that and I said to myself; “Self; that’s one high speed motherfucker right there”.

    • Club Manager, USA ret. says:

      According to his Facebook page, the dipstick works for Burney’s Plumbing in Plainfield IN. Why not let his employer know how much you appreciate his hiring a phony war hero: burneysplumbing@gmail.com

    • Some Guy says:

      The most impressive career sprint I’ve ever heard of was from one of my instructors at OBC. Made E-7 in 7 years, stayed at that rank for three more, then went on to OCS. Extremely smart guy too, definitely earned those stripes.
      Of course the same can’t be said about this individual, who apparently can’t even salute properly.

      • NHSparky says:

        Didn’t know them personally, but there was a gent on a T-hull who recently made CPO just before the 6-year point.

        Apparently now as an “early promote” they can waive at least part of the TIG requirements.

        Earliest I ever personally knew of someone putting on MCPO was a total stud of a gent I knew in Orlando, who made it at just under 15 years.

        So 11 years? Yeah, not fucking happening.

        • HMC Ret says:

          Sparky: Knew a guy who made Chief in about 7-9 years IIRC, and then got out of the Navy to try to try to become a world class marathoner. He did join the Reserves, though. They would have had to pry my ass out with a crowbar once I was past a certain TIS. Had an HM1 friend who got out with 14-15 years. He and I once drove from San Diego to Los Angeles, at night, to get a hamburger from a place he liked. No kidding. This guy was beyond eccentric but a great guy. He was usually driving the car of a different nurse about every month or so. I’ll let you do the math. LOL Still communicate with him. He had a good job offer but hell, giving up 14-15 years? NO WAY.

          • Some Guy says:

            Wow, must have been one hell of a job offer! I know I would join the reserves or guard to at least get a partial retirement out of 15 years of service.
            That also called to mind another individual, who had the opposite problem. Apparently he was promoted too quickly and made E-8 in either 14 or 16 years. Concerned about being cut during a RIF before reaching his 20, he decided to extend his career’s life span by going to OCS. As a 1st Sergeant. I don’t know if I could humble myself to that level after having achieved senior NCO rank, but kudos to him for doing so.

          • NHSparky says:

            I got out at 12. I had 8 years at sea and 2 1/2 recruiting as my “good deal shore duty”, the selection rate for CPO was <3 percent, my three duty station I was offered were all SSN-Hawaii, and I had just received a job offer making roughly triple what I was making at the time.

            So yeah, not a hard decision.

  2. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    What a buffoon, if that idiotic banter is indicative of “A” game dating skills on these modern internet dating sites no wonder we are becoming a nation of fucking halfwits who idolize celebrity and fluff over integrity and substance.

    Well Mr. Casselman I expect you’re about to get your 15 minutes of fame, but I doubt they’re going to be what you were hoping for as lying sacks of shit tend to get hammered by actual SEALs who tend to frown on fucktards pretending to be a brother.

  3. Former EM1/SS says:

    Fake Seals have no TIR requirements for promotion.

  4. Mason says:

    Master Chiefs always salute with the wrong hand, right?

    FFS, where to start with this walrus-shaped cum guzzling asshole?

  5. Daisy Cutter says:

    “Not afraid of hard work but love putting it on my salad but can play hard too”

    WTF? Is that prison talk?

  6. Dustoff says:

    “Somewhere deep inside Russia at a Special Operations compound”… Sgt Ivan Buzninzki:”Hey Boris, did you hear…we’re going to America..John Casselman is going to teach us Systema!”
    Boris: “No way…get out of town!”

  7. AW1Ed says:

    Welcome to your newfound Google fame, John Brandon Casselman. The interwebs are forever.

    John Brandon Casselman did not serve in the Navy.
    John Brandon Casselman was not a Navy Master Chief.
    John Brandon Casselman was never a Navy SEAL.
    John Brandon Casselman was not on SEAL Team Six.
    John Brandon Casselman is a lying sack of shit.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      But…

      John Brandon Casselman has dined at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich)

      Enjoy the Google fame, John Brandon Cassleman…

    • Bubble Soldier says:

      I read:
      John Brandon Casselman did not serve in the Navy.
      John Brandon Casselman was not a Navy Master Chief.
      John Brandon Casselman was never a Navy SEAL.
      John Brandon Casselman was not on SEAL Team Six.
      John Brandon Casselman is a lying sack of shit.

      Good copy?

  8. 2banana says:

    He can’t be a SEAL.

    He is not currently writing a book…

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9AUFpRGyc

  9. Keepin' It Real says:

    I had a similar experience walking into a Chinese restaurant. Some guy jumps up and says “Oh my God that’s the guy that was on the Osama Bin Laden raid, he’s SEAL Team Six! That man’s a hero.”

    Then, he said “Oh, wait one minute. No, not him. You Caucasian guys all look alike to me.”

  10. 26Limabeans says:

    The only way he is going to date is if he transgenders and halucinates.

  11. 5th/77th FA says:

    Warning, warning, warning…Danger, Danger, Danger. Be still yon beating hearts. That there is some real panty dropping stuff right there girls. Good thing Dave didn’t let the Soviet read his dating site. Soviet might have ditched his Leatherneck self for Mr. Stud Muffin hisself. Nah, don’t think so. Not even a whore dog, or a slut puppy. Just a piece of shit, lying, asshole.

    John Casselman, phoney sailor, phoney SEAL, but would make a good seal on the cockmeat sammich served up by Bubba, Julio, Thor, and Mr. Tiny. John Boy, you do look like you have a purty mouf.
    Google hit. John Casselman can only talk about his heroic actions on Face Book and dating sites, or maybe bars….Oh wait, he doesn’t like bars. And Bless his heart, he doesn’t like to be noticed in restaurants while he’s eating. I wonder if he likes long walks on the beach? Or getting caught in the rain? John Casselman needs to take a long walk on a short plank. John Casselman needs to be water boarded by the rain. John Casselman needs to have a date with the real SEAL Team 6 and meet the fate the OBL met. John Casselman needs to ESAD mofo.

  12. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I like his line about honesty. He says it’s everything to him. I suppose that’s rather like the bank robber who says banks are everything to him.

  13. Wow, this poor fella needs help. Kinda know what will happen next. Top secret classified ops, arrest is cover for revealing a insurgent without exposing the special op I was on, blah, blah and so forth. Why do these dumb asses always so intent on getting candy bars on their chest, do it the easy way, join up, become a clerk and wait as sooner or later the opportunity will come up where you can add you name on to a list of those who earned them and get one as to the military likes to hand out a lot of them. Yes I have a few of what ever they are for, some metal things to put on my chest for just doing the job I was supposed to do, lot of good they do, having been married and children those things didn’t put food on the table like a pay raise would have.

  14. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    it sincerely appears that John Brandon Casselman is yet another booger-eating peckerhead of a USN SEAL pretender as well as another “Blobfish”!

    According to Official records found, John Brandon Casselman HAS NEVER BEEN A USN SEAL.
    John Brandon Casselman obviously PRETENDS to be a USN SEAL on dating sites to troll for a date or a financial “target”.
    John Brandon Casselman has obviously been arrested and jailed.
    John Brandon Casselman looks like one who enjoys sniffing toilet seats in highway rest areas and Truck Stops.
    John Brandon Casselman looks like one who blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    John Brandon Casselman appears to be a Dutch Rudder Gang wannabe.
    John Brandon Casselman PRETENDS to be a USN SEAL like Phildo Monkress.
    John Brandon Casselman isn’t worth even a squirt of piss from a real USN SEAL.
    John Brandon Casselman claims to have made the rank of MCPO in the USN in 11 years, total BULLSHIT!
    John Brandon Casselman looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s bath House (Entrance in Rear).
    John Brandon Casselman is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket!
    John Brandon Casselman SAYS that he’s had a Vasectomy. I hope that’s true because this world DOES NOT NEED to have John Brandon Casselman reproduce!
    John Brandon Casselman looks like an entry level Shopping Mall Security Guard who enjoys trying to intimidate teenyboppers.
    John Brandon Casselman looks like the type that would sit in a bookstore in camo clothing reading “Soldier of Fortune” Magazine with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look like a badass that has everyone fearing him.
    John Brandon Casselman looks like he has NEVER met a jelly doughnut he didn’t want to assassinate.
    John Brandon Casselman is someone I wouldn’t even hire as an entry level Janitor!
    John Brandon Casselman looks like he is a member of the MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando Team.
    John Brandon Casselman looks like a true Connoisseur of cheap wines and 40 ounce bottles of Malt Liquor.
    John Brandon Casselman obviously claims to be an expert of Martial Arts except for Yakimandu, Chop Suey and Egg Foo Yung.
    John Brandon Casselman SAYS “not a cheater” and “Not a gameplayer” BUT WHAT ABOUT any tangible proof of his truly being a USN SEAL?
    John Brandon Casselman is apparently all full of himself.

    John Brandon Casselman will quickly discover the Power of Google®™ which will follow him far and long. HEY John Brandon Casselman, Google®™ be with you, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

    Commo Checks are welcome and encouraged, spread the Power of Google®™ on John Brandon Casselman!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      By “Commo Check” I mean something like:

      According to Official records found, John Brandon Casselman HAS NEVER BEEN A USN SEAL.
      John Brandon Casselman obviously PRETENDS to be a USN SEAL on dating sites to troll for a date or a financial “target”.
      John Brandon Casselman has obviously been arrested and jailed.
      John Brandon Casselman looks like one who enjoys sniffing toilet seats in highway rest areas and Truck Stops.
      John Brandon Casselman looks like one who blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      John Brandon Casselman appears to be a Dutch Rudder Gang wannabe.
      John Brandon Casselman PRETENDS to be a USN SEAL like Phildo Monkress.
      John Brandon Casselman isn’t worth even a squirt of piss from a real USN SEAL.
      John Brandon Casselman claims to have made the rank of MCPO in the USN in 11 years, total BULLSHIT!
      John Brandon Casselman looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s bath House (Entrance in Rear).
      John Brandon Casselman is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket!
      John Brandon Casselman SAYS that he’s had a Vasectomy. I hope that’s true because this world DOES NOT NEED to have John Brandon Casselman reproduce!
      John Brandon Casselman looks like an entry level Shopping Mall Security Guard who enjoys trying to intimidate teenyboppers.
      John Brandon Casselman looks like the type that would sit in a bookstore in camo clothing reading “Soldier of Fortune” Magazine with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look like a badass that has everyone fearing him.
      John Brandon Casselman looks like he has NEVER met a jelly doughnut he didn’t want to assassinate.
      John Brandon Casselman is someone I wouldn’t even hire as an entry level Janitor!
      John Brandon Casselman looks like he is a member of the MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando Team.
      John Brandon Casselman looks like a true Connoisseur of cheap wines and 40 ounce bottles of Malt Liquor.
      John Brandon Casselman obviously claims to be an expert of Martial Arts except for Yakimandu, Chop Suey and Egg Foo Yung.
      John Brandon Casselman SAYS “not a cheater” and “Not a gameplayer” BUT WHAT ABOUT any tangible proof of his truly being a USN SEAL?
      John Brandon Casselman is apparently all full of himself.

      John Brandon Casselman will quickly discover the Power of Google®™ which will follow him far and long. HEY John Brandon Casselman, Google®™ be with you, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

      Commo Checks are welcome and encouraged, spread the Power of Google®™ on John Brandon Casselman!

      ((((OVER))))

      • SFC D says:

        API, copy 5x, will relay.

        All stations this net, traffic follows:

        According to Official records found, John Brandon Casselman HAS NEVER BEEN A USN SEAL.
        John Brandon Casselman obviously PRETENDS to be a USN SEAL on dating sites to troll for a date or a financial “target”.
        John Brandon Casselman has obviously been arrested and jailed.
        John Brandon Casselman looks like one who enjoys sniffing toilet seats in highway rest areas and Truck Stops.
        John Brandon Casselman looks like one who blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
        John Brandon Casselman appears to be a Dutch Rudder Gang wannabe.
        John Brandon Casselman PRETENDS to be a USN SEAL like Phildo Monkress.
        John Brandon Casselman isn’t worth even a squirt of piss from a real USN SEAL.
        John Brandon Casselman claims to have made the rank of MCPO in the USN in 11 years, total BULLSHIT!
        John Brandon Casselman looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s bath House (Entrance in Rear).
        John Brandon Casselman is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket!
        John Brandon Casselman SAYS that he’s had a Vasectomy. I hope that’s true because this world DOES NOT NEED to have John Brandon Casselman reproduce!
        John Brandon Casselman looks like an entry level Shopping Mall Security Guard who enjoys trying to intimidate teenyboppers.
        John Brandon Casselman looks like the type that would sit in a bookstore in camo clothing reading “Soldier of Fortune” Magazine with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look like a badass that has everyone fearing him.
        John Brandon Casselman looks like he has NEVER met a jelly doughnut he didn’t want to assassinate.
        John Brandon Casselman is someone I wouldn’t even hire as an entry level Janitor!
        John Brandon Casselman looks like he is a member of the MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando Team.
        John Brandon Casselman looks like a true Connoisseur of cheap wines and 40 ounce bottles of Malt Liquor.
        John Brandon Casselman obviously claims to be an expert of Martial Arts except for Yakimandu, Chop Suey and Egg Foo Yung.
        John Brandon Casselman SAYS “not a cheater” and “Not a gameplayer” BUT WHAT ABOUT any tangible proof of his truly being a USN SEAL?
        John Brandon Casselman is apparently all full of himself.

        John Brandon Casselman will quickly discover the Power of Google®™ which will follow him far and long. HEY John Brandon Casselman, Google®™ be with you, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

        Commo Checks are welcome and encouraged, spread the Power of Google®™ on John Brandon Casselman!

        • rgr769 says:

          John Brandon Casselman has never served in the U.S. military, including the U.S. Navy, period.
          However, it does look like he has had some service in a local pound in Indiana.

          • Berliner says:

            According to Official records found, John Brandon Casselman HAS NEVER BEEN A USN SEAL.
            John Brandon Casselman obviously PRETENDS to be a USN SEAL on dating sites to troll for a date or a financial “target”.
            John Brandon Casselman has obviously been arrested and jailed.
            John Brandon Casselman looks like one who enjoys sniffing toilet seats in highway rest areas and Truck Stops.
            John Brandon Casselman looks like one who blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
            John Brandon Casselman appears to be a Dutch Rudder Gang wannabe.
            John Brandon Casselman PRETENDS to be a USN SEAL like Phildo Monkress.
            John Brandon Casselman isn’t worth even a squirt of piss from a real USN SEAL.
            John Brandon Casselman claims to have made the rank of MCPO in the USN in 11 years, total BULLSHIT!
            John Brandon Casselman looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s bath House (Entrance in Rear).
            John Brandon Casselman is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket!
            John Brandon Casselman SAYS that he’s had a Vasectomy. I hope that’s true because this world DOES NOT NEED to have John Brandon Casselman reproduce!
            John Brandon Casselman looks like an entry level Shopping Mall Security Guard who enjoys trying to intimidate teenyboppers.
            John Brandon Casselman looks like the type that would sit in a bookstore in camo clothing reading “Soldier of Fortune” Magazine with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look like a badass that has everyone fearing him.
            John Brandon Casselman looks like he has NEVER met a jelly doughnut he didn’t want to assassinate.
            John Brandon Casselman is someone I wouldn’t even hire as an entry level Janitor!
            John Brandon Casselman looks like he is a member of the MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando Team.
            John Brandon Casselman looks like a true Connoisseur of cheap wines and 40 ounce bottles of Malt Liquor.
            John Brandon Casselman obviously claims to be an expert of Martial Arts except for Yakimandu, Chop Suey and Egg Foo Yung.
            John Brandon Casselman SAYS “not a cheater” and “Not a gameplayer” BUT WHAT ABOUT any tangible proof of his truly being a USN SEAL?
            John Brandon Casselman is apparently all full of himself.
            John Brandon Casselman loves threesomes, especially while incarcerated where he plays “the man in the middle”. He makes sure every man comes.

            John Brandon Casselman will quickly discover the Power of Google®™ which will follow him far and long. HEY John Brandon Casselman, Google®™ be with you, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

    • CCO says:

      “John Brandon Casselman is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket!”

      I’m going to have to steal that one.

      • ChipNASA says:

        CCO and API,

        Now I’m stealing that from both of you and adding it to the acclaimed The Continent of Insults®™

        “is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket”

        KEEP EM’ COMING

  15. Toasty Coastie says:

    Don’t these Sparkle Ponies know there are other Seal Teams besides ST6? This twatcicle should be forced into Serving and after Boot sent to the worst hellhole on the planet and left there alone to play with the natives.

  16. sj says:

    The good news is that he has no kids and has had a vasectomy.

  17. Ex-PH2 says:

    Does he own a decommissioned seagoing tugboat named Gertie?

    Does he live on the tug because there was no room for him in the 1st & Chiefs barracks on base?

    Has he ever had to spend a real winter at Great Mistakes with the wind howling off Lake Michigan and freezing off everything he’s famous for?

    Does he know Bends, Doobie and Candyass?

    If he can’t answer these questions, he’s not a SEAL.

    He’s just another elephant seal.

  18. I see the Seal baseball cap, knife and a possible Surefire flashlight so he has to be legit. I can claim to be a seal because I wore a Surefire flashlight on my duty belt next to my mag pouch while I worked for Brink’s and I can remember wearing a bridge coat as we walked around the outside of the barracks in the great Lakes boot camp standing fire watch at night with the wind blowing off of the lake. I used to go over the 11 general orders of the sentry while on watch and the added 12th order of the sentry which was “To walk my beat, beat my meat and take no shit from the Service week”. Gee whiz, 1963 was a long time ago.

    • SFC D says:

      I, too am a SEAL. I had a couple of excellent lunches at the Trident Grill in Tucson, and had some excellent food at the Chinhae chow hall, which is known to feed SEALs when they’re in town. Now I just need the hat…

  19. Jay says:

    This. I NEEDED to see THIS first thing in the morning. No matter how bad my day is, no matter how much life throws at me, no matter how much I get beaten down I will NEVER be this much of a piece of fat walrus piece of shit like this. Thanks Dave, I needed that. Its been a long week.

    • Sparks says:

      Jay, ain’t it the damned truth Brother! Just when I think I am at my worst, some cum stain queer like this shows up and I feel lots better. Now I know it’s not good to acquire my self-image from comparisons to others, but sometimes, life’s curve balls come hard and fast and a quick look around can give one a new perspective.

  20. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    ATTENTION!

    WITH iPhone IN RIGHT HAND,

    LEFT HAND SALUTE.

    READY TO.

    CARRY OUT THE PLAN OF THE DAY.

    THAT IS ALL.

    MCPO OUT!

  21. ChipNASA says:

    What a football fucking, left handed, shit flinging micro peen monkey this fucker is, right there.
    Poor Football.

  22. Green Thumb says:

    He likes to put it on/in his salad.

    I do not think he lied about that one.

  23. Ex-PH2 says:

    Obviously, Mr. Cassleman does not have enough creative things to do to keep him busy. I suggest he take up a new hobby, pounding on cars, like this fellow.

  24. Skippy says:

    Why is it the Navy gets so much love

    What about the Army ????

    Where are all the Ranger / Delta / wannabe SF

    it’s no fair 😂😂

    BHWHAHAHAHAHA…..

  25. GDContractor says:

    Real SEALs are disgusted by booty calls. Who knew?

  26. AnotherPat says:

    One lucky Dude…got his Felony charge dropped to a Misdemenor. Was sentenced to a year in jail; however, was credited 4 days in jail while the 361 days were suspended.

    Also was ordered mental evaluation. He definitely needs help.

  27. OldManchu says:

    I will fix a few of his claims for him…..

    “I was a master of systema”…. you mean ENEMA!

    “country boy and desire to stay that way”… you mean MAMA’S BOY!

    “No kids yet”…. I doubt that – I think there should be an investigation into that claim, by a pedophile expert.

    “Not desperate”… LIAR

    “I have never in my life had a booty call”… Now that is believable!

    “I want a real connection”… between your chin and some NUTZ!

    “I have had a vasectomy”… PRAISE GOD!

    “Just today I was at a chinese restaurant and a man yelled oh god that’s John”…… No, he yelled Oh God – all the buffet items are GONE!

  28. OldManchu says:

    This just in!

    An investigation has revealed that he did not have a vasectomy. The truth is the Gunnery Sergeant Hartman “ripped his balls off so he can non contaminate the rest of the world.”

  29. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Well he does claim to outwork 16 year olds on his Facebook page, so there’s that going for him…that’s almost like being a SEAL.

  30. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    John Cassleman is as fucked up as a football bat…

  31. rgr769 says:

    Does this mean we are going to have a run of Fake SEALs now? Cuz they usually come in a run of twos or threes.

  32. Daisy Cutter says:

    Sung to the tune of “I’m a Lover, Not a Fighter” by country artist Skeeter Davis.

    “I’m a Plumber, Not a Fighter”

    I’m a plumber not a fighter,
    I kinda like it that way.
    If you don’t get a good SEAL,
    You get a face full of spray.

    When shit goes down, SEALs will tell you need them.
    When shit goes down, a plumber says you don’t need him.

    Pipe dreams, so it seems, are for plumbers and wannabes.
    Give me a wrench, some duct tape and get out my way please.

    A blow job involves a torch and making a SEAL,
    I love it nice and tight, that’s just how I feel.

    Big cracks, small cracks, it’s all I live for.
    Plug ’em up with my tool, and I’m out the door.

    I love to play “poke her” and will lie in order to play.
    A good flush is better than a full house, I always say.

    I’m a plumber not a fighter,
    I kinda like it that way.
    If you don’t get a good SEAL,
    You get a face full of spray.

  33. Andrew Whorley says:

    The plumbing company he claims to work for says he is not currently employed by their organization.

    They are attempting to reach him to resolve the issue.

  34. IDC SARC says:

    He’s a lover, not a fighter……or something I just don’t have the time or desire to release suitable disparaging verbiage towards.

    Menstrual quimsquirt…yeah….that’ll do, without channeling the ghost of R. Lee Ermey.

  35. I’m asking any of you Navy vets whom served after me if Snipes are still required to show a fresh air chit if they go topside. During my time 63-66, I was in A Gang the last two and a half years on board the OKIE 3 and our diesel engine shop was in Air Dale country up in the forward hanger bay so I was exempt from having to show a fresh air chit on demand.

  36. HMC Ret says:

    Made 9 in 11 years? Talk about a burner. His first step should be remedial English writing course. I know liberties are taken to speed up the process when posting on FB and other social media sites, but his writings bear little resemblance to proper writing. Very poorly written and reasoned. Have at him, ladies, he’s all yours.

  37. HMC Ret says:

    So he had visited 193 of 195 countries by the age of 24. Shit, this is less believable that making 9 in 11 years or being a Navy SEAL. Welcome to your Google fame, twinkle toes. You’re a load of crap. Has your employer had a heart-to-heart sit down with you yet? I have a feeling it won’t be long. Once you get canned, you can visit one of those 193 countries and stay there. Tell them you’re a hero and they will let you stay.

  38. Aussiepusser says:

    I received a message from a “generall” (sic) in the “United state army” (sic), who is in Syria “for contract”
    I’ve already spun some twaddle about being a lonely widow (I’m not) and being ever so interested in what a generall does
    My first ever scammer…..this is going to be fun!

    • Aussiepusser says:

      btw, he says he’s William C James….a quick look at the interwebs shows the real William C James was a Brigadier General in the USMC, born in 1896. So not only scamming, but a stolen valour creep too

  39. HONEST GUV says:

    The truth is he seeks vunlerable women to scam money for various reasons He is a harbinger of grief and financial losses and can get prison. Contact me Admins or I can have a word with Scottie. Meantime the girls of SPG will be over him like the proverbial ton of bricks……

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