Poser Daydreams

| December 8, 2018 | 29 Comments

Yesterday Dave posted an article that kinda got stuck in my head. That was probably because Dave’s article contained some photos that IMO looked strikingly like a 1960s time-warp/burn-out/wannabe head case – like this one:

After seeing that, for some reason an old Bowie tune also got stuck in my head. No, not Space Oddity – this one:

 

 

But Bowie’s original lyrics didn’t match the article and its photos too well; they needed some changes to fit. So, without further ado . . . here ya go. Enjoy. (smile)

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Poser Daydreams

I’m an SF faker,
I’m a lying bastard comin’ at you
Phony Purple Heart, yeah,
I’ll be a lie-rocking b!tch for you
Keep your mouth shut
You’re exposing my lies to them all
And I‘ll really bust my ass when I fall

Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
Suspend incredulity
Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!

I fake it baby
Never get truth from me
Some bogus tall tales
Those are all you’ll get with me
Don’t check on me
Don’t see what my records say
Don’t prove me a fake today

Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
Suspend incredulity
Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!

Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
Suspend incredulity
Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
Believe all my poser daydreams, oh . . . .

Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
Suspend incredulity
Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!

Freak out . . .

Far out . . .

Burnt out . . .

Category: I hate hippies, Phony soldiers, Pointless blather, Who knows

Comments (29)

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  1. MSG Eric says:

    That lady should shave her mustache, most guys don’t like a woman with a mustache.

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      MSG Eric, that visual is just wrong in so many ways. (runs out screaming for brain and eye bleach—stat!)

      Stank ass hippy valor thieving posers, gonna be stank ass hippies. ESAD mofo, your village called….They miss you.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Look, if you guys are going to refer to this bloviating blowhard wacko, include the term DRAFT DODGER with stank as hippie.

      First of all, stank ass hippie draft dodger is much more explicit and defining.
      Seconed, it’s very appropriate to time period in which that greaseball slumguzzler pretends to himself that he did something. I’m sure he DID do something, but it wasn’t something I’d refer to as ‘nice’.

  2. 26Limabeans says:

    I know. That photo has been stuck in my head all night. It’s creepy. I wanna go back in time and punch him until my fucking hand falls off.

  3. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    This made me smile 🙂

  4. rgr769 says:

    He does seem to check all the boxes: Fake Vietnam Veteran, fake Special Forces whatever, fake combat veteran and purple heart claimant, fake Indian (feather), fake businessman, fake Christian; but he is a real liar, fraudster, likely draft dodger and war protester, and finally, likely stank-ass hippie (PH2, you should copyright that if you coined the term).

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Bullshitting

    All they way
    Patches and bling-
    Like he was gay
    He’s a fake
    All the way
    That sure makes him
    A Green Bidet.

  6. Trapper Frank says:

    CIB, check, Master Parachutists Badge, check, 5th Special Forces Group flash, check, countdown to poser cliche overload in 10, 9, 8…..

    • HMC Ret says:

      Probably has a mutt and Harley out of view. Don’t see a POW/MIA Patch and that’s a major oversight. An example of better living through chemistry?

      • Combat Historian says:

        The POS has a POW-MIA patch on his tiger stripes in another photo from yesterday’s original post on this asshole, so he’s got that angle covered. This fucker doesn’t miss a trick…

  7. Slow Joe says:

    Who’s the dude in the pic?

  8. Combat Historian says:

    This fat phony fucker just needs to ESAD. Period. Full Stop.

  9. Daisy Cutter says:

    Great… now that song will be stuck in my head for a couple of weeks.

  10. Frank says:

    How come no one pretends to have been a draft dodger?

  11. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Much as our “ballad” is useful, we need a more generic one for granpa-acid poser types.

    I am thinking a rework of “White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane. Grace Slick is the -perfect- voice for it.

    ….

    One shill’s stolen valor
    Telling tales far too tall
    And this dumb mother######,
    Didn’t serve anywhere at all

    Go ask Lilyea, I think he’ll know…

    …..

    Needs work.

  12. AnotherPat says:

    Remenber the Go Fund Me for “Cheif”?

    https://au.gofundme.com/hurricane-florence-amp-michael-relief

    Well, guess what.

    Yesterday, some great Folks left comments referencing the TAH and Military Phonies sites covering this Dude. It was shared with Greg Noll that this GFM and “Cheif” were going to be reported to the FBI.

    *Poof!!!*

    The comments have disappeared…and in the past 14 hours, an update was provided by Greg Noll of the Santuary Church for “Cheif”:

    “Thank you everyone for your contributions…. Chief will work with the Red Cross to get the kits down to people in need. SC will be giving him a check tomorrow toward this effort.”

    Wonder if Noll will close his GFM and erase it.

    Those 6 souls purchased “Cheif’s” products…makes me wonder if the Church or “Cheif” will try to obtain a tax deduction for charity to the Red Cross.

    Definite Stolen Valor.

  13. 26Limabeans says:

    All I want for Christmas is a lifetime supply of toilet paper rolls with this guys picture on every sheet. Double ply, septic system safe.

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