William Marlar – Phony US Army Special Teams Ranger Sergeant Combat Medic

| December 20, 2018 | 142 Comments

The folks at Military Phony send us the case of William Joseph Marlar who claims he was a US Army Special Teams Ranger Sergeant.

Bling adorns his bike, who he affectionately refers to as “Vicky.”

But he also points to “My rack” and implies that he earned all medals and badges displayed on the side of his bike.

Here is a larger version with an attempt to identify all medals and badges…

Marlar was recently invited on a radio show that was honoring veterans and promoted him as a US Army veteran of Bosnia and Kuwait.  Wonder how they got that impression?  Anyway, he was asked to sing the national anthem on the air.

In a still photo, one can see the Navy/Marine Combat Action Ribbon Patch thingy… on his Vest of course.  Not sure why he put U.S. Army under it.  Maybe he served in the Navarm Corps.

So, his official military records were ordered.   The US Army didn’t quite see things the same way…

His military records have him as a Private (E-1) vs. his claim of Sgt (E-5).   No record of him deploying to Bosnia or Kuwait.  No record of a combat zone or medals that indicate combat.  He was in Korea in 1993-94, but there was no conflict that would have earned him a Medical Combat Badge.

In fact, a lot of his medals that he claimed on the side of his bike do not show up in his military records.  At least they weren’t tattoos, but it will still leave a mark to scrap them off.

He was AWOL, which probably explains his achievement of Private (E-1) before he got out.  Why do these clowns that get thrown out of the Army always seem to claim Ranger?

If you need a US Army Special Teams Ranger Sergeant Combat Medic, Marlar may not be who you’d want to call.  But if you need some bee’s wax for lip balm, I’m sure he’d be able to help.  I have no idea what kind of “Special Teams” little Billy here might have been on.  Ping Pong? Maybe badminton?  Some of you Army types might be able to explain how special this guy is.

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    This phony and his rack is so jacked up I don’t even know where to begin…

    And how the hell does he rate a GWOTSM when he got out three years before 9/11?

    Navy/Marine Corps Combat Action Ribbon (!) on his vest? WHAT?

    Complete soup sandwich…

    • Ret_25X says:

      This guy is keeping it real–real dumb.

      The best part is going AWOL rather than living in Mannheim, Germany.

      What a hardship an assignment at 44th Sig Bn would be. Shamming all day, beer and fraulein chasing every night. So horrible.

      My Sergeant Major sense is telling me that drugs and a subnormal IQ are involved in this story.

  2. Daisy Cutter says:

    On his Twitter page which looks to be shared with his wife, he states: “Northern KY Couple looking for our Poly 3rd”

    I don’t know the lingo but is that “Come on in the water’s fine” speak for swingers?

  3. Mason says:

    Three PUCs? Two CMBs? Two NDSMs?

    It’s like they want to be discovered as phonies and liars.

  4. Comm Center Rat says:

    Hopefully this “combat medic” knows how to apply a tourniquet because he’s gonna bleed out from the internet beatdown of his fraudulent claims.

    All the way to E-1 in just under five years of active service. What really pisses me off about Marlar is he awarded himself a bronze star device on the highly coveted National Defense Service Medal. He’s a shameless valor thief.

    • Doc Savage says:

      Looks like someone had a childhood filled with lead based paint chip snacks….This is the kind of “medic” I would have taken on a nature walk for quality education and Sergeants time.

  5. 5th/77th FA says:

    He served on Team Apprentice Towel Boy @ Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear)

    Was really thinking legit, you know, what with the bike, vest, bling going for him. However got to throw the bull shit flag; no service dog, no Purple Heart, no mirrored shades, and no do rag.

    William Joseph Marlar; Google hit for you POSer. Lying, faking, embellishing turd tonguing clown. Bet your wife is the one looking for the 3rd, her needing a real man and all, just so you can be as f’ked as your claims.

    That merat gazing stare looks as if you would enjoy a deployment of The Continent of Insults! Motion made!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      He was the third stringer (aka: bench warmer) for the team…

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      As well as a third string reject Pole Dancer at The Blue Oyster, he’s more phony than a Civil War Issue polyester blanket!

    • A Terminal Lance Coolie says:

      I second the motion for the Continent of Insults.

      • ChipNASA says:

        We have a request and a Second, per the TAH Roberts Rules, do we have an “Aye” vote for deployment of the The Continent of Insults®™ ?

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I vote “AYE”!!!

        • ChipNASA says:

          And it’s a go.

          The Continent of Insults®™
          (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
          THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!
          William “Jackoff” Joseph “Fartbar” Marlar…., extrodinary AWOL, E-1 Private vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper,
          Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, wait of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON?? Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator,
          culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock,

          • ChipNASA says:

            Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P. ), Looking at him, you can see where the balls slapping his chin wore down his beard, never a US Army Ranger, Never Awarded the following: Combat Medical Badge, US Army Airborne or Air Assault badges, Good Conduct Medal, United Nations Service Military Ribbon, Navy/Marine Combat Action Ribbon, Global War on Terrorism Service Medal, Presidential Unit Citation, National Defense Service Medal, never deployed to Bosnia or Kuwait, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito,
            Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
            If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
            We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
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            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
            Here endeth the lesson.

  6. Keepin' It Real says:

    LYSOL: Welcome to prison. Don’t touch my stuff.
    MARLAR: Thank you. [DUMPS ITEMS ON BED]
    LYSOL: What’s all that?
    MARLAR: I own a natural herb supplement business. See, this one is natural bee’s wax to help chapped lips.
    LYSOL: Does it help a dried out, cracked and itchy bung hole.
    MARLAR: Of course, but I used the last of it up on my lips.
    LYSOL: Perfect. Now get your little fake Ranger ass over here and get down on this.

  7. Sapper3307 says:

    AWOL always looks good on official paper work.

  8. Daisy Cutter says:

    His only overseas assignment was Korea?

    You want A number one juicy girl?

  9. 91A1P says:

    the “special teams” carried the secret squirrel from op to op

  10. BlueCord Dad says:

    What a maroon….

  11. sbalm says:

    “‘Dragon’ is president of The Northern KY Chapter of the United States Patriots Motorcycle Club.”

  12. 26Limabeans says:

    ARCOM with Oak Leaf Cluster?

    I do not think so Billy.

  13. 3/10/MED/b says:

    CMB?
    With a star?!
    Fuck him.

  14. MI Ranger says:

    So Bill Marlar was a Mechanic, went to Korea, than to Fort Stewart (GA), and when they tried to send him on another fun assignment in Mannheim, Germany he decided to never fly (AWOL). Not sure why William Marlar thinks he is a Medic, or when he had time to attend spend 18 weeks at Fort Sam Houston, (TX) and who put it on his record.
    William Marlar never attended Ranger School, and knows nothing about Ranger training or Ranger units. The only Special Teams Ranger Sergeants I have ever heard of were Forest Rangers! You are either a Ranger Sergeant, a Ranger Medic, or a Special Teams Sergeant, only hollywood and fake news combines them.
    No Ranger Tab
    No Airborne Wings
    No Air Assault Badge
    No Second award for Combat Medic (or even one)
    No Army Commendation Medals
    Only one Army Achievement Medal (not three)
    Only served five years, and the last were not honorable so he could only get a single knot on his Good Conduct Medal
    National Defense Service Medal (no campaign star) since he came in at the end of Desert Storm
    No Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal
    No Humanitarian Service Medal
    No NCO Professional Development Ribbon (not an NCO)
    Yes an Army Service Ribbon
    Overseas Service Ribbon but not two awards (never showed up in Germany, let alone completed his tour)
    Did not serve in Korea duringt he 1950s so could not have earned a UN Korean Service Medal with two campaign stars
    Did not deploy so he could not have earned any personal Unit citations, let alone three Presidential Unit Citations, six Meritoriuos Unit Citations, and a Superior Unit Award.

  15. Martinjmpr says:

    What is this numbnuts DOB? He’s rocking a Korean War service medal which was authorized through 1954 I believe. So if he was born after 1936 it’s mathematically impossible for him to have earned it.

    The GWOTSM on his service record is a head scratcher though. Obviously some sloppy clerk put that on there by mistake, but that’s a problem because now it calls the whole document into question. Somebody at NPRC needs to tighten up their shot group because that medal didn’t exists when dingus here was in the Army.

    Also, the KDSM didn’t exist until I believe 2002, so the only way he could have gotten one is if he wrote to Big Army and requested it. And while he probably earned it for a tour in Korea, they should have deleted the OSR at the same time because it’s either/or, not both.

    Bottom line, while Marlar’s jacked up “ribbon rack” is a soup sandwich, so is that FOIA response.

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    Gee whiz, this crankshot’s almost worse than the chippendale seal, who managed to achieve E-3 after an arduous 4 years and 4 months of AD.

    Too early in the morning for this nonsense.

  17. Martinjmpr says:

    WRT to the laughable CAR with “US Army” underneath, here’s the deal: I’ve been riding motorcycles since 1982 and in those 36+ years I’ve been at a lot of motorcycle shops, gatherings, rallies, etc.

    The “biker veteran” has become such a cliche that there is a cottage industry of selling “biker veteran” patches and other bling.

    And yes, they sell patches with a CAR and “US Army” underneath. In fact, I’m pretty sure they sell a patch with a CAR and “US Air Force” too (next time I see one of these shops I’ll look for one.)

    I love seeing the Harley riding guys at biker gatherings sporting Vietnam war patches who are obviously only a year or two older than me – and Saigon fell to the Communists when I was in 7th grade, so you do the math on that one.

    • Perry Gaskill says:

      Something interesting is that when Marlar refers to his motorcycle as “Vicky” the nickname is probably the shortened form for the Victory motorcycle brand. I’d have thought a Harley was a poser obligatory along with the do-rag and the service dog.

  18. Lets see why a Ranger, can’t say as was special ops with Navy as I get sea sick and can’t swim, are way too many claim to be Seal’s on S/V so don’t want to be spotted so easy, can’t say was special ops with Marines as they would get some together and kick my ass, but they have that one pretty medal so I can use it on my vest. Can’t say special ops with A/F as they never do anything. Ok will be Ranger and put all those pretty medals and metal badges on so I look Pretty. And yes I was special ops as the General gave me a special assignment at the O club as ball boy on badmittion court.

  19. 26Limabeans says:

    “Recovery Vehicle Operator”

    Should have parlayed that into a private towing company with a tank retriever to start out with. Could have done something honest with military training.
    Ever see one of those gorgeous giant wreckers all polished chrome and steamed cleaned after every job? Probably a proud vet owned rig.
    Not this shitbag though.

    • Milo Mindbender says:

      I did my H8 school at Ft Dix right after AIT, before deploying to Desert Storm. It was considered a reward for being academics in AIT, not for shitbags

      • 26Limabeans says:

        There was a towing company in Newport Maine back in the 70’s. Toziers. Guy was a Viet of the Nam vet with the Engineers.
        Had the biggest baddest rig in the state.
        Big shiny twin screw Autocar.
        The Interstate had just gone through and he parlayed that training.
        Lotsa stories like that from all MOS’s across all branches.

  20. bim says:

    He’s been rocking this lie for a while. His facebook page has a picture of him with R Lee Ermey. If Gunny only knew the truth, he would have grabbed this dink by his wheezer and punched him right in the cocksucker.

    Until it disappears:
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=345442752641710&set=a.109322956253692&type=3&theater

  21. Tom Huxton says:

    Was that a tracked recovery vehicle? (VTR) Probably tired of hauling tanks out of red mud.

    Special….. yah 5-year privates are rare

  22. Looks like the Seals are behind this week.

  23. Cameron Kingsley says:

    The way he displays the ribbons on his motorcycle reminds me of how the Navy displays all the service awards on their ships that have served in combat or other peacekeeping missions and basing the criteria on where they operated during those missions and awards like the E ribbon based on how efficiently they were operated throughout their careers. Of course the ships actually “earn” their awards, unlike William Marlar here.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      The ARCOM on top says it all.

      • Cameron Kingsley says:

        The GCM and the Humanitarian Service Medal too. I wonder why he decided to go AWOL rather than go to Germany. It sounded like he could of had a relatively decent career going for him had he taken the deployment rather than ditching, not exciting, but nothing to be ashamed of. The kind of deployment I honestly would prefer if I were to join.

  24. Doc (FMF) says:

    This REMF is to combat medicine as Cincinnati is to chili.

  25. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    William Joseph Marlar served less than five years and was discharged as a PVT/E1.
    William Joseph Marlar was never a US Army Ranger.
    William Joseph Marlar was listed as AWOL on his Official Records.
    William Joseph Marlar claims “Sergeant E-5 Ranger Special Teams”, was he a Special Rest Area Ranger doing tricks on highways and Truck Stops?
    William Joseph Marlar is more phony than a WWI issue plastic spoon.
    William Joseph Marlar looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army CMB.
    William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army Airborne or Air Assault badges.
    William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the GCM once but he has a couple of knots on his bogus “Good Cookie”.
    William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the United Nations Service Military Ribbon.
    William Joseph Marlar went AWOL, was Dropped From Records (DFR) and then found a month afterward and thrown out with the previous day’s trash, did he flunk a piss test as well?
    William Joseph Marlar has been outed, and this isn’t going to do his business any favors, was William Joseph Marlar planning on being some Multilevel Marketing Tycoon?
    William Joseph Marlar is going to be discovering The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Git that, William Joseph Marlar? You did this to yourself, William Joseph Marlar!

    Commo Check, anyone?

    • 26Limabeans says:

      LOUD AND CLEAR
      I READ BACK
      BT
      William Joseph Marlar served less than five years and was discharged as a PVT/E1.
      William Joseph Marlar was never a US Army Ranger.
      William Joseph Marlar was listed as AWOL on his Official Records.
      William Joseph Marlar claims “Sergeant E-5 Ranger Special Teams”, was he a Special Rest Area Ranger doing tricks on highways and Truck Stops?
      William Joseph Marlar is more phony than a WWI issue plastic spoon.
      William Joseph Marlar looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army CMB.
      William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army Airborne or Air Assault badges.
      William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the GCM once but he has a couple of knots on his bogus “Good Cookie”.
      William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the United Nations Service Military Ribbon.
      William Joseph Marlar went AWOL, was Dropped From Records (DFR) and then found a month afterward and thrown out with the previous day’s trash, did he flunk a piss test as well?
      William Joseph Marlar has been outed, and this isn’t going to do his business any favors, was William Joseph Marlar planning on being some Multilevel Marketing Tycoon?
      William Joseph Marlar is going to be discovering The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Git that, William Joseph Marlar? You did this to yourself, William Joseph Marlar!
      BT

      OVER

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      William Joseph Marlar served less than five years and was discharged as a PVT/E1.
      William Joseph Marlar was never a US Army Ranger.
      William Joseph Marlar was listed as AWOL on his Official Records.
      William Joseph Marlar claims “Sergeant E-5 Ranger Special Teams”, was he a Special Rest Area Ranger doing tricks on highways and Truck Stops?
      William Joseph Marlar is more phony than a WWI issue plastic spoon.
      William Joseph Marlar looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army CMB.
      William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army Airborne or Air Assault badges.
      William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the GCM once but he has a couple of knots on his bogus “Good Cookie”.
      William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the United Nations Service Military Ribbon.
      William Joseph Marlar went AWOL, was Dropped From Records (DFR) and then found a month afterward and thrown out with the previous day’s trash, did he flunk a piss test as well?
      William Joseph Marlar has been outed, and this isn’t going to do his business any favors, was William Joseph Marlar planning on being some Multilevel Marketing Tycoon?
      William Joseph Marlar is going to be discovering The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Git that, William Joseph Marlar? You did this to yourself, William Joseph Marlar!
      ADDITION:
      William Joseph Marlar NEVER earned the US Army Ranger Tab and William Joseph Marlar never served as part of the US Army 75th Ranger Regiment.

      Commo Check, anyone?

  26. Andy11M says:

    oh god, this idiot is from my neck of the woods. why does Cincy have to be such a nexus for stupidity?

    • Andy11M says:

      I just realized, he claims he was a E5, but he’s rocking NCOPD 3rd award? Someone doesn’t know/remember how awards like that work

      • A Terminal Lance Coolie says:

        I’d wager doesn’t know. Between never earning the award, and his less-than-stellar career trajectory, how much you want to bet he didn’t pay attention to anything regard proper uniform etiquette?

        William Joseph Marlar, another phone poser POS who’s stringing others along, in a pitiful attempt to boost his fragile, wounded ego.

        Enjoy being famous, William Joseph Marlar!

  27. william j marlar says:

    ok I will tell you all the whole story… first off I apologize for claiming to be anything that I was not. I have never tried to take any benefits of get any type of assistance or anything so lets get that clear from the start. I started my Military career in the Reserves as a medic. spent a year in the reserves and went active. when I went active they did not have available medic spots so I went active as a Mechanic. my first duty station active was in the MP company in souel where I became the company medic and taught combat lifesaver (yes this was registered with the department of defense)upon leaving Korea I was sent to Fort Stewart and I was going great until I decided to marry a woman from home. here is when it when shitty. I reenlisted in GA and selected a change of duty station because Fort Stewart sucked. I was in a chemical company as a mechanic but ended up doing medic stuff there also. after several trips to NTC and Bright Star I was over it and reenlisted to get out of there. when I arrived in Germany I was asked at replacement if I wanted to audition for the chorus, being that it was November I assumed that I would be in a Christmas chorus at my duty station. low and behold because I flew with concurrent travel with my wife and newborn son I was stationed with the 33rd usareur band and chorus in Swetzingen and lived at PHV in Heidleberg. I spent my time singing and traveling all over europe and yes I did go to Bosnia for 9 days with the chorus doing shows for the soldiers. I was gone a lot of evenings doing military balls and all kinds of diplomatic events. I have several coins from o6 and above and yes I was loving my career. my wife on the other hand didn’t like being alone with no family or friends while I was working stupid hours at night performing. I requested to get out of the Band so that I could get on a better schedule and was transferred to HHC 44th Signal. everything was going fine until my wife needed to go home because of a tragedy in her family. about a month later I took leave and flew home on leave to collect my family and bring them back. this didnt go as planned and I missed my flight. I callen my unit and explained what had happened and they told me to get to a post sign in and I can go to finance and get an advance to come back… Since Ft Stewart was my last duty station and I had friends there that I could stay with I went there. Ft Stewart was no help. because I didnt have orders returning me to there and no commander to sign off on anything I was instructed by JAG that I was officially AWOL and that my best bet is to go to Ft Knox and turn myself in and take an article 15. that day when I returned back to my friends house my wife has left with my son… I didnt know how to handle this so I caught a bus with the last money I had and went home to try to fix it. the entire time was in contact with JAG via phone because email and the internet was still very new and was instructed to wait 30 days and turn myself in. I was able to fix things with the wife and then went to Ft Knox and turned myself in. My option was take a field grade or request out on a hardship. I did exactly that and was released on a general discharge with less than honorable conditions and was told that I could request to come back in in two years. getting home didn’t go well and my wife became my x and took my son with her. it was not long after that my parents died and I was totally lost in the world. I served my country to the best of my ability and lost everything. I was ashamed and lost. so I started trying to do what I could to stay in my sons life and learn to be an adult civilian. eventually I started trying to support veterans and their families and raise money for them. I never kept anything. yes I sang on the radio and yes I did not correct any of the information posted. There is so much missing from my DD214 and there is nothing I ok I will tell you all the whole story… first off I apologize for claiming to be anything that I was not. I have never tried to take any benefits of get any type of assistance or anything so lets get that clear from the start. I started my Military career in the Reserves as a medic. spent a year in the reserves and went active. when I went active they did not have available medic spots so I went active as a Mechanic. my first duty station active was in the MP company in Seoul Korea where I became the company medic and taught combat lifesaver (yes this was registered with the department of defense)upon leaving Korea I was sent to Fort Stewart and I was going great until I decided to marry a woman from home. here is when it when shitty. I reenlisted in GA and selected a change of duty station because Fort Stewart sucked. I was in a chemical company as a mechanic but ended up doing medic stuff there also. after several trips to NTC and Bright Star I was over it and reenlisted to get out of there. when I arrived in Germany I was asked at replacement if I wanted to audition for the chorus, being that it was November I assumed that I would be in a Christmas chorus at my duty station. low and behold because I flew with concurrent travel with my wife and newborn son after 3 days of auditions I was stationed with the 33rd usareur band and chorus in Swetzingen and lived at PHV in Heidelberg. I spent my time singing and traveling all over Europe and yes I did go to Bosnia with the chorus doing shows for the soldiers. I was gone a lot of evenings doing military balls and all kinds of diplomatic events. I have several coins from o6 and above and yes I was loving my career. my wife on the other hand didn’t like being alone with no family or friends while I was working stupid hours at night performing. I requested to get out of the Band so that I could get on a better schedule and was transferred to HHC 44th Signal. everything was going fine until my wife needed to go home because of a tragedy in her family. about a month later I took leave and flew home on leave to collect my family and bring them back. this didn’t go as planned and I missed my flight. I called my unit and explained what had happened and they told me to get to a post sign in and I can go to finance and get an advance to come back… Since Ft Stewart was my last duty station and I had friends there that I could stay with I went there. Ft Stewart was no help. because I didn’t have orders returning me to there and no commander to sign off on anything I was instructed by JAG that I was officially AWOL and that my best bet is to go to Ft Knox and turn myself in and take an article 15. that day when I returned to my friend’s house, my wife had left with my son… I didn’t know how to handle this so I caught a bus with the last money I had and went home to try to fix it. the entire time was in contact with JAG via phone because email and the internet was still very new and was instructed to wait 30 days and turn myself in if getting out was my plan. I was able to fix things with the wife and then went to Ft Knox and turned myself in. My option was take a field grade or request out on a hardship. I did exactly that and was released on a general discharge with less than honorable conditions and was told that I could request to come back in in two years. getting home didn’t go well and my wife became my x and took my son with her. I was ashamed and lost. It was not long after that I found myself on Christmas in the hospital after trying to commit suicide, it was not long after that my parents (step mother, then father) died and I was totally lost in the world. I put myself through school without my GI bill that I had earned in my first enlistment but could not collect and moved on. I served my country to the best of my ability and lost everything. so I started trying to do what I could to stay in my sons life and learn to be an adult civilian. eventually I started trying to support veterans and their families and raise money for them. I never kept anything. Yes I sang on the radio and yes I did not correct any of the information posted. There is so much missing from my DD214 that did not get added in the paper folder days and yes I have claimed more than I should have and there is nothing I can do about that now. Over the years I embellished some and for that I am truly sorry because the shame I felt on how I exited the army was a lot. The question is how does this end? will I still be able to work with groups to raise money to soldiers or veteran causes or will everyone just continue to roast me over coals, causing others to suffer. How do I better serve those I used to call Brothers and those who are getting looked down on and pushed under the rug? How do I fix this? I will never claim to be anything more than I am again, but I am really trying to do good things. You all could help me and then you can watch how I conduct myself or try to ruin what good things I am trying to do. I fucked up and I owe all of you an apology.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Over the years I embellished some….

      Some?

    • Grunt says:

      Ooo shit, lemme get the popcorn and whiskey ready. This is gonna get SPICY! 🌶 🥵

    • RGR 4-78 says:

      First thing you can do is take an angle grinder to the ribbon rack on your motorcycle gas tank, then take a picture of it and send the picture to the TAH admins.
      Second thing you can do is remove everything you never earned off of your clown vest and mail it with the picture of your gas tank.

    • A Terminal Lance Coolie says:

      Y’know, every poser who comes around here has this weird aversion to punctuation and grammar.

      Having ground through the mess, I’m going to second what RGR 4-78 said. Get that crap off your bike and vest.

      Whatever curveballs and hardship life threw at you are not excuses to sink to this level of fuckery. Everything you’ve said and done since you got out is nothing more than an insult to those who have gone before us, and who follow after us. You’ve got one hell of a journey ahead to trying to repair the damage you’ve done.

      If you want to have more than a snowballs chance in hell, you’re going to have to come clean to everyone you’ve fed this line of bullshit to.

      I, for one, will not be buying a line of your apology or sob story until there’s proof you’ve removed that ribbon rack from your bike and vest, and started to make the effort to correct the wrongs you’ve committed.

    • Mason says:

      I’m going to be the first to call BS. Your story, when it’s the least bit comprehensible, makes no sense.

      You hop between Ft Stewart and Ft Knox trying to find someone, anyone to help you correct your UA status? They’re like 500+ miles apart. Any military installation with an MP at it would have been happy to arrest you and rectify your situation.

      A JAG would not tell you to wait 30 days after you went UA to turn yourself in. Why would a lawyer advise you to continue breaking the law at the risk of your imprisonment? You say the JAG “instructed” you, which implies an order. Therefore you expect us to believe an officer and a lawyer ordered you to knowing break the law? Ah, no.

      Want to make it right by us? STOP FREAKING LYING!

    • ex-OS2 says:

      There is so much missing from my DD214 that did not get added in the paper folder days….

      Do tell.

      …and yes I have claimed more than I should have and there is nothing I can do about that now.

      Sure there is. Man up and stop wearing shit you did not earn.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Man that was a long painful story.
      You must feel really bad.
      That you got caught.

      Eat me.

    • Doc (FMF) says:

      It takes a big man to admit his errors.

      You deserve a medal. Hopefully, posthumous.

    • HMC Ret says:

      Man, nobody failed you but yourself. I don’t for a second believe a JAG told you to just stay UA/AWOL for a while and then turn yourself in. Maybe, just maybe the JAG thought the damage was done and there would be no further damage by staying gone an additional X days. I think IIRC the UA status changes to the desertion status at the 30 day mark. Been a long time and taking this from a sometimes flawed memory.
      You know, this is my best advice to you. First of all, I think you’re a slug and that the damage to you was caused entirely by you. But … I would lose the bling. The crap on your bike, all the shit on your clothing, everything you created to cause others to think more highly of you. Petition the Army for a change of your discharge status so that it is under honorable conditions. Explain to them all the circumstances which caused you to be a fuckup. Basically beg for forgiveness. You have to come completely clean. I doubt the Army told you that you could come back in after two years and I’m doubting you are raising $ for veterans.
      Come clean. Petition for a change in character of your discharge.

      Do these things and one more thing … STFU.

    • Cornholio says:

      Where the fuck is “souel”???

  28. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I wonder if William Joseph Marlar will come here as a sockpuppet with threats of a lawer? we haven’t had a good chew toy lately other than whatshisface from UC Berzerkely!

  29. A Terminal Lance Coolie says:

    Well, balls. Guess my name is out there now. Herp-da-derp. Dumbass award to me.

    *Fixed it for you.
    ex-OS2

  30. william j marlar says:

    all I can do is admit my faults and ask for forgiveness. how everyone else reacts is out of my control. I am not fighting anything or saying I’m getting a lawyer… the internet is the internet and your opinions of who I am are yours to have. I welcome the opportunity to prove myself worthy after causing all of you the anger that you feel. Some of that shit found on the internet is a little out of context but I should not have posted it without the explanation that made sense in the first place.

    oh BTW the bad check was for an old motorcycle (800.00) and I didnt know the check bounced for a year because I was on a joint account with someone I trusted and was wrong to do so… The bike was in my name and titled to me. once I found out what had happened I paid the guy I purchased the bike from double what I owed him and all charges were dismissed… naturally it was expired temp tags on a new car that caused me to find all of that out because I was never contacted about the check bouncing. I paid my debts and moved on.

    • william j marlar says:

      just in case you see that too

    • sbalm says:

      Wow! Sounds like some things were taken out of context.

      Facebook comment - Combat vet

      • Mason says:

        Funny, cause you know what disgraces the sacrifices of real American heroes is assholes that couldn’t hack it in the military, get kicked out with an OTH discharge, and then go out trying to win points with stories of their wartime accomplishments. People like you, former Private (E-1) Marlar.

        You are not a combat veteran, were not a Ranger, and not a Ranger medic. You are a liar. The worst kind of liar.

    • 11B-Mailclerk says:

      All you can do?

      No.

      #1 -stop lying- about your service. Just -stop- talking. Scrape the decals. Ditch the vest.

      #2 apologize for the ass-baggery. Keep it simple “I was wrong. No excuse”. Don’t expect much credit.

      #3 do -not- continue, relapse, repeat, or otherwise do-over. Folks see it. They report it.

      If you can handle those three you may actually earn some grudging respect as one of the very few fakers who go straight. You will -not- be thanked, rewarded, or be seen as heroic. But it may give you some comfort to have at least earned that bit of respect. For such reform is -rare-

      Want forgiveness? Want your sins washed away? Go to Church. Find Jesus. Nothing, no one, is too broken for Salvation. But that repentance also requires a genuine change of heart. It isn’t easy, I can personally attest, but it -is- there.

      But do stop. Whatever your reasons, just stop. Words will mean -nothing- here. Actions do.

    • A Terminal Lance Coolie says:

      With the screenshot posted above, I seriously doubt anything was taken “out of context”, except for your desire to be relevant.

      People don’t like deserters. You know it. So you spin the story, maybe sound like a bit of a badass, and thereby save face…until people realize you’re all jacked up.

      Everything was taken as you intended until we all got wind of it. Now you’re pissed that your house of cards has been blown over, and you’re trying to save face.

      I seriously doubt you’re sorry for anything more than being caught.

      Fucknuckle.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Here’s what you need to do – conduct an emergency meeting of the Northern KY Chapter of the United States Patriots Motorcycle Club and tell all of the member that you lied about your service and tell them the real truth. Resign your position as Club President immediately.

      Clean up any of your social media bullshit and post that you have lied about your service and set the record straight.

      Get rid of the unearned stuff from your bike and vest (and any other bullshit you have).

      Finally, go to your family and friends and TELL THEM THE TRUTH… and deal with the fallout from that.

      I’ll bet $100 that you don’t have the balls to do anything about it.

      • Combat Historian says:

        What HMCS(FMF) ret just said.

        Go and make a public apology in front of your bike club, then resign your position, then clean up your internet bullshit and turn in your phony bling…and confess to your loved ones…

        Man up and take the honorable road…but I have the gut feeling you won’t…

    • Cornholio says:

      “I didnt know the check bounced for a year”

      Too stupid to balance a checkbook?

  31. ghostrider_oz says:

    Pretty sure his wife still thinks he is all flying shootin jumpin Army Ranger Medic, she referred to him on bookface as such back in Feb 2017 and later when he sang on the radio station she posted

    Missy Marlar shared 103.5 WGRR’s photo.
    12 November ·
    💗 this pic! Friday when will sang the national anthem on 103.5! Thank you my wonderful Husband for the for the sacrifice that you made during the earlier years of your life ; before our souls were finally able to join together. I know without a shadow of a doubt that the experiences that you had when you dedicated service to our country made you the man that you are today. Thank you to all of the selfless Veterans and their families -and always remember all the support that they need. They deserve it

    • william j marlar says:

      bringing her into it wont do any good for anyone. the shame is mine and mine alone.

      • ghostrider_oz says:

        You brought her into this by spinning you tales of daring do and phony valor.

        Maybe someone should let her know whats really going on.

        Your 5000 words essay is fiction, and I am pretty sure it’s not “the whole story” or any of the story – I’m not even military or American to boot but still reads as bullshit to me.

      • SFC D says:

        Wrong, douchebag. You’ve shamed your wife and everyone who believed your lies and bullshit. Feeling regretful over your actions? Good. It should hurt. You earned all the pain and derision you’re getting. Your wife is catching hell because of YOU.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        You crapped all over your name and reputation. You need to go face the music over your Stolen Valor bullshit.

        Stop crying about getting caught.

    • ghostrider_oz says:

      Think he may a some splaining to do before christmas

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        Nobody brought her into this but you turd tonguer! Sucks to be you now, don’t it?

        Suffer!

      • william j marlar says:

        agreed… I still enlisted and served in the army and did use all of my abilities to do so until the Army failed me at the end.We were always told that if something went wrong on out of country leave call the unit and get to a post and they will help you get back. everything that follows is on me. I have supported many since then and will try my best to continue to do so. this does not help but again that is on me.

        • Friend says:

          Blamed the ex and military for your bad. You’re a worthless piece of shit….
          Next you’ll blame your children asswipe.

        • Mason says:

          Hey jackass, the army didn’t fail you, you failed the army. You failed all the men and women you served with when you failed to show up to do your job.

          See all those “you” statements there? That’s where the blame lies for your life of poor decisions.

          All growed up and you still can’t take responsibility for what you’ve done, other than post here some sob story with an I’m sorry I got caught message.

          Then you go in with the “please don’t tell my wife.” Man the F up. Tell her the man she adores so much, whose soul she’s attached to is a liar, a fake, and a phoney. She’ll probably (rightfully so) wonder what else you lie about.

        • 11B-Mailclerk says:

          I served during the 80s, at Fort Stewart.

          NCO Doctrine then was “The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters.”

          I doubt you will find any sympathy for excuses here. You kinda flushed your credibility with the bullshitting. Oops.

          Now, -actions- speak loudly. As I stated above, demonstrate reform. Don’t relapse.

          And maybe find something respectable to do, that has no tie-in whatsoever to prior life. Anonymous charity work is one way to serve. Note “anonymous”. It’s not about you.

        • EODJay says:

          Look here Billy. You come here trying to fleece us by telling us the “whole story” and asking what you can do to make this right but anyone with more than signing in to their first unit time in the military can tell is complete bullshit. You’ve been told what to do and you fail to do so. Stop lying! There’s not one swinging dick that believes JAG told you to just stay AWOL. While I was in the Army I had two instances of having trouble getting back to my unit from leave and never once did my unit try to pawn me off on another organization. Why the fuck would they? Extending a leave is pretty easy. Even if you have to go in the hole.

          Do yourself and everyone around you a favor; tell the truth. Get it all out in the open so you can rebuild.

        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          You fucked the Army and your fellow Soldiers… they didn’t fuck you. When you fucked them, they kicked your no-load ass out.

        • Bubble Soldier says:

          The Army “failed” you? What kind of an apology is that? Playing the “Blame Game®” negates the value of an apology.

        • SFC D says:

          Bullshit flags… bullshit flags everywhere…

  32. Marine 0331 says:

    Special Teams? What? Was he an army punt returner?

  33. JTB says:

    LOL..Good Fucking Lord…

  34. HMC Ret says:

    ” eventually I started trying to support veterans and their families and raise money for them. I never kept anything.”

    So your life is a train wreck yet you are supporting veterans and their families, raising money and never keeping any for yourself?

    What a load of shit. Dollars to donuts IF you are raising $ for veterans, no way you’re using that money to help others. First, I don’t believe you’re raising shit for veterans and, in the unlikely event you are, that money is almost certainly staying in your pocket.

    Another bullshit story trying to garner sympathy. Give it a break, will you? Remove the bling, trash the clothing and go dark. You are no longer entertaining. About all I believe from your story is that you were/are a fuckup.

  35. USAF RET says:

    Holy shitstain! Check in to find you all have had a busy night.

    Dude the best advice has already been given…Just. Stop. Talking. That’s what got you in this mess – your mouth. I’d come clean with all involved. If you really want to help veterans then keep doing it without all of your lies. That will show what you are made of – actions. Not more BS

  36. Guard Bum says:

    Even if the fake ribbon rack was real who the hell would put that on their bike besides a poser? These guys telegraph their fuckery every time and it seems it is always the guys with the least military service to be proud of that display the most bling.

  37. ChipNASA says:

    Holy Fucking Shit. I’m repeating what USAF RET just said,
    I posted the fucking The Continent of Insults®™ before I left for the day and Old Billy Fartlog comes in here and tries to halfassed defend his shit.
    Yeah, I’m not buying it.
    OK, you got caught.

    READ CAREFULLY what the other vets and posters here have to say.
    Take it to heart and maybe your Holiday wish will, you might try to dig yourself out from the mountain of shit you created.
    FESS THE FUCK UP to ALL and then while you’re at it, admit it that YOU FUCKED UP. no one else. YOU ASS LEACH. You and YOU alone are responsible for what happened. Maybe you can go forward and fix things with everyone that you’ve wronged with your bullshit but in the end, do everything in your power to fix things and then….


  38. ChipNASA says:

    OK all, and I don’t know how I posted the The Continent of Insults®™ at 5:50 yesterday and Billy came in here at 5:21 to try to defend his position.
    Maybe the post tag times are local and I was out at EST.

    ANYWAY,
    I’m glad Billy came back to stir up the thread. That’s *ALWAYS* good for a brawl/beatdown/chew toy.

    ATTENTION:
    Just to try to encourage such behavior, I am now adding this to the top of the The Continent of Insults®™ after the initial introduction so if said poser reads it, they should be “insulted” enough to come in and give it a whirl.

    ….
    HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD,
    ,

    Thoughts?

    I think it may liven the place up a bit

    😉 😉 😀 😀 😀

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