Rand Abbott – Cleaning shitters 

| January 10, 2019

Amid reports of plundered Native American artifacts, illegal behavior and chain-sawed trees, officials at Joshua Tree National Park have announced they will close the park entirely to mount a massive cleanup effort. It remains unclear how long the closure will last.

I came across our buddy Randy Abbott recently.  With the Gubbermint shutdown and all he just had to step up and “help”.

I’ll betcha a can of fruitcake from an old B3 unit that he can not do this without stirring up some stank.

Most folks don’t really know how to deal with an embellishing liar like Randy and because he is in a chair… my guess is he will use that to play on their good nature.

My suggestion to Randy is to STFU if he is going to help clean shitters and don’t cause problems for regular folks.

I doubt he will listen.  Regular folks should not be shy about telling Abbott to STFU.  My experience is that where ever he goes … controversy follows, but that’s just my opinion.

Jonn just loved to talk with our buddy.

I can say to the good folks around Joshua Tree that if they get involved with Marshall, Abbott, or whatever he goes by these days, it will probably be in some  Not For Profit kinda flim-flam.

The rest of the story is below.

Source: Amid closure at Joshua Tree National Park, volunteers struggle to clean up after unruly visitors – Los Angeles Times

Category: Dumbass Bullshit, General Whackos

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  1. Skippy says:

    Crazy F¥€£er


  2. 5th/77th FA says:

    Agree with Skippy, Dave, and Jonn (RIP). This tool is a fool.

    That being said, I also despise trashy mofos that have no home training and even less respect for our Natural/National Parks. To tie in with the UCMJ Post, I learned most of what people need to know about life and how to act at about 5 yo from my Mama.

    Grow up and act like a decent human being, even if you are not one.

  3. 26Limabeans says:

    Nice to hear Jonn’s calm, reasoned phone voice.

  4. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if he talks to the shitters while he cleans them?

    • Green Thumb says:

      Actually, I know he will as he is a man of action!

      • Green Thumb says:

        Now that I really think about it, I bet he can ride pipe and could surf those shitters.

        That ladies and gentlemen, is hardcore.

        Surfing Shitters, Rand Abbott style….

  5. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Randy left a couple of comments on the LA Slimes website…

    • charles w says:

      Did you see the picture of the damaged tree? Doesn’t look like vandalism to me. Who climbs up that far to cut a tree down?

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        Looks like an “act of God” may have taken it down – doesn’t look like any chainsaw that I’ve seen or used…

  6. SFC D says:

    Yet another turd that won’t stay flushed. It’s not only cream that rises to the top.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      I had a plumber friend who said management is a lot like sewage, the big chunks tend to rise to the top….

      It sort of fits in this scenario as well.

  7. charles w says:

    His days as a Marine Recon refueler probably went like this. Hey, I need a volunteer to recon that shitter! Sir, the shitter is full!

  8. Comm Center Rat says:

    Randy looks crazy as a shithouse rat.

  9. JarHead Pat says:

    5000$$$ on bleach BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…what a turd.

  10. GDContractor says:

    That shitbag should have won the tourney. He needs a separate entry ballot for every alias he has ever used. It looks like he easily outsmarted an LA Times reporter.

  11. rgr769 says:

    The effing POSers usually never stop their BS. “Disabled veteran,” my ass. He is a veteran and he has a disability, but neither category has anything to do with the other, since he apparently acquired his disability (whatever its real extent is) from a surgery he had many years after he left the Corps.


    Wanna hear a terrible and offensive Canadian joke? ….Too bad,here it is;

    Q: What do you call an empty beer bottle at the side of the road?
    A: A Native Artifact
    Q: What do you call a full beer bottle at the side of the road?
    A: A RARE Native Artifact

  13. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    I wonder if Randy Abbott doesn’t just sniff the toilet seats and consider that a cleaning?

  14. ex-OS2 says:

    “When I was in the Marines, the others guys took leave in Las Vegas or the Sunset Strip,” he recalled with a smile. “I’d come here, toss a sleeping bag down and stare at the Milky Way, which seemed so close I could reach up and scoop up stars.”

    And now he pays to clean the shitters….

  15. SK2Bob says:

    Was hiking at Joshua Tree park yesterday and didn’t see any of the damage. There even seemed to be a lot more work activity going on that usual. After returning home received a message that the park would remain open, then a story appeared in the local Patch this morning saying the same.

    This park is a cash cow for the guv and local businesses, so no need to close it for lack of funding. It funds itself. Trump has left the door open for visitors anyway, but in 2013 when obama closed down the government he locked the park down completely.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      You’re right SK2Bob – was stationed at MCAGCC twice, and live not too far from the park when their the last time. Joshua Tree would be a skidmark on the highway without the Park.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        BTW – have a knit pullover from Joshua Tree Outfitters that I still wear on chilling PWN days.