Jesus Perez – Phony U.S. Army Ranger, PHs, POW

| January 14, 2019 | 105 Comments

The folks at MilitaryPhony send us their work on Jesus L. Perez.  Perez goes by ‘Jesse’ and ‘ProudAnchorBaby’ on Twitter, or at least did until they suspended his account.

Jesse would commonly jump into political arguments but would preface many of his comments by providing his military resume, which included a claim of him being a Retired Army Ranger…

Served for over 10 years, had six combat deployments and was a POW…

He claims he was awarded several Purple Hearts and alluded to the POW status again…

In this post, he became specific about the POW claim – 16 days he was held in captivity…

So, people got a little curious and his military records were ordered.

DoD Manpower did not have any results…

And the NRPC said “Who?”…

In addition, all of the standard resources for POW listings were consulted and Jesus Perez was not on them.  Then again, how could he be if the Army can’t find him?

Since his Twitter accounts are shut down, perhaps nobody will hear from him anymore.

My guess is that Jesus will rise from the dead one day and attempt a second coming.  We will just leave this post here on the interwebnet thingy until then.

If there is a hell I hope there is a special place for the scum that falsely claims they were a POW.

 

 

Category: Army Poser, POW, Valor Vultures

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  1. AW1Ed says:

    The lowest poser scum claim Purple Hearts, closely followed by fake POWs. Shit-for-brains here claims both.

    Jesus L. Perez, aka Jesse Perez was never an Army Ranger, never a POW, and was never awarded a Purple Heart. Congrats, Perez, welcome to your new Google fame- the internets are forever.

  2. Shannon Skerrett says:

    Jesus L. Perez is a ball tickling douchnozzle.

  3. Wilted Willy says:

    Jesse L. Perez is an ass sucking hose job! You are the lowest of the low! I hope you get to do some real prison time to bolster your creds!

  4. USAF RET says:

    Jesse L. Perez is a lying, posing scumbag!

  5. Slow Joe says:

    The Purple heart seems popular with the fakers. Im not sure they know what it is.

    War storey alertz!:

    Our cook got a PH during the surge in Iraq. Mortar round hit the chow hall and forks went flying and got the cook in the ass. Well, lower left leg on the back. He had never put a foot outside the wire.

    The same week our Stryker got blown the fuck up, front wheel, TC side, and we in the back were ok but the driver and gunner got a good bang, with the gunner being medevaced with serious injuries.

    He got exactly the same PH the cook got.

    • 11B-Mailclerk says:

      Oh man, he was forked by the Fickle Finger of Fate.

    • Animal says:

      So the cook shouldn’t have gotten a PH because he wasn’t hurt as badly as the gunner was? If that was the criteria then the gunner shouldn’t have gotten a PH because he wasn’t killed.

      Maybe I misunderstood what you’re saying.

    • cc senor says:

      Some injuries are more painful than others. And not all will draw blood. Your cook was wounded as the result of enemy action that evidently required medical attention. It matters not a wit if it was a fork or a fragment that got him in the ass.

    • AnotherPat says:

      Here is a history lesson for you, Slow Joe, about a Navy Mess Attendant,Doris Miller, who received the Navy Cross for his actions on 7 December 1941.

      Navy Mess Attendant=Cook.

      https://www.history.navy.mil/research/histories/biographies-list/bios-m/miller-doris.html

      “Doris Miller, known as “Dorie” to shipmates and friends, was born in Waco, Texas, on 12 October 1919, to Henrietta and Conery Miller. He had three brothers, one of which served in the Army during World War II. While attending Moore High School in Waco, he was a fullback on the football team. He worked on his father’s farm before enlisting in the U.S Navy as Mess Attendant, Third Class, at Dallas, Texas, on 16 September 1939, to travel, and earn money for his family. He later was commended by the Secretary of the Navy, was advanced to Mess Attendant, Second Class and First Class, and subsequently promoted to Cook, Third Class.”

      “Following training at the Naval Training Station, Norfolk, Virginia, Miller was assigned to the ammunition ship USS Pyro (AE-1) where he served as a Mess Attendant, and on 2 January 1940 was transferred to USS West Virginia (BB-48), where he became the ship’s heavyweight boxing champion. In July of that year he had temporary duty aboard USS Nevada (BB-36) at Secondary Battery Gunnery School. He returned to West Virginia and on 3 August, and was serving in that battleship when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor on 7 December 1941. Miller had arisen at 6 a.m., and was collecting laundry when the alarm for general quarters sounded. He headed for his battle station, the antiaircraft battery magazine amidship, only to discover that torpedo damage had wrecked it, so he went on deck. Because of his physical prowess, he was assigned to carry wounded fellow Sailors to places of greater safety. Then an officer ordered him to the bridge to aid the mortally wounded Captain of the ship. He subsequently manned a 50 caliber Browning anti-aircraft machine gun until he ran out of ammunition and was ordered to abandon ship.”

      “Miller was commended by the Secretary of the Navy Frank Knox on 1 April 1942, and on 27 May 1942 he received the Navy Cross, which Fleet Admiral (then Admiral) Chester W. Nimitz, the Commander in Chief, Pacific Fleet personally presented to Miller on board aircraft carrier USS Enterprise (CV-6) for his extraordinary courage in battle. Speaking of Miller, Nimitz remarked:

      This marks the first time in this conflict that such high tribute has been made in the Pacific Fleet to a member of his race and I’m sure that the future will see others similarly honored for brave acts.”

      “On 13 December 1941, Miller reported to USS Indianapolis (CA-35), and subsequently returned to the west coast of the United States in November 1942. Assigned to the newly constructed USS Liscome Bay (CVE-56) in the spring of 1943, Miller was on board that escort carrier during Operation Galvanic, the seizure of Makin and Tarawa Atolls in the Gilbert Islands. Liscome Bay’s aircraft supported operations ashore between 20-23 November 1943. At 5:10 a.m. on 24 November, while cruising near Butaritari Island, a single torpedo from Japanese submarine I-175 struck the escort carrier near the stern. The aircraft bomb magazine detonated a few moments later, sinking the warship within minutes. Listed as missing following the loss of that escort carrier, Miller was officially presumed dead 25 November 1944, a year and a day after the loss of Liscome Bay. Only 272 Sailors survived the sinking of Liscome Bay, while 646 died.”

      “In addition to the Navy Cross, Miller was entitled to the Purple Heart Medal; the American Defense Service Medal, Fleet Clasp; the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign Medal; and the World War II Victory Medal.”

      “Commissioned on 30 June 1973, USS Miller (FF-1091), a Knox-class frigate, was named in honor of Doris Miller.”

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        “Heeee’s Baaaaack”!!!!! Welcome Back Brother! 1st Round is on my tab, give him hell.

        Get History Schooled Slow Joe. Just because someone didn’t have an 11, 13, or 18 MOS doesn’t mean they didn’t have honorable service. Takes a buncha cooks, clerks, POGs, and REMFs to keep the beans and bullets flowing forward. And those types can slow down/stop a projectile like any one else.

        rtr

      • PTBH says:

        Played by Cuba Gooding Jr in the movie “Pearl Harbor.”

        • Combat Historian says:

          Doris Miller was played by Elven Havard In “Torah Tora Tora”, a much better and more authentic movie about the Pearl Harbor attack…

          • PTBH says:

            I remember the ads about “Tora, Tora, Tora” and could not wait for it to come out.

            When it did, I was one of the firsts in the theater.

            It was a very good movie. The only thing I didn’t like was white subtitles over white backgrounds.

            I haven’t seen it since the theater but I hope that was fixed.

    • Slow Joe says:

      Whoa, so much hatred.

      My point was that many people outside the military think that a Purple Heart is evidence of heroic derring-do Hollywood style, when in reality the PH is awarded for being wounded by enemy action regardless of the type of action.

      I never said our cook didn’t deserve his PH, just that you get the same Medal for a little wound that doesn’t even get you a day off, and for a major injury that disables you for the rest of your life, or even kills you.

      Many civilians don’t understand that, and fakers and embellishers seem to cater to that segment of the population that have no idea, and no interest, in how awards work in the military.

      • Slow Joe says:

        Therefore, what I mean is that you can get a PH by being in the receiving end of indirect fires, well away from the shooting, inside a major FOB, and thus is no evidence of being in combat as presented by valor thieves.

      • rgr769 says:

        Your point is well taken. The PH, contrary to what this never served douchebag says, is never “earned.” It is awarded for being in the wrong spot on the planet at the wrong point in time. Sometimes a soldier gets one because he was “in the shit,” but not always. I almost “earned” one because I had the misfortune of flying low level in a Huey about to land that happened fly over the bad guys who had just had a massive firefight with a rifle company. I was a passenger going to pick up a battalion commander who happened to be with that infantry company. I was not doing anything heroic. I was glad I didn’t “earn” one, as there were two bullet holes in the spot where I was sitting a minute before the aircraft was hit with about a dozen AK rounds. Had I not sat down on the middle of that canvas bench seat after stepping forward to look out the wind screen to see where we were going to land, I would likely not be here to post this.

    • SFC D says:

      Yef, it must be incredibly difficult to go through life carrying the burden of single-handedly defeating the bad guys in Iraq.

      Somewhere along the line, your NCO’s failed you miserably.

      That “Army of One” slogan was just marketing. Don’t buy into it as the word of God.

      • Slow Joe says:

        No no no.
        I am not an egomaniac loserr that thinks he is the center of the hole universe.

        I am sorry if I gave that impression.

        And I assume you are talking to me, not that other ugly dude who drinks bad beer.

  6. streetsweeper says:

    Jesus L. Perez, piece of shit.

  7. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    #ProudAnchorBaby #GiantFuckingLiar #TotalFuckingDouchenozzle #Gofuckyourselfyoulyingsackofshit

    He’s proud his parents fucked in a foreign land and the only reason they get to stay is the generosity of the American people? I don’t understand people who are proud of things they had absolutely nothing to do with creating. He’s so proud in fact that he steals the actual blood and effort of real American soldiers to support his personal political beliefs. Not surprising what with the Democrats having a bunch of folks who misremember their service with alarming regularity…I’m looking at you Senator Blumenthal you lying sack of shit.

    Well Mr. Perez here’s a little lesson on free speech in America, you can lie your ass off to make yourself famous and sometimes you get to reap the Karmic benefit of such actions. Here’s hoping you get everything you deserve for your inability to speak honestly.

    #hypocriticalshithead

  8. Daisy Cutter says:

    It is interesting how The Jesus frames his arguments — if you disagree with him you are a POW-hater.

    I’ll take “Sh|t I Didn’t Do” for $100.

  9. Combat Historian says:

    Jesus L. Perez is a lying phony POS who never spent a day in the military, not even in basic training. The lowest of the lowest of the low; lower than amoeba shit…

  10. QMC says:

    Twitter is full of little POS poser snowflakes like this guy…. and you can find a great deal of them in replies to the @POTUS tweets. 99% of all the claims there are of course total BS.

    Hell, this guy may not even be a real person. For all we know it might be some 19 year old typing away in his mommy and daddy’s basement.

  11. NHSparky says:

    I know there are some Democrats in uniform. I know there are even a few of the Koolaid drinkers like this douchenozzle. But the closer one gets to the tip of the spear, the less likely that shit becomes.

    If this fuckstick was a Ranger and this big of a chigger, I’d be getting a Powerball ticket.

    • MI Ranger says:

      I can only recall a few folks that leaned left during my time in the Regiment. Of course that was in the kinder gentler days when we were considered “junior varsity”. Those folks did not stay long in the unit because they felt to much right wing pressure.
      I don’t recall seeing any Rangers on the POW list of late, certainly not for 16 days. Maybe Mr. Perez is referring to his days held by Border Patrol or the local Sheriff?

  12. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Ahem…

    Fire mission, fire mission. Identified poser in the open. Request Continent of Insults. Over.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Second!
      Make Jesus L. Perez, aka Jesse Perez of California FAMOUS!

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        Vote AYE!! Calling Chip NASA you are cleared hot. Make 2 passes cause this one is a big asshole. Expend all on Jesus L. Perez, aka Jesse Perez of California, valor/oxygen stealing POS phony Ranger, phony POW, but real scumbag. What became you shoulda run down yo mama’s leg.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Sorry I’m late to the party, catching up on my TAH reading.

      ATTENTENTION TAH!!!!!!!! , “Drop Your Cocks and Grab Your Socks.”

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      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
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      ….Jesus (HOLY FUCKING REAL JESUS) L(ying butt nozzle). 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I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know,

      • ChipNASA says:

        Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P. ), Not a Veteran, NEVER SERVED, POS phony Ranger, phony POW, not an Anchor Baby, but probably an Asshole Baby, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia,
        you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
        If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
        We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
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        FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
        Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
        Here endeth the lesson.

  13. Bim says:

    What is this “#backlivesmatter” movement that he supports on twitter?

    Does he not know how to spell “Black”? Or is he saying that assholes are important?

    Cheesedick.

  14. 26Limabeans says:

    I see a bike in his cameo.
    Where’s the dog?

  15. Martinjmpr says:

    What Would Jesus Do?

    Lie his ass off, apparently.

  16. Keepin' It Real says:

    Jesus bowls

  17. Daisy Cutter says:

    I think this is a spin-off of that new show “God Friended Me” and this one is called “Jesus Tweeted Me.”

  18. Daisy Cutter says:

    Jesse Perez achieved something that Trump could not – he got his account suspended from Twitter.

  19. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another failed Junior Assistant Towel Fluffer at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

    Enjoy the Google fame, Jesus Perez…

  20. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    I think his is MOS 999U…Unicorn. Much like the mystical creature neither it nor “Jessie’s” military careers ever existed.

    Plus, for a POSer he’s not even trying. Where is the requisite bling? No Ranger hat, t-shirt, license plate, tattoo or vest. All he has is stoooopid opinion which he tries to give validate by claiming a he was a vet. And not just any vet, he goes full-on POSer by claiming to be a member of an elite fighting unit…go big or go home as no using in posing as clerk/typist.

  21. RGR 4-78 says:

    Jesus/Jesse L. Perez, I wonder if the “L” stands for “Liar”?

  22. Sarge says:

    Jesus L. Perez was not an Army Ranger
    Jesus L. Perez was not a Prisoner of War
    Jesus L. Perez never received a Purple Heart
    Jesus L. Perez never served in the US Military
    Jesus L. Perez did not spend 10 years in the US Army
    Jesus L. Perez does not have multiple combat deployments
    Jesus L. Perez is a not retired from the US Army

    The internet is forever…enjoy your fame chickenfucker.

  23. OldManchu says:

    Dick stepping Rump Ranger.

    The only “purple” anything Jesus Perez ever received were multiple Purpura received while fighting anal intruders during his rump ranger missions.

  24. OldManchu says:

    Jesus L. Perez served with the 75mm Anal Intruder Regiment. He was wounded during a full on Anal Assault at the local gay bar. He had his wounds “tended” to by someone named Manning. After which, Jesus L. Perez re-entered the assault and was captured and treated like a middle eastern mountain goat for the next 11 days.

  25. HMC Ret says:

    Hey, Perez …

    Ranger Up, Motherfucker

    Your mommy called. She changed the sheets on your bed in her basement.

  26. Green Thumb says:

    This dude takes it in the ass.

  27. SFC D says:

    I’m willing to bet that ol’ Hay-soos here ain’t even Mexican.

  28. J.R. Johnson says:

    Not to be a Sock Puppet, but Dave Harding you are reading a few things into Jesse’s posts. In the first two he is simply insulting the President for saying Senator John McCain was not a War Hero for being a POW, only for what he did as a POW (this part gets forgotten by the Liberal media). In the second post where he calls President Trump #CadetBoneSpurs he says the president hates POWs (of course unfounded). Only in his last posting (that you show) does he claim himself to have been a POW and earned Purple Hearts.

    Please continue with the name calling:
    Jesus “Jesse” Perez was never an Army Ranger.
    Jesus “Jesse” Perez never earned a Purple Heart
    Jesus “Jesse” Perez was never in the Army or military
    Jesus “Jesse” Perez was never a POW

  29. Poetrooper says:

    Don’t sweat it, Dave. JR simply doesn’t recognize your uncanny ability to simultaneously juxtaposition multiple ideas and concepts.

  30. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A US Army Ranger.
    Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest areas.
    Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
    Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind The Blue Oyster.
    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
    Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
    The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
    Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at The Blue Oyster.
    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has teeny-boppers afraid of him.
    Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
    Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculpted rat turds.
    Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google®™ and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that, Jesus L. Perez?

    ((((OVER))))

    • 26Limabeans says:

      “metrosexual hairdo”

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I SAY AGAIN:

      Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
      Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A US Army Ranger.
      Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
      Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest areas.
      Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
      Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind The Blue Oyster.
      Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
      Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
      Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
      The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
      Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
      Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at The Blue Oyster.
      Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
      Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
      Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has teeny-boppers afraid of him.
      Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
      Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculpted rat turds.
      Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google®™ and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that, Jesus L. Perez?

      ((((OVER))))

      Commo check, anyone?

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        API….I COPY YOUR TRAFFIC!

        Jesus L. Perez was NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
        Jesus L. Perez was NEVER a US Army Ranger.
        Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
        Jesus L. Perez looks likes he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
        Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest stops.
        Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
        Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind the Blue Oyster.
        Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
        Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
        Jesus L. Perez was NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
        The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
        Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
        Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at the Blue Oyster.
        Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
        Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
        Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has tennie-boopers afraid of him.
        Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
        Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculptured rat turds.
        Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google(R) TM and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that Jesus L. Perez?

        ((((OVER))))

        5/77 FA sends

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          ROGER, I COPY:

          Jesus L. Perez was NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
          Jesus L. Perez was NEVER a US Army Ranger.
          Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
          Jesus L. Perez looks likes he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
          Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest stops.
          Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
          Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind the Blue Oyster.
          Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
          Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
          Jesus L. Perez was NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
          The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
          Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
          Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at the Blue Oyster.
          Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
          Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
          Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has tennie-boopers afraid of him.
          Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
          Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculptured rat turds.
          Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google(R) TM and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that Jesus L. Perez?

          ((((OVER))))

          Good copy, I read you 5X5,

          ((((OVER))))

  31. Keepin' It Real says:

    They held Jesse as a POW for 16 days. That was enough time to conclude that they could get no useful intelligence out of him.

    It took us a lot less time to draw the same conclusion.

  32. HMC Ret says:

    Hey, ‘Ranger’, do you have a thousand yard stare behind those Foster Grants? BTW, you don’t represent well. We have come to expect Rangers and SEALs to have a Harley, thousand yard stare, a mutt (preferably one with ‘service dog’ outfit), doorag, lots of tats, a bimbo on your arm, and other embellishments which others can mention. You also have to have the PTSD from your time as a POW. I imagine you were tortured to extract sensitive information. Ranger Up, Homes.

    BTW, stroll over to Google. You are now internationally famous and will be until the end of time. Congratulations, Ranger. We also expect you to threaten us with legal action for defamation. A sock puppet would really be awesome. Tell us about your lawer. No Ranger can be without a lawer.

  33. NR Pax says:

    OK, now a bit on the “Cadet Bone Spurs” remark as I see that from a liberal on another site I frequent.

    Had Trump been a Democrat, people like him would have been going on about how that doesn’t make a difference. If he’d served (regardless of MOS) they would have thanked him for his service.

    But since he’s a Republican, they prefer to make a big deal about his deferments (Get back to me with the SRBs of Bill, Hillary or Barack when you can. Thanks) and imply cowardice. And if he had served? The Russian investigation would have been running alongside investigations into “War Crimes.”

    It gets tiresome and I really wish that they’d come up with something new once in a while.

    • The Stranger says:

      Oh, that’s right…I have seen you post on the Townhall family of sites. Yeah, I think you are referring to “Conservative_Hispanic” who tried to hijack “ Conservative Hispanic’s” handle. That idiot ends his posts with KABOOM! Hey, it’s probably this Jesus dude here…phony veteran, phony Conservative, possible phony Hispanic!

  34. sbalm says:

    *** ANNOUNCEMENT ***

    ProudAnchorBaby is back up on Twitter after he had to “nuke” his other account.

    https://twitter.com/ProudAnchorBaby

    Was he or was he not hacked? (Not sure if this is authentic or not)

  35. Keepin' It Real says:

    It was a lie.

    It was a lie

    • Poetrooper says:

      Sure proud of that Mexican flag, isn’t he?

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        And to think Brother Poe, this fool is one of the ones that we signed that blank check for. I ducked into that site, I guess he is trying to make amends? Not sure. But yeah, these mf’ers that come into our country waving a flag that ain’t an American Flag can just kiss my ass.

        And another thing, dickhead Jesse Pedro get the f out, if it wasn’t for the 2nd A the 1st A would be long gone! grrrrrrr

        • The Stranger says:

          Yeah, about that “blank check”…the memo line on mine says “Except for this motherfucker right here!” I wouldn’t piss on this clown if he was on fire. However, in his case, I am a big proponent of the old saying “Build a man a fire, and he’s warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

    • Animal says:

      I just read through his posts(whatever it’s called on twitter). Accusing Blackwater contractors of raping and murdering “thousands of girls, women and boys” is past forgivable for me. I don’t care if you do admit you lied. Accusing warriors of that when you’ve never served yourself takes the lies to a whole new level. I don’t generally wish anyone ill, but for you Jesus, I hope your life is one excruciating misery after another and every time your forget what you’ve done, someone is there to remind. The internet is forever after all.

  36. No Navy Seals for the start of the week???

  37. SFC D says:

    TAH (SWDIV) COPIES:

    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A US Army Ranger.
    Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest areas.
    Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
    Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind The Blue Oyster.
    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
    Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
    The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
    Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at The Blue Oyster.
    Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
    Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has teeny-boppers afraid of him.
    Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
    Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculpted rat turds.
    Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google®™ and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that, Jesus L. Perez?

    ((((OVER))))

  38. True story. The other side of a Purple Heart tale and the VA, spent year in foreign country during what ever you want to call it as has been called a lot of things despite losing 58,000 people. Went to VA for initial evaluation and when in exit revue was asked questions and quick look over by the nurse. During the session I told her I had a Mortar round hit a tree behind me. During her look over of me she noticed a lump between my first and second knuckle of left hand and asked about it. I told her it was a small piece of steel that I have had there for many years. Boy the lights came on in her mind, Mortar round, piece of steel in body, she quickly says we can surgically remove that piece of metal and put you in for a purple heart, well I’ll be darned, me a worthless USAF aircraft maintenance person and a purple heart. WOW!!!! Lowly me a purple heart, sorry darlin but maybe some day I might get the steel removed but I don’t think anyone would give a worthless bum like me a purple heart for a piece of steel that I got in my hand after I got out and was working on a farm. Same nurse, who has super powers and knowledge of some sort, had me stand up fully dressed and turn around and With her expertise told me I had neither AO or PTSD from that exam as I was never in an area of AO. Funny as there are 3 bases there that are hot spots and no I wasn’t in the north one or south one, just the one in the middle. Now if you don’t mind I gonna go look in the mirror to see if I have a hole in the back of my head or a glass plate that let her visually examine my brain.

  39. Daisy Cutter says:

    Deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties…

    You WANT that Purple Heart!

    You NEED that Purple Heart!

    • If you are talking about me, you are mistaken as One of my classmates was wounded there and went back to his unit and was KIA over there and another severely wounded and neither of their grave markers from the Govt has no mention of a purple heart noted on either one. And I am sorry but I would never stoop so low as to try to get one as it is because of the 5 on the wall from my H/S, I feel like I failed in my lousy duty over there.

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