Saturday Feel Good Stories

| February 9, 2019

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2 dead after alleged home invasion
By: Samantha Sosa, FOX 35 Orlando

TITUSVILLE, Fla.(WOFL FOX 35) – Two men were killed, Thursday, after they attempted to break into a home according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.

On Friday, deputies released the identities of the two men, Alvin Smalls, 20, of Titusville, and Amir Lynn, 18, of Mims.

The incident happened around noon on West Court. According to deputies, the two men, one which was armed, and another wearing a mask, were attempting a home invasion when the occupant shot them both. One died on the scene. The other died at the hospital.

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Read the rest pretty much were you would expect it: Fox 35 Orlando

911 caller hears screaming in intruder’s fatal encounter with Lake County homeowner: ‘Maybe he shot the [expletive]’

By: Jerry Fallstrom Contact Reporter Orlando Sentinel
In two 911 calls released Thursday by the Lake County Sheriff’s Office, neighbors reported hearing multiple shots fired early Tuesday when a homeowner in the Pine Lakes area northeast of Eustis shot and killed an intruder.

“I hear somebody yelling and screaming now, so maybe he shot the [expletive],” one of the unidentified callers says in the recording.

The Sheriff’s Office received a report of a burglary in progress just before 5 a.m. at the home on Dee Street, Lt. John Herrell said.

“Someone had burglarized a home that’s under renovation, as well as a storage container that’s on an adjacent property he owns,” Herrell told Fox 35. “He called us back out, because he heard voices outside.”

The homeowner “was waiting over in the house for them to come back again,” said the 911 caller, who told the operator he was headed to check on the homeowner.

The homeowner, who wasn’t identified, told authorities the shooting occurred after he confronted the intruder at the home west of State Road 44.

The shooting victim was identified as Brandon Allen Woods, 27.

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The rest of the article may be viewed here: Orlando Sentinel

Prosecutor: Woman who shot, killed robber was ‘clearly justified’

WLWT Digital Staff
CINCINNATI —No charges will be filed against a West Price Hill store owner who shot and killed an alleged robber, Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday, adding that she was “clearly justified.”

The woman, who WLWT is not identifying, said “I fought for my life.”

She said she is still rattled by the incident and is locking the doors between customers.

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At least this one isn’t in Florida. Read the rest here: WLWT 5

A Saturday trifecta +1 Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, with todays totals 4 / 0 / 0; four Tango Uniform, and double zeros for the inconvenienced and in the wind. Maybe one day reporters will understand the difference between ‘victims’ and ‘criminals’ but I’m not waiting up for it.

Category: Feel Good Stories, Trifecta

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  1. Outcast says:

    Great start to the weekend AW, 4 down for the count and no drawn out useless freedom fights paid by tax payers.

    • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman says:

      Yep. The ever beleaguered citizen taxpayer is the real winner here. (sigh of relief…..)

      • Outcast says:

        Yea except possibly the person who did the shooting if they did the act on their property, they get the clean up bill but in the long run it’s cheap for the rest of us.

        • David says:

          Not to mention the inevitable retaliatory civil suit.

          • Outcast says:

            David are you implying that there is a lawyer out there that would stoop so low as to —-wait hold that thought, I keep forgetting lawyers do not have scruples and only pursue the almighty dollar as is shown every day in commercials and our United State Congress, Forget this post. sorry as to fingers engaged before brain, old age problem.

  2. IDC SARC says:

    Taking out the trash quickly and cost effectively. 🙂

  3. 5th/77th FA says:

    Nothing like a four of a kind FIRST thing in the morning. Surely makes the kick of my Irish Coffee that much better. The winnings just keep piling up. Now if we could just hear from Jeff LPH. I really, really need that extry Brinks truck.

    Heard a rumor that the Slash and Run was going to intro a new drink called the Dave. It is reputed to be so strong it will nearly rip your head off.

  4. Docduracoat says:

    Glocks are so blocky and ugly. They are certainly reliable.
    So many people complained about the finger swell models.
    Gun manufacturers should always include some kind of ledge or depression to place your trigger finger, so people don’t alway have it on the trigger.
    That would add a measure of safety when investigating bumps in the night.
    Andrew Branca just had a case of the week where a man accidentally shot his wife when he flicked on the light and saw a person downstairs. If his finger was in an index depression it might not have happened. (She survived)

    • IDC SARC says:

      somebody say …Glock?

      fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

    • Thunderstixx says:

      Tupperware guns….
      They started the Tupperware gun revolution that has spawned so many new styles of pistols that everybody now has a great firearm.
      But, with this Grand Slam, it’s nice to see the taxpayers get some relief instead of taking itt in the shorts yet again !!!

  5. RGR 4-78 says:

    Quadrafecta. A damn fine day at the FGS.

  6. Kenneth Taylor says:

    Sort of empties the gene pool by a few idiots. But don’t fear, some woman out there is re-producing as we speak.