God Emperor Trump – Long Live the Great Orange Ape

| February 11, 2019 | 34 Comments

If you have never been to Tuscany, Italy put it on your bucket list.   It seems our Italian friends have an appreciation for POTUS.

The legacy media is having seizures.  I am still glad that I did not vote for Hillary.

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  1. OldSoldier54 says:

    Now that is funny.

    As long as he keeps giving the finger to the Left, he’s got my vote.

    LONG LIVE THE DONALD!!!

  2. 26Limabeans says:

    Oh man, that is awesome.

    Needs some flames shooting out of somewhere.

  3. Mason says:

    Makes Redline’s Nobel Peace Prize look like a Xmas tree ornament.

  4. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Holy Don Corleone! I thought it was one of those computer things that people make. It’s real! Too cool. Too funny.

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    That is too cool!!! Tuscany is great country for vino rosso!

    I have to go there now, fer sure!!!

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Wickedly Cool, that ought to be shown on college campuses starting with UC Berzerkely!

  7. Tim says:

    All Hail Trumpus Maximus! Vidi Vici Veni

  8. The Other Whitey says:

    Trumphammer 40k, eh?

  9. 5th/77th FA says:

    Too bad they didn’t have this in the Macy’s or Rose Bowl Parades. Lib heads be going all ‘splodey from coast to coast.

    #Orange Man Good

  10. Sapper3307 says:

    In KeKs honor!

  11. FatCircles0311 says:

    I’m sure a lot of people here don’t know what this is referring to so I’ll explain it. It’s a meme of The Emperor of Mankind from a table top wargame called Warhammer 40,000. The Emperor was a living God that brought forth a great crusade to unify humanity across the stars.

    • The Other Whitey says:

      Emps is/was also a colossally-arrogant hypocritical dickbag, which probably has a lot to do with the Imperium’s constant state of war.

      A Cliffnotes version of the Imperial military:

      Space Marines (Adeptus Custodes): genetically and cybernetically enhanced 9-foot-tall walking tanks who get all the glory and all the cool shit. Some joined the forces of Chaos and are now demonically enhanced on top of all that.

      Imperial Guard (Astra Militarum), AKA “The Wall of Guns.” The regular army, numbers in the hundreds of billions across the galaxy. The IG’s standard strategy is “throw unsupported infantry at the problem.” If the objective is important enough, they have some truly awesome tanks, artillery, and IFVs in inventory, but those cost money and the Imperium considers manpower an inexhaustible resource. Discipline is enforced by commissars, who can execute any man on the spot for heresy, defeatism, cowardice, insubordination, or suggesting that there might be better alternatives to engaging giant space orks in close combat. Casualties regularly number in the tens of millions. The life of a guardsman can be summarized thusly: “Enemy tanks approaching. FIX BAYONETS!”

      Imperial Navy: 15-mile-long space battleships crewed by 80,000 slave-sailors each (crews are co-ed, fraternization is encouraged in order to replace turnover). They haul the IG from planet to planet, but those battleships are way more expensive than the tanks they often can’t be bothered to land, so they will generally sit comfortably in orbit in a Mexican standoff with the opposing fleet while the IG gets stuck with a protracted ground war. If authorized, they have about a dozen different means to enact Exterminatus, the complete destruction of a planet’s surface. These include, but are not limited to, cyclonic torpedoes (supernukes), bioweapons, seismic weapons, incendiaries that will burn the atmosphere off, and regular old bomb-it-back-to-the-stone-age. Sometimes they’ll even take the time to evacuate the IG from the surface first.

      • some guy says:

        I don’t play the table top games or read the books, but I love the scenario and how over the top everything is. I’m surprised that there are so many fellow w40k fans. Right on!

        • The Other Whitey says:

          Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM) is one of the most underappreciated characters in modern scifi. Humanity’s greatest war hero, whose attitude towards his own actions is, “Hey, I was just minding my own business, trying to avoid paperwork and pawn the shitty jobs off on somebody else, and then all this crazy shit just happened!”

      • Dinotanker says:

        My name is Dinotanker and I am a WH40K-aholic.

        Love the Prez all armored up like some kick ass Space Marine!

        Being addicted to heavy metal my favorite 40K fighting force looks a wee bit like an armored cavalry troop; lots of Leman Russ tanks and scouts mounted in Chimeras.

        Ciaphas Cain reminds me a LOT of Harry Flashman… 🙂

        Hope you all are well!

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