Trump’s Picture on MRE?

| February 12, 2019

The Military Times and CNN have reported that the spittin’ image of Trump appears on one of the MRE’s (Meals Ready to Eat) distributed to the military.

While preparing to wolf down the succulent brown bag goodness adored by generations of constipated service members, a starving D.J. Kremer, an Army warrant officer and barbecue devotee, decided to send his BBQ-loving friends a photo of the blasphemous meal.

“Due to logistical issues, we ended up going three days without food or water,” Kremer said. “On about day four, we finally got MREs and I pulled this [MRE] out. I’m a member of BBQ Facebook page, and thought they would get a kick out of me eating brisket out of a bag instead of grilling my own. … The comments grew. Next thing I know, I’m getting calls from all over saying they saw my post on such and such page. Crazy how quick things spread!”

Judge for yourself.

Some have claimed that once you see it, it can’t be unseen.

Some are even speculating that the other figure may be Kanye West.

While going through a bout of depression, I was once eating Cheetos and I pulled one out that looked like Willie Nelson and I knew my life was due to change.

I tried to sell it on eBay but no luck.  In hindsight, I should have claimed it looked like Jesus.

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  1. 5th/77th FA says:

    Kayne and The Donald had just finished a big fat blount. They had to toke that tater to get the munchies bad enough to want to eat the MRE. One of the stacked weapons appears to be the Remington 870 they used for the “shotgun.”

    They cut the cards to see who got the chocolate cookie.

    • LRRP2 says:

      WTF would you even suggest that OUR CIC would smoke a blunt ? He doesn’t smoke or drink . And , MREs aren’t all that bad — if you compare them to C Rats ( pork and motherfuckers , canned ham and eggs , etc )

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        Lighten up Bro. Guess you couldn’t see my snarky light on. Had my fair share and then some of C Rats. Tried to survive on the peaches soaked in pound cake, p nut butter & cheese on crackers. Lost weight.

        Wish I could sit down with every active duty Soldier, Marine, Sailor, Airman, Coastie, and Merchant M for a 20 oz Porterhouse and all the trimmings with the authorized 2 3.2 beers per meal. Would bet The Donald would too.

      • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman says:

        C Rats are a gourmet meal compared to T (Tray) Rats.

      • rgr769 says:

        That is Ham and Lima beans and the canned ham is almost as bad as the Ham n’ Mofos if you don’t have any Tobasco to kill enhance the taste.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Kayne is dressed as Friar Tuck.

  2. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Yeah and he is staring at Obama in the right.

  3. Messkit says:

    So, you are saying Willie ISN’T Jesus?

    Pfft, waste of a good communion last Sunday.

  4. 2banana says:

    He is saying “Dude, I will trade you peanut butter for MMs…”

  5. FatCircles0311 says:

    Who the fuck decided mre’s needed images on them in the first place? Is this some commercial mre imposter? If not this is government waste and the dipshit who authorized it should be sent to 29 palms for their new duty of police calling the desert.

  6. Mike W. says:

    WOW, that MRE sounds like it would be pretty decent. [for an MRE of course!]
    I LOVED Chicken and Rice.

  7. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    If one is Trump, the other is Cory Booker.

  8. SGT Fon says:

    i always liked the dehydrated pork patty, but that ham and choke(chicken) loaf was the single nastiest thing every created by man, ever. you could have put old JC himself on the package and you would still not be able to eat the damn thing

    • SFC D says:

      “Omelette w/ham” was right up there at the top of the “I ain’t eating that” list.

      • Jay says:

        Four fingers of death…..warmed up w/cheese they weren’t TERRIBLE. Get them cold….you had to cut the layer of slime off of them first. Gaaahhhhhhh

        • SFC D says:

          PLDC, Camp Jackson, January 1990. 4 fingers of death froze in my ruck, lunch had to wait till they thawed under my shirt.

  9. David says:

    According to my father, in WWII Ks were the individual rats and Cs were Company level bulk rats. When I was in Cs were boxed individual rats… never saw MREs till I got to Ft. Bliss. Still waiting for meal pills. And flying cars.

  10. Daisy Cutter says:

    I wonder if the Donald Trump MRE has orange pound cake?

    Badda-bing-badda-boom!

  11. gitararver says:

    There’s no way the image on the left is Trump.

    It has hair out of place.

  12. MCPO USN says:

    It’s pretty obvious that is “Da Nang Dick” and “Killer” John Kerry making up a war story……

  13. Flagwaver says:

    It looks like Trump and MLK.

  14. jon spencer says:

    I could see three days without food, but without water? Something about this story does not sound right.
    “Due to logistical issues, we ended up going three days without food or water,”