Arvil Gene Reed – US Navy SEAL Lieutenant, Navy Cross, Silver Star, Two Purple Hearts, Blog of Shame

| March 15, 2019 | 58 Comments

We were contacted by several people who have been working to expose Arvil Reed as the phony embellishing Valor Vulture that he is.  They asked if we could get his official records and a picture of him to post where anyone who wants to know about his service can review it for themselves.   The results of that investigation were posted on militaryphony.com

Arvil Reed Phony Navy SEAL

Arvil Reed Phony Navy SEAL

BACKGROUND

Arvil Gene Reed comes to us from Riverside, California but has spent time in different parts of the United States. He grew up in California. Arvil is 51 years old as of March 2019.

Arvil shows up to an American Legion claiming he was a Navy officer and that he was a member of the elite U.S. Navy SEALS. He had a DD-214 and official looking letters from the Navy showing he received the Navy Cross, Legion of Merit, Bronze star with “V” and a couple of Purple Hearts along with other lesser ribbons.

On the DD-214 above, it shows over 20 years of active duty, time as a Special Warfare Officer (SEAL), a Navy Cross, a Silver Star, a Bronze Star Medal with “V” and two Purple Hearts.

Here is the Navy Cross citation…

The above citation is for Gothic Serpent (Somalia 1993). You may notice some similarities to the movie “Blackhawk Down” such as “SUPER SIX ONE.”

Arvil shows up to this American Legion and talks about his SEAL days to anyone that is willing to listen. There were decorated combat veterans present and some began to doubt Arvil’s stories because an awful lot of the medals did not seem legit and the dates were all from the time frame of 1990 to 1995.

One of the SEALs that works with Military Phony knew of most of the SEALs that participated in Gothic Serpent – and certainly knew of the officer. Things seemed more than suspicious.

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ACTIONS CONDUCTED BY MILITARY PHONIES

After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives, the Naval Special Warfare Center and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of Arvil Gene Reed ever completing BUD/S Training or being assigned to a SEAL Team.

Arvil Gene Reed ‘s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

FOIA RESULTS

 

CRIMINAL, NEWSPAPER AND OTHER RECORDS

Several records on Arvil Gene Reed show different dates of birth. Same exact day, but on some it shows 1967 and others 1969. Oddly enough, his military records will show on either date of birth as long as other information is correct.

This criminal record displays 1967.

https://mugshots.com/US-Counties/California/Riverside-County-CA/Arvil-Gene-Reed.54604292.html

Here is a judgement against him from the San Mateo County Department of Child Support Services.

It is quite common when people have a criminal record or are trying to avoid child support payments to provide an alternate date of birth. This will make finding them more difficult.

The lady listed as a plaintiff married Arvil on 2 Feb 1991 but it does not appear they are still married. She may be interested in where Arvil is hanging out these days since there may be a court ordered judgement against him.

US NAVY CRUISE BOOKS

Reed’s photo was located in the USS Conte de Grasse’s cruise book from 1989, further confirming his rate as an Operation Specialist. Here he is shown as an E-2 in 1989.

Here, Reed is shown later in the same cruise book as an E-3.

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DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

SUMMARY SHEET

Arvil Reed’s summary sheet shows under four years of active duty. He was discharged from the Navy as a Seaman Recruit (E-1).

The summary sheet shows that he went on deployments due to Sea Service Deployment Ribbons, but he does not have the valor awards that he claims – Navy Cross, Silver Star, Bronze Star with “V” or Purple Hearts.

Arvil appears to have supplied organizations with an altered federal document – a DD-214 since he could not have been in Gothic Serpent since he was not on active duty in 1993.

This is in violation of the Stolen Valor Act and probably other things as well.

Nothing in his military records support Arvil’s claim of training to be a Navy SEAL or serving with any SEAL units.

STOLEN VALOR

The official military records for Arvil Reed do not support many of his claims – many of which are in violation of the Stolen Valor Act.

If these claims were leveraged by Arvil for something of value over the years, including monetary gain, work positions, or advertising SEAL experience to further a business, Arvil may be in violation of the Stolen Valor Act. Individual state laws may apply as well.

There you have it.  His records and other results are now available to anyone who might like to check on his actual military service.  We understand that Local Law Enforcement may have been contacted and we encourage them to follow their own investigation to fruition.

No Thespians were recruited or injured during our investigation.  Arvil Reed was never a Navy SEAL.  It appears he likes to use misinformation when confronted about his phony claims.  What phony doesn’t?

“Thank you”, to those who came forward to expose this clown.  The Google Gods may now spread the truth.

Source: Arvil Gene Reed – US Navy SEAL Lieutenant, Navy Cross, Silver Star, Two Purple Hearts, Blog of Shame | Military Phonies®

Category: Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    This clown certainly has chutzpah for claiming the Navy Cross. These days, it is almost as easy to check for the NC/DSC/AFC as it is to verify for MOH…

  2. Comm Center Rat says:

    If Arvil has the time and money to drink at the local American Legion hall, he should pay all past due child support payments. He could even sell his leather vest and bling to bring in a few dollars toward the arrears.

    Always a shame to see a bona fide recipient of the coveted NDSM embellishing his military career. Arvil sounds like the name of a seal at Sea World.

  3. STSC(SW/SS) says:

    Fucking NQP asshole

  4. Hondo says:

    Minor quibble, DH. The “one bronze service star” on his SWASM (which is a campaign medal) doesn’t denote a second award. Unlike an expeditionary medal, on a campaign medal a bronze star denotes participation in a defined campaign (a specific period of time). For the SWASM there are three defined campaigns:

    Defense of Saudi Arabia: 2 Aug 1990 – 16 Jan 1991
    Liberation and Defense of Kuwait: 17 Jan – 11 Apr 1991
    Southwest Asia Cease-Fire: 12 Apr 1991 – 30 Nov 1995

    I didn’t see any mention of the USS Comte de Grasse being in the Persian Gulf during the SWASM eligibility period while this guy was still in the Navy, so his SWASM is likely due to his time with the USS Abraham Lincoln. Pretty sure they arrived in the Gulf before he was transferred off for his apparent early discharge as an E1.

    His AFEM appears to be from his time with the USS Comte de Grasse, since that ship was in the Gulf during summer 1989.

    In the great scheme of things, the error is trivial. Great work by MP in uncovering the truth about this . . . “fine individual”.

    • Brian Simcoe says:

      I served in the KSA from Aug94-Feb95 and received a campaign star. In Oct94 there was operation “Vigilant Warrior” that lasted a brief time before reverting back to “Southern Watch”. Obviously, those dates don’t apply to this clown.

    • Andrew says:

      I took my DA photo without the star on my Afghan campaign medal. At the time, I had no idea you were suppored to tack the star on.

  5. Daisy Cutter says:

    “I’m a 20 year Navy SEAL – says so right here on my Double-D twenty-one, four.” — Arvil Reed —

  6. Bim says:

    When Don Shipley exposed this guy on his site last week, he took video of a call from Reed confessing everything. Reed explained that he left as an E1 because he punched a shipmate who was sexually harassing a young lady, calling her a “See you next Tuesday” and refused to leave her alone. In his words (paraphrasing a bit), “But, because the guy was one pay grade above mine, they kicked me out”. Riiight.

    He also is a Prospect for Green Machine (MC club affiliated with the Vagos). I think he may have a bit of a trust issue with his new friends now.

    Anyway, it’s worth a look for those that subscribe to extremesealexperience. You wont find it on ScrewTube now that they censored and evicted Don’s channel.

    • Keepin' It Real says:

      It’s always some noble reason. i.e. they punched their commanding officer because he was ordered to shoot civilians, etc.

      Still doesn’t explain the O-3 and the Navy Cross. Wish Ar-vark would have offered an explanation for that as well.

      Don Shipley does great work but the public at large is not made aware of the fake Navy SEAL due to the exposure done behind a pay-per-view service.

      • NHSparky says:

        Ask how he got his commission. That’s always good for a laugh if they were a 20-year LT and didn’t say ECP, LDO, etc.

        Oh, you came in as an Ensign and never made it above Lt? Do fucking tell!

        • Eric says:

          He was a full Commander, but got busted to Lieutenant for punching out an Admiral, who he caught molesting his 3 y/o daughter. He never had a chance, of course, cuz the Admiral was a JAG officer and he was a lowly O5. Evidence destroyed, witnesses lied. When he went to the IG office, he discovered his 201 file was scrubbed, containing only the data revealed by the FOIA request. This hero’s life is destroyed. Proof that bad shit eventually happens to lying pieces of garbage.

    • Mustang Major says:

      He doesn’t have the balls to join a biker gang. It’s just more of his poser lifestyle. He is all talk.

  7. Outcast says:

    Gee and no Vietnam service medals, when one is somewhat bored and his mind wanders into the warped zone (we are discussing another one of those Cali flakes posted here) theories arise in the mind that are a far stretch but not beyond the inner demented minds powering the embellished stolen valor scumbags. I knew I should have done KP and fed cats before reading these new posts.

  8. Another Seal at the TAH starting gate. His lies about the above claims are most likely in his Gene’s.

  9. Mustang Major says:

    Someone should take the initiative to found an American Posers Legion. Then clowns like Arvil Gene Reed could hangout together and try to out bullshit each other all day long at their clubhouse. It would also keep them from infesting American Legion, VFW, and other respectable facilities.

  10. 26Limabeans says:

    Nice cone head.
    He must be from France.

  11. NHSparky says:

    Navy Cross, Silver Star, and no CAR.

    Legit!!!

    Fucking taint licker needs a terminal does of anally injected herpegonasyphilaids.

    Oh, and Arvil? Can’t feed em? Don’t breed em!

  12. 5th/77th FA says:

    Alleged “cocksucker” Hey Arvill Gene Reed, here is a Google Hit for your lying, posing, embellishing ass. Could, woulda, shoulda, had honorable service, but noooooooo. Had to do some dickstepping, some scamming, some running out on your responsibilities. Enjoy your new fame…Bitch…

    Calling ChipNASA, Calling ChipNASA. Make a motion for the deployment of the Continent of Insults…..Can I get a 2nd?

    • Fjardeson says:

      I second. Haven’t seen the COI dropped on anyone for a while. 🙂

      ChipNASA- cleared hot!

    • ChipNASA says:

      Alrighty then…
      We have a request for the The Continent of Insults®™ and then we have an almost immediate “second”. Therefore the ROE have been met for the Roberts Rules on TAH.
      I did say my trigger finger was getting itchy about 5 minutes after you posted…(I didn’t see it) and the other day in the MOT someone said we hadn’t posted the The Continent of Insults®™ in a while and good ole Arvill Gene Reed seems totally qualified….

      Here goes……

      Hey ARVILL, YOU PENIS HEADED LOOKING TWAT, I HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND ENJOY YOUR NEW FAME AND ATTENTION YOU SO RICHLY WANT AND DESERVE….

      The Continent of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
      THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
      ….Arvill (What kind of gay-assed girl name is Arvill, someone should go find your parents and smack the snot out of them) Gene (More like defective/mutated gene) Reed …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter,
      Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON?? Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.

      • ChipNASA says:

        Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P. ), you fat, double chin, bullet head, wanna be, wash out, Seaman, no SEMEN, E-1 FAILURE, Non-Child Supporting shitbag, phony embellishing Valor Vulture, forging fuckface, NOT a U.S. Navy SEAL, NEVER awarded the Navy Cross, NO Silver Star, NOPE, NO Bronze Star with “V” and definitely NO Purple Hearts, and absolutely not in Somalia participating in Gothic Serpent, (Dude, really???) TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch,
        Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
        If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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        FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
        Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
        Here endeth the lesson.

  13. FatCircles0311 says:

    When you want to steal valor but the Medal of Honor is too obvious so you settle with a Navy Cross.

    What a hero. When is he being elected by liberals to office? DaNang Dicky needs a running mate.

  14. Ex-PH2 says:

    He is the manifestation of the well-known mud stuffin.

  15. ChipNASA says:

    That bald, fat, double chin, fuck is 51? I’m 5 years older and look 10-15 years younger.

    Jesus Christ……

    The flying monkey fucker is just ripe…..

    Mah Triggar Fingar is gettin’ a mite itchy…..

  16. JBUSMC says:

    Seems like the American Legion would be a place to avoid for stolen valor types.

  17. Skippy says:

    Another 💩 hits the crapper

  18. Mason says:

    Whoa, he’s got his blood type on his vest. Do not fuck with this bad ass mofo.

  19. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another Junior Associate Apprentice Towel Boy over at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

  20. NHSparky says:

    I’d love to ask him the obvious questions just to watch the tucker sit and spin.

    Oh, and what Post let him in? Seems like they need their asses lit up for not checking better.

    Guy isn’t even eligible for the Legion since it’s almost a certainty he didn’t receive an honorable discharge.

  21. Sarge says:

    Arvil Gene Reed was not a Navy Seal
    Arvil Gene Reed served less than four years in the US Navy
    Arvil Gene Reed was awarded the coveted National Defense Service Medal
    Arvil Gene Reed probably stepped on his dick and got out of the US Navy as an E-1
    Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Navy Cross
    Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Bronze Star
    Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Purple Heart
    Arvil Gene Reed has a judgement from the San Mateo County Department of Child Support Services
    Arvil Gene Reed could be a deadbeat dad
    Arvil Gene Reed probably kicks puppies and kittens when no one is looking

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      He looks like the type that would throw his Beanie Babies on the floor and stomp on them when he thinks nobody is looking!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      ROGER, I copy:

      Arvil Gene Reed was not a Navy Seal
      Arvil Gene Reed served less than four years in the US Navy
      Arvil Gene Reed was awarded the coveted National Defense Service Medal
      Arvil Gene Reed probably stepped on his dick and got out of the US Navy as an E-1
      Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Navy Cross
      Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Bronze Star
      Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Purple Heart
      Arvil Gene Reed has a judgement from the San Mateo County Department of Child Support Services
      Arvil Gene Reed could be a deadbeat dad
      Arvil Gene Reed probably kicks puppies and kittens when no one is looking

      ((((OVER))))

  22. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
    Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
    Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
    Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
    Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
    Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
    Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
    Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
    Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
    Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
    Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
    Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
    Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
    Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
    Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
    Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
    Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • Sarge says:

      API(®™):

      I copy five by five:

      Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
      Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
      Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
      Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
      Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
      Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
      Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
      Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
      Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
      Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
      Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
      Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
      Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
      Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
      Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
      Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
      Arvil Gene Reed has the potential of spots on a zebra.
      Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        ROGER THAT, I say again:

        Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
        Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
        Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
        Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
        Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
        Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
        Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
        Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
        Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
        Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
        Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
        Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
        Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
        Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
        Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
        Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
        Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

        How copy,

        ((((OVER))))

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