Another Disturbance In the Farce

| March 18, 2019

Clearly, there has been a misunderstanding or miscommunication here.

I’m sure this visitor simply forgot to get his tour guidebook and ticket at the online TicketBabe facility, which could have provided him with the schedules for guided tours of secure facilities, and also informed him regarding what identifying information he should carry on his person. He might even have been able to get a discount, depending on when he bought the ticket and whether or not it was full-service or did not include a snack break and a 3-course lunch.

https://www.armytimes.com/news/2019/03/15/man-arrested-after-saying-he-needed-to-tour-fort-braggs-special-operations-facility/

He ain’t too bright to begin with, but they didn’t make him take a breathalyzer test.

 

 

 

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Darwin Awards

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  1. JacktheJarhead says:

    Hmmm, let’s see. You are a man from the middle east, you apparently over stayed your visa, you pull up to a US Military base and ask to tour the “Special Operations Facility, what could go wrong!

    Well, Everything! Yes, this is Teh Stoopid! In the extreme! This reminds me of the Star Trek Movie where Checkov was asking the San Francisco cop directions to the “Nuclear Wessels”.

    I needed a good laugh!

  2. 5th/77th FA says:

    Finally got caught up enough to be the FIRST comment on a post. Lucky me, MiLady Ex-PH2 had some food pr0n for me. Usually this time of year I’m with the chilluns at the Strawberry festival near Plant City. You can buy some real nice home grown fat sweet ones…cheap! Not only are strawberries good in pies, cakes, jams, and jellies, I understand from Dave Hardin they can come in handy when you have whipped cream and a live chicken.

    Dumbazz gonna try to take a self guided tour of a highly secured area? Guess we gonna have to pay for his upkeep until we have to pay for his deportation. Good on the MPs handling his teh stooopid.

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Well damn. Not FIRST on the comments here, but still FIRST from the Coveted FIRST of the TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread (let it be said, let it be written) AND still reigning Supreme as FIRST on the Wednesday MOT.

      My Thanks for the Congratulations of my loyal dickweeded minions.

      King of Battle rtr/gd/gabn

  3. AW1Ed says:

    “While there, he gave authorities multiple forms of expired identification, including his vehicle registration, a Jordanian passport and a Texas driver’s license.”

    “Sueidan is now in the custody of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, which lodged a detainer against him, according to a spokesman.”

    Fayette Nam is not a sanctuary city- who knew?

    Claw, the Whiz Wheel is needed to score this one; the stupidity here is Bernathian.

    • Claw says:

      Roger, the Whiz Wheel™® says the stupidity is beyond Bernathian, it’s FBBSDC*, so with a spin, the results are:

      Nouran Ahmed Shiba Sueidan – 35 x 11 = 385

      * Full Blown Bat Scheisse Drooling Crazy (Hat Tip to Hondo)

      ((Over))

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    At the bottom right of the linked article there is a burial story similar to the previous thread. 30 March burial.

    That Shiba guy is nuts.

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    From the Article:
    “Nouran Ahmad Shiba Sueidan couldn’t provide a good reason for why he should be allowed to enter Fort Bragg except that he needed to “take a tour of the Special Operations facility to identify if it was worth his time,’” according to an affidavit written by an investigator with Fort Bragg’s Military Police Investigations and Provost Marshal Office, obtained by The Fayetteville Observer.”

    That boy’s cornbread ain’t cooked all the way through, knowhutimean?

  6. AW1Ed says:

    Strawberries?

  7. AnotherPat says:

    Court records on him.

    He had to have an Interpreter present and sworn:

    https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/27435618/USA_v_Sueidan

    He is currently in custody of US Marshals and will be back in Court on Tuesday.

    Gonna be interesting.

  8. Mason says:

    You see, this was all just a security audit. Bragg passed. Now release this patriot. /s