Escape to New York

| March 20, 2019


Agitated Cow Gets Loose on Major Deegan, Jamming Traffic
A little hump day humor from our very own Master Chief.

Once again, a cow has taken over the streets of New York City – this time running wild on the Major Deegan.

Chopper 4 footage showed an extensive traffic jam Tuesday afternoon as NYPD officers tried to safely corral the cow. It was captured and tethered to a light pole in the highway median, though the agitated animal was at one point straining aggressively against the rope before being tranquilized.

The runaway cow was first reported shortly before noon. A half-hour later, it was still swamping traffic as about a dozen animal and law enforcement officers surrounded the creature. By 1:15 p.m., the animal was finally in a trailer and being moved off the highway. Police say it escaped from a nearby slaughterhouse and ran onto the busy road near 166th Street.

Once they taste the air of freedom…

The article and video may be viewed here: NBC And that’s no bull. Thanks, Master Chief.

Category: Guest Link, Humor, Media, Police

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  1. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Escaping from a slaughterhouse, animal rights kooks in 3,… 2,… 1,…

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    So, no calves’ liver on the plate tonight, huh? No veal Marsala? Well, I do hope that the calf is either de-bulled already or that gets done quickly.

  3. Perry Gaskill says:

    New Yorkers around livestock are like Californians when it rains…

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    As we used to remark back on the farm…

    “Balls on Heifer”

  5. rgr769 says:

    The cow wasn’t running from fear of the slaughterhouse, she heard Ojos Locos was planning the extermination of all cattle to save the planet from cow flatulence.

  6. SFC D says:

    It was headed for Chik-Fil-A.

  7. David says:

    streets haven’t been blocked by a cow since the last Hillary rally…

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Damn!!!! David you owe me a screen cleaning and a Mtn Dew.

      Best way to enjoy green leafy things? Feed ’em to a cow, then eat the cow!

      Ribeyes and orast beefed beast on the hoof.

  8. Comm Center Rat says:

    I think the cow was heading for E 161st Street in the Bronx for opening day at Yankee Stadium. Go Yanks!!

  9. The Other Whitey says:

    This is a problem you just don’t encounter in ranch towns like mine.

  10. MrBill says:

    In other news, Devin Nunes’ cow (@DevinCow) now has more Twitter followers than Devin Nunes.

  11. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    AOC IS SO HOT … the district she represents wants her out already.

  12. Looks like the cow was no cow’ard to stand in the Deegan roadway but in no moo’d to be tethered to a light pole.