Butch Skidmore – NOT a Navy SEAL

| April 10, 2019 | 81 Comments

The folks at Military Phony sent us their work on Butch Skidmore, whose real name is Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III.

In an article in the Washington Times by S.A. Miller titled ““Voters in 2020 battleground state struggle to excuse Trump’s hiring of illegal immigrants,” it states that Butch is a former Navy SEAL.

Republican Club of Hanover

Not sure why the political point he was making was prefaced by the statement that he was a former Navy SEAL, but it really didn’t have much to do with the article other than underscoring that the bar was Republican.

Since this was carried as an Associated Press article, it reached many newspapers.

AP: https://www.apnews.com/efadc6d47d4f52747153df277be27f55

Stock Standard: https://techstockstandard.com/trump-hiring-of-illegals-immigrants-an-issue-for-pennsylvania-voters/60428/?fbclid=IwAR1thJ9CuGsyd_gI_7gQheyDsinngVOtG1rAd8eYqXGHdxApVnCSz7fr5bA

After folks contacted the stolen valor community, it was looked into.

Butch was not in the BUD/S-SEAL database and a quick check of SCRA/DoD Manpower revealed…

After Skidmore’s military records were ordered from the Department of the Navy, they showed…

So it appears that Butch dipped his toe into the US Navy service waters by completing 29 days of boot camp, but did not manage to cram in BUD/S and other SEAL training during his brief stint.

Assuming Butch never saw the article to ask for a correction, we felt like a lot of people may be under the impression that he was a Navy SEAL.  We just wanted to help him out to clear up the fact that Butch Skidmore was NOT a Navy SEAL.

Category: Fake SEAL, Navy, Phony SEAL

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  1. Roh-Dog says:

    Butch Skidmark ain’t a SeAL? Check.

  2. Andy11M says:

    Skidmark is more like it, amirite? HEYOOO! I’ll be here all week folks.

  3. JTB says:

    He’s dressed more like a “Cone”….

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    Nothing worse than a Dewey Skidmark

  5. Tallywhagger says:

    One ought never have high expectations from AP, Mr. Skidmark in evidence.

  6. AW1Ed says:

    “Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III? That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty? I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.”

  7. Outcast says:

    Dewey Skidmark, isn’t that the newer correct terminology the Marines use when they find that brown mark in a new boots under drawers.

  8. Daisy Cutter says:

    There was a skidmark before the crash.

    Badda-Bing-Badda-Boom

  9. Comm Center Rat says:

    This Skidmark was never forged by the sea.

  10. OldManchu says:

    Skidmark sniffer.

  11. Claw says:

    On the Official TAH Top Ten List of Least Amount Of Service Before Being Kicked To The Curb For Bedwetting®™, Mr. Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III (with his total of 29 days) nudges out Robert Joseph “PegLeg” Jones, (who had a grand total of 30 days service,) for the coveted #4 slot on the list.

    Side Note: Ron Etzig still tops the list with a grand total of 16 days.

    • NHSparky says:

      He doesn’t even get that. If you include his swearing in and discharge dates, it’s 28.

      Four whole weeks. He was still a raisin with a shitty haircut when he got the boot.

      • Claw says:

        Yep, you’re almost right. Whomever prepared the DD214 didn’t use the proper Perpetual Julian Date Calendar when figuring the total days. It’s actually 26 elapsed days, but minus the two days for swearing-in and discharge, it’s more like 24 days.

        • Claw says:

          Oops, screwed the pooch on that one. Should have been the Leap Year Julian Calendar (for year 2000) with 27 actual elapsed days and less the two days for swearing-in/discharge leaving 25 days “service.”

          Mea Culpa. Official TAH list has been amended.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        What happened, did Butch Skidmore start wetting the bed during Basic or did he suddenly develop a taste for semen as while being a Seaman?

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Randy Ward has got to be up there as well competing for a top spot…

      https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=62915

      • Claw says:

        Yep, you’re right. Randy Ward’s 27 days puts him in at the #3 slot. Just how that got missed in the initial entries list is currently under investigation.

        On a sadder note, though, is that with Skidmark and Ward being added to the list, John “The Duck” Giduck, that spandex wearing, E-Tool Ninja, winner of the 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament, with 58 days service, drops off the Top Ten List./smile

        • Daisy Cutter says:

          It’s a young man’s game. Gotta make room for new blood.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Oh. My. God. Giduck has finally lost his place in the lineup?????????????

          What a world!! The former and probably still that way scumbag isn’t even good enough to stay on the Top Ten Scumbags with Short Service (If Any) list.

          And to think I was whining because it’s going to snow today.

          • Outcast says:

            That is what they claim here also just can’t make up their minds as to 4″ or foot of snow, slight wind and misty rain now. Oh well onward for the next contestant for the short list.

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            I was enjoying a brief lunch and missed the slight snowfall (if you want to call it that) that appeared and then left. But I did get a photo of some of the snowy stuff in a flower pot, so there’s that.

            This was supposed to be a BOMB CYCLONE, something that was meant to devastate the entire mid-section of the continent and it barely managed to blow a few snowflakes onto the waiting pots of garden soil.

            Accuweather really knows how to gum u a forecast, don’t they?

    • Combat Historian says:

      Skidmark couldn’t even bat anywhere near the Gunga Dan Line. The shame…the shame…

  12. NHSparky says:

    0 DEP time? That sounds strange in and of itself.

    We occasionally had the, “Kiss and ship” types, but they were rare.

    If that in fact was the case, I got $10 that says he either pissed hot or something else came back that Big Navy said, “Thanks but no, now gedduhfugouttaheah.”

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    Butch tossed back a beer? I’d bet he’s one of those people who swallow just about anything without even closing their mouths.

    How in the blue-eyed world does anyone get RIFFED with less than 30 days in boot camp?

  14. USAF RET says:

    “29 Days of Hell – Or My Life as a Navy SEAL” by Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III.

    This dick probably is:
    A. unemployed
    B. a regular slug at AL/VFW/AMVETS/ Rep Club C. Rockin’ the SEAL lie for drinks, and
    D. Puffin peters at every opportunity

  15. 5th/77th FA says:

    Going by the additional pictures on the Military Phonies site Butchy Baby does have that steely eyed meat gazing stare going on. He prolly made a good seal on Bubba’s Taint while dealing with his criminal mischief episodes.

    He will seal his reputation by rocking his lies.

    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III you were not a Navy SEAL and not even a very good Navy Recruit. ESAD Mofo!

  16. Martinjmpr says:

    On the one hand, I hate posers, fakes and phonies.

    On the other hand, this guy was born with the name “Dewey Skidmore III” so I have to have a little sympathy.

    I mean, c’mon “Dewey Skidmore?” That sounds like the name of the class nerd in a cheesy 80’s teen comedy.

    And what’s worse, it’s Dewey Skidmore III – meaning that his father and presumably his grandfather went through life with that name and STILL chose to inflict it on their son. Which ought to be considered a form of child abuse.

  17. Slow this week on Seal posers so this poses a question as to why the number of Seal posers are slowing down.

  18. Jay says:

    Personally, I would love to read some of the dashing adventures of Dutch “rudder” Skidmark

    • rgr769 says:

      I am betting there are stories from his harrowing four weeks at Great Lakes when there were multiple frightening times when he couldn’t get those skidmarks scrubbed out of his white skivvies and was terrorized by the Chief with extra pushups.

  19. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • Haywire Angel says:

      Roger, I copy 5 by 5:

      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      How copy,
      ((((OVER))))

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        ROGER, I copy:

        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

        Good Copy.
        ((((OVER))))

    • Commissioner Wretched says:

      Copy you loud and clear … repeating for clarity:

      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      ((OVER))

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        ROGER Commissioner Wretched, I copy:

        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

        Good Copy,
        ((((OVER))))

  20. SFC D says:

    API, TAH SW copies Lima Charlie

    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      ROGER SFC D, I Copy:

      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

      Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      Good Copy,
      ((((OVER))))

      • Sarge says:

        Sorry, just got power to the PRC 139 and I copy:

        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

        Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

  21. Keepin' It Real says:

    Ladies – Butch is single.

    Think about it – if you can’t date a real SEAL you can date a fake one.

  22. Claw says:

    In response to Comm Center Rat’s request, here is the Official TAH Top Ten Bedwetters list:

    NAME DAYS of “Service” BRANCH

    10. Robert Danny Hay 37 USMC
    09. Stephen Kowalshyn 36 USMC
    08. Robert “Peg Leg” Jones 30 USA
    07. Randy Ward 27 USMC
    06. Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore 29/Actual 27 USN
    05. Jessica Fambrough 25 USN
    04.5 Zachary Nicholas Smith 22 USAR
    04.5 Kennis La Wayne Smith 22 USA
    03. Sam Samford 19 USN
    02. Joe Weldon Cox 18 USA

    01.DING!! DING!! Ron Etzig 16 USANG

  23. Synloy un says:

    I for one am drinking a thank you toast to the Navy Seals who have taken the place of all those X Marines the news people loved to talk about.Now Seals are criminals and X’S are sweet loving formers.Think you media.Now try to learn the difference between sailor soldier marine and airman.Of course my favorite the seabees are above suspicion except on liberty or anywhere else.

  24. 26Limabeans says:

    Found this note in a bottle along the shore:

    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is wearing orange attire in the photo which hints that he’s a jailbird.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore never made it past Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone you’d see sitting at a bar telling bogus tales of deeds never done.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas looking for a date.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be my Janitor.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore served LESS THAN 30 days in the US Navy according to records found.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore was mentioned in an article with the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Mischief.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore at least doesn’t play the Do-rag, Biker vest and dog game.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore appears to be an attention-seeking douchebag.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore HAD to have been a heavy duty dickstepper to get booted with less than 30 days of Basic Training.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type who blows winos behind bus stops.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore is more full of shit than a Battalion of Used Car Salesmen and a platoon of politicians every time he claims to have been a USN SEAL.
    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore looks like the type one sees hanging out in front of the “Rent-a-Drunk” day labor services.

    Ellsworth Dewey Skidmore III aka Butch Skidmore will soon discover The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

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