Walmart: Mom Busts Karate Moves, Son Gets Naked, Dog Commits Theft

| April 14, 2019 | 43 Comments

Benny Vann (26) and Lisa Smith (46) arrested for their actions at Walmart. (Eau Claire County Jail)

A woman, her son, and their dog enter Walmart. The dog runs up to customers as the woman rips apart store displays and places the parts into her cart. This isn’t typical of what you would expect of a shopper. So, naturally, the staff asked her to leave the store.

She exits Walmart, then decides to show the police her martial arts skills. The dog grabs a box of cornbread mix and tries to take off with it.

Meanwhile, the son went to the back and removed all of his clothing. There were other customers in the vicinity. He grabbed some new clothing to take the place of the clothing that he just took off. He also hopped on a scooter. Then, he tried to run into one of the officers with said scooter. They stopped him.

The mom and the son ended up getting arrested. As you can see, in the above photos, the police may have made a final decision on what clothing he was going to wear that day.

From Fox News:

Eau Claire Police Department

Officers learned Smith had come into Walmart with her unleashed Dog “Bo.” While Bo ran up to customers, Smith erratically started pulling apart store displays and placing them in her cart. She was asked to leave by staff and left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot. In the meantime, Bo got a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix and tried to leave the store. Smith was arrested and fought with Officers — she also attempted to kick out a window on the squad car.

While this was occurring, Vann had made his way to the back of the store and removed all of his clothing exposing himself to other customers. Vann retrieved new clothing from the racks but did not purchase these items. When Officers approached Vann he refused to stop and attempted to run over an Officer with his scooter. Officers physically stopped the scooter and arrested Vann.

This is one of those cases where the apple does not fall far from the tree. I wouldn’t be surprised if either alcohol, drugs, or both, were involved.

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  1. Tallywhagger says:

    Veritable pillars of their community?

  2. AnotherPat says:

    Gee Whiz…The son was arrested several days before this incident:

    “Tomah Man Arrested After Heated Interaction With Law Enforcement”

    • AnotherPat says:

      “As officers approached the backyard, they found Lisa Smith who allegedly stated she is the caretaker for her son, Vann, due to a “traumatic brain injury.”

      “Smith allegedly told officers Vann was having a rough morning and that he had not taken his medication. She had several scratches on her face and near her right eye and she stated Vann allegedly hit her.”

      “Vann was charged in Monroe County Circuit Court on Monday with resisting or obstructing an officer, criminal damage to property, possession of THC, two counts of disorderly conduct, possession of drug paraphernalia…”

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Obviously, these people are herbalists and believe in the natural state, especially in cold weather. It’s just that they are on the wrong planet for this kind of thing.

  4. OldManchu says:

    He looks like Robert Francis O’Rourke. Does he have a twin?

  5. Jay says:

    Any, and I mean ANY time I feel bad about my lot in life or life decisions I just go to WalMart. I ALWAYS feel better when I leave.

    • Tallywhagger says:

      You can count on a good time if you go around the first of the month when the benefits cards get recharged. Christmas time is to be avoided, some of them become very dangerous.

    • Poetrooper says:

      Jay, my younger brother, who lives 1500 miles away from me, and I were just talking about the very same thing today–anytime you’re feeling sorry for yourself, just go to Walmart and look around–you’ll come away feeling much better about your own lot in life.

  6. 5th/77th FA says:

    For being only 46 yo, mom sure looks like she has been rode hard and put up wet. Doubt if even IDC SARC would hit that. Speaking of which, where is he? Don’t remember seeing any post from SARC this week. Hope he is OK.

    Bet the dog grabbed the Jiffy Mix ’cause he was hungry. Hopefully a rescue group will come along and give him a good home. Trash like these 2 don’t deserve a fur baby.

  7. DaveP. says:

    “The Aristocrats!”

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    THOSE TWO look like true pillars of their Community – NOT!!!

  9. Green Thumb says:

    I imagine these two (and the dog) were just doing a beer run.

    I would have loved to been at that/the party.

  10. The Other Whitey says:

    Whiskey Tango even by Walmart standards. I suspect they also partake in “better living through chemistry,” if ya know what I mean.

  11. Looks like their actions in Walmart didn’t go Jake. Sometimes I go to my local Walmart between 12-2AM and try to spot Walmartians wearing spandex 3 sizes to small and others wearing pajamas.

  12. Cameron Kingsley says:

    The mom sure looks like a meth-head to me.

  13. Hey, this happened (or so the story goes) 112 miles north of where I live and although there is a good share of White trash living in the Badger State, I assure you that these folks are atypical and moreover before going to Walmart, more than likely, passed that pipe of “Ice” around the dining room table and gave the damned dog a hit or two. Hopefully, for the good folks living here, this story dies quickly.

  14. Usafvet509 says:

    That’s methed up…

  15. Synloy un says:

    Bet the dog would took a better picture.the story started well enough, “a woman her son and a dog walk in a”goes down hill from there.

  16. Synloy un says:

    A woman her son and their dog walk in a bar.bartender says What will you have.woman says I’ll have a whisky and a beer for my son.Bartender asks “And the dog?” Woman says”he will just have a punch.he’s a boxer”

  17. docduracoat says:

    I love my local Walmart Supercenter!
    They are open 24/7/365 and sell ammo.
    So is I need a reload at o dark thirty, on Passover they are there for me.

  18. NHSparky says:

    46 and looks 25 years older than me.

    Meth. Not even once.

  19. LCpl Rhodes says:

    White trash assholes like these are a greater threat to this country than Mexicans. Change my opinion.

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