Son Sues Parents for Destroying his 12 boxes of Pornography

| April 14, 2019 | 61 Comments

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A young man gets into a bitter divorce. As a result, he has to move in with his parents. Due to the circumstances, he had an arrangement where he “paid rent” via doing work and chores around the house.

That lasted for about 10 months. After a domestic dispute situation, the son is asked to leave the home. He moves to a new location while leaving some of his items at his parents’ home. His parents bring his belongings to him, but the son notices something missing.

He wondered where his pornography was at. His father informed him that he found the son’s 12 boxes of pornography and one box of sex toys. As soon as the father found them, he started the destruction process. Now, the son is angry and is suing his parents for damages.

From Fox 17 West Michigan:

18. The e-mail continued: “We counted twelve moving boxes full of pornography plus two boxes of “sex toys” as you call them. We began that day the process of destroying them and it took quite a while to do so.”

His father did warn him. In one of the emails, he reminded his son of the time the later was kicked out of both high school and college for selling pornography. The father also warned the son that if he found any more pornography in his home, he would destroy it.

The father provided another justification:

Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health. I would have done the same if I found a kilo of crack cocaine. Someday, I hope you will understand.

The son is suing for $86,822.16 in damages. The son had a bitter divorce, got kicked out of high school, got kicked out of college, and got kicked out of his parents’ home after 10 months. Then we have the father’s justification and the son’s accusation that the father was being vindictive. Porn is common with some of these incidents, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was common in most or all of these instances.

You can read more at Fox 17 West Michigan.

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  1. Jay says:

    88Gs? Thats a LOT of porn…..

  2. Mason says:

    Murders have happened for less. Wars have started for less. /s

    Obviously this kid is majorly f-ed in the head. Hope the parents take it all the way to trial.

  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Oh well, the only sympathy I have for that little man is found in a dictionary somewhere between “shit” and “syphilis”.

  4. 5th/77th FA says:

    Daddy’s house, Daddy’s rules. Suck it up Buttercup. Don’t even look for a reach around.

  5. AW1Ed says:

    I was thinking snowflake, but upon further consideration I’ve upgraded him to weirdo with a side of loser.
    Where do you find this stuff, T? Never mind, forget I asked.

  6. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Somehow, I suspect the Law may not exactly be as sympathetic to the parents as the above posts. Which would be a shame. They knew he was a shitbird when they took him back.

    Would their prior warning count as verbal contract for him not to bring porn in the house? If so, can they counter-sue?

    Shitbirds gonna shitbird. I hope he never enlists.

    • Just An Old Dog says:

      By the same token he would have to prove the content and the value of all the boxes and that they were actually stored there.
      There is also the issue of him being an actual renter or simply a guest and if any type of lease or contract was drawn up.

      • Hack Stone says:

        This would make for a 2 Parter on Judge Judy.

        • Thunderstixx says:

          $86K of porn ?????
          Now that requires some serious hand job spanking the monkey…
          He must have beat that thing until it looked like the F5 key on WW’s and the rest of the contenders keyboards last week for the coveted First Place Lording over the Dickweeds of TAH !!!

          • Wilted Willy says:

            Hey Thunder, I resemble that remark, fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap, excuse me, fap,fap,fap,fap,fap, I just can’t help myself, fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,ouch!

            • MustangCryppie says:


              I went to sea with a guy who packed his seabag FULL of hard core porn.

              Before we pulled out, he went to the local porn shop to stock up. And stock up he did.

              No joke, his seabag was chockful o’ fuck books.

              The only other stuff he had in it was his poopy suit, a t-shirt, pair of skivvies, and THREE SOCKS.

              He was VERY popular on the boat…except with the skipper.

              Mid-mission we pulled into port and the CO gave him a direct order to get that shit off his sub. Lots of heavy sighs among the crew.

              He still did manage to bring some emergency porn with him. What a trip!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      He doesn’t sound like someone who would make it in unless it’s via a Recruiter who’s double-damned desperate to make quota for the Month.

  7. Synloy un says:

    Things sure do change.I was only allowed one blow up doll.and a bottle of hand cream.but my dad was a preacher,and MoM was a nun

  8. Synloy un says:

    ah,could you send me that pic

  9. My, My, My says:

    19D: Just like Infantry, without the forethought to take your shit with you 🙂 What a bitch.

  10. The Other Whitey says:

    Dude clearly needs help.

  11. Slow Joe says:

    We have two boys, 6 and 4.
    I do hope we do not fail as much as this dude and his wife failed in raising their son.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Be careful of what you say, I’ve seen good parents have their kids make wrong decisions and go to crap!

    • Haywire Angel says:

      My hubby and I were mil to mil, now retired. We did the best we could with both of ours, and our youngest is being a pain and has no initiative to go out on his own at almost 20. They both graduated high school, so that is a plus, but I feel like a failure.

  12. rgr769 says:

    Why would anyone pay $80K for porn when it’s free on the internet? Just asking for a friend.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Why bother with it at all when you can have the real thing for just being nice to someone and working your magic.
      Everybody got magic.
      Cept this guy.

      • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

        26Limabeans, this is indeed the right answer.

        Wouldn’t be surprised if the divorce was partly due to the fascination with pornography.

        I have always explained that there are always women out there who are happy to share themselves with you if you are clean, and have some basic social skills and manners.

        If you actually have gainful employment to go with the preceding and aren’t a whiny little bitch you might actually find yourself never lacking for female company should you so choose it.

      • MI Ranger says:

        Maybe he was of the “not normal” persuasion or fetish type, and his porn was vintage!
        Of course twelve boxes is a lot of video tapes and DVDs…or is that magazines?

  13. Slow Joe says:

    Off Topic:
    How can I add my picture to the member’s gallery?


  14. Thunderstixx says:

    I just hope he didn’t reproduce…
    Those kids don’t deserve to have to go through their lives ducking questions about how they were ever born when their dad stroked the dog for days and weeks and months on end…..

  15. Joe Bob says:

    LOVE all the righteous indignation about porn from former single men who lived in the barracks, visited strip clubs, whore houses, etc. while on active duty.
    At least that’s what I heard the other guys did in my barracks…..

    • 26Limabeans says:

      For most of my tour in Germany I thought the pretty girls standing by the fence outside the Kaiserslautern PX were waiting for the bus.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      As a heathen non-believer I think what you’re referring to is actually addressed in the Christian bible…

      When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

      A little porn, a little masturbation who cares? As with all things moderation is the key to a happy and balanced life…when you have so much porn that you are the basis for the Quagmire character on family guy you might want to reconsider your choices….

    • SFC D says:

      It’s not righteous indignation, it’s sheer incredulity at this massive porn stash! Which differs from a porn ‘stache, that’s another discussion entirely.

  16. chooee lee says:

    Olongapo PI, 1963, me love you long time Joe.

  17. Ex-PH2 says:

    You are all just hopeless. Obviously, he should have shared that stuff with you, right?

  18. Martinjmpr says:

    Wait, I think I found his box of porn:

  19. LCpl Rhodes says:

    Based on that kid’s history it sound like the parents have been really shitty all along. If you’re not beating your kids, you aren’t raising them right.

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